Patrick Vieira

[.h.]

gotta love how his first goal was filmed like its the 60s. fucking italian tv.

 

[JJM]

belated b-day man! WHY IS HE NOT IN LGI?! he was class,maybe not so much for us but...ok.whatever

 

[Black Knight]

:trollol:


Literal translation:

"Anelka's incredible story: Vieira slapped me with his dick, a 35cm salmon!"

 

[Dylan]

okerface:

 

[Black Knight]

There are two possible scenarios:

Either Vieira's flaccid/semi-flaccid dick is 35cm,
Or he slapped a teammate with an erect 35cm dick.

I don't know which is more terrifying.



Don't say that option 3 is that all of this is made up. I want to believe.


okerface:

 

[firmino]

We should ask Mancini.

 

[Fitzy]

Good to see Anelka packs a tape measure in with his football gear.

 

[Quantum]

Good to see Anelka packs a tape measure in with his football gear.

Maybe he's just so used to seeing dicks that he can tell from a distance how much they measure.

 

[Kakaroto]

I'm pretty sure you have a pretty good sense how long the dong is after being slapped with it.

 

[Fitzy]

I was more thinking he adheres to the philosophy that football is a game of inches.

 

[firmino]

by the way, this story is obviously a fake.

 

[Black Knight]

Don't say that [...] all of this is made up. I want to believe.

by the way, this story is obviously a fake.

Did I fucking stutter?

 

[firmino]

Did I fucking stutter?

i missed your post but what's the point if it isn't true i wonder.

it isn't even funny as the nagatomo story which despite being false at least showed some fantasy by the person who made it up so it's still somehow amusing.