Nerazzurro Up North

[Choppin Onions]

Lol some things never change. Like Mike acting like the douchebag we all know and love, Shahz betting large sums of money on sports and Hamed being a little too politically correct. BTW Hams, did you get your harem of wives yet?

 

[Hammoudi]

Funny you say that. I was recently let go of a relationship because, I think, I couldn't completely rule out the chances of getting a harem of wives.

Eversince I heard of the polygamy ranches they have in BC and the leniency shown towards them by the authorities, I have been more vocal of my rights as a man, I wish more of my species would stop being wusses.

 

[snake]

Sad thing is, he isn't joking either.

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Eversince I heard of the polygamy ranches they have in BC and the leniency shown towards them by the authorities, I have been more vocal of my rights as a man, I wish more of my species would stop being wusses.

My man. :hug:

Never been a big fan of monogamy, its a stupid concept.

Lemme me know if you wanna open up a ranch over here, I am willing to invest.

 

[Ilkinio]

BS. Monogamy is what differs humans from animals.

 

[bennyblanco]

BS. Monogamy is what differs humans from animals.

Philandering anima life mates hmmmmmm ...

Gibbon apes, wolves, termites, coyotes, barn owls, beavers, bald eagles, golden eagles, condors,swans, brolga cranes, French angel fish, sandhill cranes, pigeons, prions (a seabird),ospreys, prairie voles (a rodent), and black vultures — are a few that mate for life.
check this out.... Black vultures, though, discourage infidelity. All nearby vultures attack any vulture caught philandering.lol what gangbangers

in the animal kingdom im a grey wolf,but im on the outer... i like to fukc other wolvettes and sometimes wolverines aint bad...coyote's only for booty calls lol:dielaugh:

 

[Hammoudi]

Shazzy, it's easier than what you'd think. This guy had underage wives, some incest etc. Our polygamy ranch will be clean, strictly for consenting adults and no crazy stuff like incest, wife-swapping etc. We just need a good lawyer.

Ilkino, why would you say that? I came across some stats (I think feminists are trying to hide these stats from us) that there are about 10M more women than men in North America alone! Don't you think this is a problem, I merely suggesting a solution.

Benny, thanks for the info. I didn't know that! I got the argument that polygamy is for animals etc. now I can counter it with 'monogomy is for animals.'

I will give you a free pass to come to the ranch anytime you want.

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

BS. Monogamy is what differs humans from animals.

And you know what they say right? Animals have more fun.

Its time to let your inner beast out.

Lets make the basic rules for our ranch Hamoudi. This is freakin Canada, those morons will never let me marry more than one women, they dont understand my needs.
So instead of officially declaring it marriage, I can be common-law partner to a number of women. Underage is a no no, just letting you know 16+ is legal though.

Just one problem with all this legal mumbo jumbo. Where do we find them women who are willing to firstly do it with us and secondly, not have a problem waiting for us, while we go around planting our seeds in 10 other women? Some thing to look in to.

On a serious note, its kind of sad how these ranches work. I dont know about BC, but the one in Texas was compeltely based on religion. It was complete religious manipulation of innocent people. Its like, if you believe in god, you will do me, and then your sister will do me, and then your best friend will do me.

 

[Handoyo]

And you know what they say right? Animals have more fun.

Oh man

GEM

 

[Hammoudi]

Shazzy, we leave the legal mumo jumbo to a lawyer, we will need one. But your idea is good, we will not call it 'marriage' per se, we need a good marketing ploy and a good spin.

As for the women, it won't be hard. It all depends on the approach. We will have the ranch, do some manly work (logging, herding cattle) while still having white collar jobs. We will claim we have an organic farm (which is true) and we would like to invite them for a wholesome meal, then we introduce them to fancy polygamist literature etc.

 

[minterke]

what the fuck are you guys talking about lol

Brad your city's a bunch of douchebags bro! Wanna get rid of Luongo...hes da only reason ur in da fuckin playoffs!

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Toronto is becoming just a gay ass city, and a very intolerant one as well.

Starting 1st of June, none of the grocery stores in Toronto will be allowed to supply plastic bags for free, but will instead charge 5 cents for it. THE FUCK!!!

I am an avg. joe here. Struggling to make it through school, working part-time to cover my rent and tuition expense, while barely having any money left to spend on strippers during the weekends. I work hard, I dont have a car. On Sunday mornings, I used to walk to this grocery store, and do my grocery, put it in a few plastic bags, and then take the bus back home. But now they want me to pay for these plastic bags?!? THE FUCK!!!.

Reuasable plastic bags have bacteria inside them. I think its a ploy to kill the common man in Toronto. They want me to die of bacteria. THE FUCK.

I have so much use for plastic bags. If you have plastic bag in your room, its always comes in handy when you have to puke after drinking so much at 4am. I throw my garbage in these small bags in my room, before I take them out to the bigger bins in the kitchen. Do they expect to to walk all the way to my kitchen, everytime I have to throw something out?!? THE FUCK!!

Black plastic bags also come in very handy, when you wanna cover an unattractive girls face, while working on her base. Now they expect me to look at a fugos face, while doing doing my job at the base? THE FUCK!!

Plastic bags help keep Toronto clean. I guess all they want people to do now, is to throw garbage on the street, and make it filthy. THE FUCKS!!.

Also I am a firm believer against Recycling. Its against my faith. Sometimes I like to burn paper just for the fun of it or purposefully walk 10 mins longer to find a garbage bin, to throw my plastic bottle, while a recycle bin was right next to me. How dare they push me to do something thats against my beliefs? THE FUCK.!!

If these faggots are such big enviromental nerds, then why dont they just stop driving cars, stop using electricity and go live in caves, where they can gorw as much trees as they want, smoke as much pot as the want, while they suck on each other's dick.

 

[Handoyo]

Do they give you paper bags at least? Grocery stores in SF have been prohibited from giving plastic bags too, for the past year maybe. But they give you brown paper bags. And IKEA sells plastic bags for 2 cents each.

 

[Choppin Onions]

This thread is full of epic fail. May 26th was the last post and by our glorious admin, who while being all-powerful, isn't Canadian as far as I can tell. Is there any new members that are cool and are willing to become Canadian citizens? Sense of humor and not being uptight about racism is a must.

I just took the biggest shit for anyone who reads this worthless topic.

 

[Hammoudi]

People in Toronto are upset because some beer commercial in Vancouver read "Colder than people from Toronto."

Aww, that really hurt them...But they are not cold, they are obnoxious, Ottawans are cold.

 

[rockball]

Thats a nice ad. Humor is one thing people in India lack. Such an ad would probably lead to a riot and strike and the company would be buried cold.

 

[Handoyo]

That's a fantastic ad lol. But seriously, where the heck have you NUNs go? Shahz Waleed Khalifa and even Hamed himself haven't been seen as much as before around here. Come back, we miss ya. :hug:

 

[Khalifa]

i left toronto around 9 months ago.

But as i said, i'm going to try and post more....especially with the season kicking.

how are all the canadian wannabes here doing?

 

[minterke]

ottawans lol

Hamed I heard Ottawa has like a street where everyone goes to party is it any good?

 

[Hammoudi]

lol, never heard of it. I doubt it though, but word was that locals were sick of immigrants invading all the clubs and acting stupid (true) so they had a special street somewhere in Gatinuea.

What's up with the minterke? I didn't even recognize you, I thought you were some Eastern European Inter fan.