Once, Sneijder headbutted an opponent and got a yellow for it. As a token of gratitude he later applauded the ref's decision and was banned from football for it. Sneijder later appealed and got away with it, due to the fact that he's close friends with Chuck Norris, and we all know that when you mess with Chuck's friends you mess with Chuck, so he roundhouse kicked the Italian FA back to the Moggi days, so he could kick their ass too.
After that, Chuck roundhouse kicked me for making this lame ass joke.