Pick-up Lines

[Shark]

Some good ones here:

"if angels would fall from the sky, you would fall from the sky"

"if I had a dollar every time I met you, I'd have a dollar"

"You are like fire. Hot"

"are you single? cause I'd like to date you!"

 

[Glass box]

Why do you need to say something? Silence does quite well.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Why do you need to say something? Silence does quite well.

Unless you are a doctor, famous athlete or look like Ryan Gosling they will think you are a creeper. A lot of stuff you can get away with depending on how you look and how much money you have but for 98% of us it is easier to just talk to them like a person. Fine you are doing it because you want to fk them!! But don’t be desperate or rush shit. If it takes a few dates to smash then just go with the flow. Chicks are weird at first then they want to live on your dick

 

[KevinB]

If she's a farmer girl:

Nice tractor, want to fuck?

 

[Quantum]

If anyone watches Veep , they'll recognise this one from Jonah:
"you're great in an art gallery. 'Cause you kind of are a work of art. I'd like to nail you up against a wall"

 

[KevinB]

Are you my pinky toe? Cause I'd love to bang you against every furniture I got

 

[JJM]

Are you my pinky toe? Cause I'd love to bang you against every furniture I got

Sado-maso variety eh...ok

 

[wera]

Some good ones here:

"if angels would fall from the sky, you would fall from the sky"

"if I had a dollar every time I met you, I'd have a dollar"

"You are like fire. Hot"

"are you single? cause I'd like to date you!"

Don't think those are good first lines. And don't ever say date. After you reach 20 years, you gotta have sex first, because if sex is shit, you don't really want to date her/him.

 

[Materazzi_23]

Don't think those are good first lines. And don't ever say date. After you reach 20 years, you gotta have sex first, because if sex is shit, you don't really want to date her/him.

Best advice I've seen in a long time.

 

[Black Knight]

Best advice I've seen in a long time.

Why are you trawling the forum for old threads about sex and dating?

 

[Materazzi_23]

Why are you trawling the forum for old threads about sex and dating?

Working from home takes a toll.

 

[Harpsabu]

I remember trying lines like this when i was like 13 or 14. Please don't be using these if you are any older. Lol