World's Ugliest Dog

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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. - The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance — until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."

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She Kisses that thing? It looks like a Gremlin fed past midnight.......
 

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god that is f-cking hideous!! :eek: :yuck: :yuck:

Well that's the Chinese for ya! ;) (KIDDING)
 

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that "dog" looks more like a monster from a horror movie man it's hideous :yuck:

And she kisses that thing that is just disgusting :yuck:
 

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AAARGH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

Seriously, you shouldn't put that image directly in the website. Put a link on it, and write "Pregnant women should not view this picture" or some other warning signs. :D

Man, that picture could kill...

:scared:
 

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ew, that thing looks like gollum
 

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katiey86 said:
ew, that thing looks like gollum
More like Gollum's pet. :D

I love dogs, but woah, i pity this poor pooch. What happened to it? :(

Ciao,
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maybe it fall down in a drum with toxic waste.

It should be put away. it's blind have no hair, have bad teeth that it can hardly use, I would be surpriced if the dog can walk.
 

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looks like something from star wars.
 

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Roberto said:
looks like something from star wars.
Yeah, you may have a point. Looks like one of the pets of Jabba the Hutt. :D

Ciao,
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They should just put it to sleep, IMO. I wouldn't want to live if I look like that. IF it knows how it looks, considering it's blind.
 

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Miki said:
Roberto said:
looks like something from star wars.
Yeah, you may have a point. Looks like one of the pets of Jabba the Hutt. :D

Ciao,
Tim

thats exactly what i was thinking tim. I swear i've seen that in one of the original 3, probably Return of the Jedi.
 

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Am I the only one who was expecting a picture of Moggi/Berlusconi/Galliani/Vieri ? :D
 

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Here goes my lunch :yuck:

Remember him everytime you eat meat :dielaugh:
 

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Miki said:
Roberto said:
looks like something from star wars.
Yeah, you may have a point. Looks like one of the pets of Jabba the Hutt. :D

Ciao,
Tim

You live Jabba alone! :dielaugh:

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Frisko said:
You live Jabba alone! :dielaugh:

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I'm sorry i offended your master Frisko. :D

Ciao,
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holy shit, that was ugly, but irl, i always thought pitbull is ugly.
 
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