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10 years of FIF
Ok, leggo:
1. What is your name?
2. When is your birthday?
November 3
3. What is your occupation?
4. What hobbies or interests do you have?
Drinking, gaming, playing football and golf.
5. Where were you born?
Barranquilla, Colombia
6. Where do you live?
7. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
Well, it started in 1998 when my father gave me the Zamorano shirt as a birthday present. Was love at first sight.
8. What is your fondest memory of Inter?
The 0-1 vs. Barca in Camp Mou. I cried when the ref blew the final whistle. Maybe means more than the final because Barca were unstoppable in that moment. After that, I knew we were going to win UCL.
9. Who is your favorite current player?
Diego Milito
10. Who is you favorite player of all time?
Javier Zanetti. My father talked to me a lot about Matthaüs btw, he says Sneijder is a average player compared to Lothar.
11. 5 favorite FIF members?
Dylan, Cal, Ana, Dino and Pajo. Special mention to Uni, I4E, Devious, dyna, Fitzy and Hal.
12. Describe the following members in 3 words or less
Handyo - Always lost.
Michael - "The thanked dude" .
Lionheart - 'Imma go fap.
Snake - Ragging roids :troll:
Dino - The fucking GOAT.
Universe - Vasilios.
Fitzy - Underrated.
Raul Duke - Loves getting drunk.
I4E - Veteran.
ADRossi - Ali Karimi
Visca - Undercover interista.
Coaster - Adult Milk.
Kato - UFC Lover.
Ana - Superlady.
FCBarca - Classy trance.
Vasilios - Universe.
Stefan - Cricket.
N4L - Well Balanced.
Nerazzurri_Ninja - Misunderstood troll.
CrzdColombian - 'Argies' are underrated.
Pajo - Rakija addict.
Hamsun - Who?
Football Expert - Expert in gayness.
13. Which pornstar you've dedicated most of your faps?
I think is between Lisa Ann, Marry Queen and Black Angelika.
14. 5 places on Earth you must visit in your life?
Milan, Italy.
The great Pyramid of Giza, Egypt.
Ibiza, Spain.
Saint-Tropez, France.
Amsterdam, Netherlands.
15. Would you let Universe paint you like his french boys? Or girls?
Depends of the parts where he wants to paint.
16. Ever thought of being a troll?
Yes, when Milan c*nts hacked our Forum.
17. You are in prison and you drop the soap.. Will you get down to get it?
Anybody but Dino.
18. Put this tracks from best to worst, in that order: J'ai Envie de toi, Status Excessu, Aisha, Tuvan, Stellar.
Tuvan
Aisha
Status Excessu
J'ai Envie de toi
Stellar
19. Caption for these pics:
"Damn, my shorts are off, hope Dino is don't watching this."
"Oahhhhhhhhhhh"
"C'mon, sit down here... Hmm... Nice ass."
"Passssssspucjbasjhsfrttfttttttpow"
"Okay I give up, let's try kamasutra."
"You lookin' at ma boobs don't cha!"
"Fuck, that was a shit-shot"
"Don't dare to mess with me." - Ana
Burns his own house: "Why always me?"
"Fitzy told me three times your dick looks bigger in white!"
"Sure it does! He saw it personally"
Well, all FIF guys were partying in Stefan's house, 54 dudes and 3 girls okerface:.
Everything was ok, Pajo drinking rakija, Hal doing abs, Dino chatting in omegle with his macbook, Dara fapping... As usual. Then, things started to heat up when I bring some colombian guaro, the magical drink who transforms the cheapest whore in Anne Hathaway. Shit got real when Anton started to sniff coke, Martjin smoking heavy skunk...
Then Someone knocks the door. Coaster, who was sober, opened the door and oh surprise, it was Devious screaming: "I WANT BLOOD, I WANT FLESH". The dude started to eat Coaster "ashdbhasfgahsfgsadfsafgalfkhljk" and when he finished, teabagged his corpse. He was on influences of bath salts. Everybody started to run, except Dara and Hal who began to punch and kick Devious uncussesfullyl they got killed and teabagged as well.
Devious was bloodthirsty. Took Hal's ride and started to drive while listening Balkan music. He made the stop in the traffic lights, looked to right, there was a window illuminated by some led light, then a figure appeared and it started to straighten the hair while humming la isla del sol. "BLOOD" "A HOT CHICK BLOOD" Thought Devious. He jumped like Spiderman and entered to the window. He was in was the bathroom, there was like 1 millions of hair products in the cabinet. Devious tiptoes, enters the main room, and there he was, the most popular motherfucker of the moment, Radamel Falcao García.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSJFGASFHJFSBHFAJKASF, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" Screamed Devious. He jumped on him but then, a wild crzdcolombian appeared from Falcao's bed and killed Devious with 5 DAO-12 shotgun shots.
"I love you Falcao, I would give my life for yours" said crzd. "I... appreciate that" while they started to get closer. Then when they're face to face, crzd closes his eyes, open his lips and then BANG! Falcao headbutts him. Crzd fells down with a huge hole in his head.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL, finally, I got rid of this annoying dude" Said Falcao. He finishes to straighten his hair, puts on a jacket and leaves the house while he takes a drag of an havana cigar.
Well, Ahmed returned and Andy, well, he was very useful to us, but if he wanted to leave, it's okay, I understand it, specially because his new club is from Malta, so maybe they can communicate easier, idk. He'll be always welcome imho, he's a very nice dude.
Nah, not much, didn't have much time to ask him anything. They weren't allowed to talk before the training session, so they were in a rush. I just wished him luck and told him "Forza Cou" he smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
No, but who knows. If I move to US, it would be nice to meet another colombian and fellow interista.
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I'll answer the rest tomorrow, tired as fuck right now.
1. What is your name?
2. When is your birthday?
November 3
3. What is your occupation?
4. What hobbies or interests do you have?
Drinking, gaming, playing football and golf.
5. Where were you born?
Barranquilla, Colombia
6. Where do you live?
7. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
Well, it started in 1998 when my father gave me the Zamorano shirt as a birthday present. Was love at first sight.
8. What is your fondest memory of Inter?
The 0-1 vs. Barca in Camp Mou. I cried when the ref blew the final whistle. Maybe means more than the final because Barca were unstoppable in that moment. After that, I knew we were going to win UCL.
9. Who is your favorite current player?
Diego Milito
10. Who is you favorite player of all time?
Javier Zanetti. My father talked to me a lot about Matthaüs btw, he says Sneijder is a average player compared to Lothar.
11. 5 favorite FIF members?
Dylan, Cal, Ana, Dino and Pajo. Special mention to Uni, I4E, Devious, dyna, Fitzy and Hal.
12. Describe the following members in 3 words or less
Handyo - Always lost.
Michael - "The thanked dude" .
Lionheart - 'Imma go fap.
Snake - Ragging roids :troll:
Dino - The fucking GOAT.
Universe - Vasilios.
Fitzy - Underrated.
Raul Duke - Loves getting drunk.
I4E - Veteran.
ADRossi - Ali Karimi
Visca - Undercover interista.
Coaster - Adult Milk.
Kato - UFC Lover.
Ana - Superlady.
FCBarca - Classy trance.
Vasilios - Universe.
Stefan - Cricket.
N4L - Well Balanced.
Nerazzurri_Ninja - Misunderstood troll.
CrzdColombian - 'Argies' are underrated.
Pajo - Rakija addict.
Hamsun - Who?
Football Expert - Expert in gayness.
13. Which pornstar you've dedicated most of your faps?
I think is between Lisa Ann, Marry Queen and Black Angelika.
14. 5 places on Earth you must visit in your life?
Milan, Italy.
The great Pyramid of Giza, Egypt.
Ibiza, Spain.
Saint-Tropez, France.
Amsterdam, Netherlands.
15. Would you let Universe paint you like his french boys? Or girls?
Depends of the parts where he wants to paint.
16. Ever thought of being a troll?
Yes, when Milan c*nts hacked our Forum.
17. You are in prison and you drop the soap.. Will you get down to get it?
Anybody but Dino.
18. Put this tracks from best to worst, in that order: J'ai Envie de toi, Status Excessu, Aisha, Tuvan, Stellar.
Tuvan
Aisha
Status Excessu
J'ai Envie de toi
Stellar
19. Caption for these pics:
"Damn, my shorts are off, hope Dino is don't watching this."
"Oahhhhhhhhhhh"
"C'mon, sit down here... Hmm... Nice ass."
"Passssssspucjbasjhsfrttfttttttpow"
"Okay I give up, let's try kamasutra."
"You lookin' at ma boobs don't cha!"
"Fuck, that was a shit-shot"
"Don't dare to mess with me." - Ana
Burns his own house: "Why always me?"
"Fitzy told me three times your dick looks bigger in white!"
"Sure it does! He saw it personally"
You wake up in the morning, and the newspaper front page reads the following headline:
"Two Inter fans dead after sexual assault on Falcao; drugs believed to be involved."
Explain what happened, in full detail.
Well, all FIF guys were partying in Stefan's house, 54 dudes and 3 girls okerface:.
Everything was ok, Pajo drinking rakija, Hal doing abs, Dino chatting in omegle with his macbook, Dara fapping... As usual. Then, things started to heat up when I bring some colombian guaro, the magical drink who transforms the cheapest whore in Anne Hathaway. Shit got real when Anton started to sniff coke, Martjin smoking heavy skunk...
Then Someone knocks the door. Coaster, who was sober, opened the door and oh surprise, it was Devious screaming: "I WANT BLOOD, I WANT FLESH". The dude started to eat Coaster "ashdbhasfgahsfgsadfsafgalfkhljk" and when he finished, teabagged his corpse. He was on influences of bath salts. Everybody started to run, except Dara and Hal who began to punch and kick Devious uncussesfullyl they got killed and teabagged as well.
Devious was bloodthirsty. Took Hal's ride and started to drive while listening Balkan music. He made the stop in the traffic lights, looked to right, there was a window illuminated by some led light, then a figure appeared and it started to straighten the hair while humming la isla del sol. "BLOOD" "A HOT CHICK BLOOD" Thought Devious. He jumped like Spiderman and entered to the window. He was in was the bathroom, there was like 1 millions of hair products in the cabinet. Devious tiptoes, enters the main room, and there he was, the most popular motherfucker of the moment, Radamel Falcao García.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSJFGASFHJFSBHFAJKASF, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" Screamed Devious. He jumped on him but then, a wild crzdcolombian appeared from Falcao's bed and killed Devious with 5 DAO-12 shotgun shots.
"I love you Falcao, I would give my life for yours" said crzd. "I... appreciate that" while they started to get closer. Then when they're face to face, crzd closes his eyes, open his lips and then BANG! Falcao headbutts him. Crzd fells down with a huge hole in his head.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL, finally, I got rid of this annoying dude" Said Falcao. He finishes to straighten his hair, puts on a jacket and leaves the house while he takes a drag of an havana cigar.
What are you thoughts on Andy and Ahmed leaving Fifauw?
Well, Ahmed returned and Andy, well, he was very useful to us, but if he wanted to leave, it's okay, I understand it, specially because his new club is from Malta, so maybe they can communicate easier, idk. He'll be always welcome imho, he's a very nice dude.
Did you talk something with Coutinho when you met him? If yes, what did you talk about?
Nah, not much, didn't have much time to ask him anything. They weren't allowed to talk before the training session, so they were in a rush. I just wished him luck and told him "Forza Cou" he smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
When are you planning to meet crzcolombian?
No, but who knows. If I move to US, it would be nice to meet another colombian and fellow interista.
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I'll answer the rest tomorrow, tired as fuck right now.
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