Mercato Team (Ausilio, Marotta, & Co.) and Strategies

[Jane The Virgin]

you guys forget the players we have

against nani at inter... like we already have sanchez here or neymar...

the management syndrome...

 

[Kazaan]

It's still hard to imagine they can pull of both deals with so little money and 2 days left.

Hernanes would be good for a season or two, which is not bad, but it would nevertheless signal there is no real plan whatsoever. Nani? I would laugh if Chelsea were trying to sign him, or Arsenal, or Bayern and I would not consider them serious clubs anymore, but Inter? Here he would be a starter, easy. But it's the same issue as with Hernanes. Aren't they trying to reduce wage bill, rely on our own talented players, not exchange them for old players with 2 seasons in them?

And again 2 deals of this magnitude for this management is too much, like a fat guy, in terrible shape, with no sexual experience besides his 10-year long relationship, trying to have a threesome with a hot milf and an eager young women in her sexual prime. I bet it's going to be that tough for Inter to sign them both. And they would have to sell someone (Ranocchia) for all that to go through...

 

[Johnny Ludlow]

That has to be the worst analogy. Ever.

 

[Wings]

Nani, no thank you. He is inconsistently shite.

Hernanes, won't happen.

D'Ambrosio, we probably got him, but is he really an upgrade on Jonathan??

I am sorry, but this is going to be a shite mercato. We should have taken that 14m offer from Chelsea for Guarin.

What makes you think there ever was such an offer?

 

[Kazaan]

I apologize to married fat guys. You can successfully perform in a threesome as well.

About Chelsea's offer for Guarin, few weeks ago, Ausilio said it was real:"Guarin is an Inter player and we are happy to keep him. Denying the contacts with Chelsea would be denying the evidence. It is a source of pride to talk with them about one of our players, but everything stopped there. We are happy Guarin could stay with us for a long time. We don't have the intention to sell him. He's an important player." It doesn't say how high it was though.

 

[Caecuban]

Don't forget that a big part of the 183m was spent a long time ago and won us the treble.

If you discount depreciation or take current market value, we are way below in that table. According to Transfermarkt's current squad value (yeah, I know):

1. Juve 334,3m
2. Napoli 257,25m
3. Milan 222m
4. Inter 215,2m
5. Viola 203,55m

 

[CafeCordoba]

Good bye any long-term plans.

This fucking management is again ruining everything.

 

[Pimpin]

this managament is fuvcking retarded

 

[Wings]

I apologize to married fat guys. You can successfully perform in a threesome as well.

About Chelsea's offer for Guarin, few weeks ago, Ausilio said it was real:"Guarin is an Inter player and we are happy to keep him. Denying the contacts with Chelsea would be denying the evidence. It is a source of pride to talk with them about one of our players, but everything stopped there. We are happy Guarin could stay with us for a long time. We don't have the intention to sell him. He's an important player." It doesn't say how high it was though.

Exactly, it was probably never a €14m offer. Most likely less than that. Considering we were willing to sell Guarin for Vucinic and a couple millions, do you really think our management would've turned down €14m?

 

[Jane The Virgin]

the saddest thing is that in the end we will fire mazzari and therefore everything that he asked will go down the drain... buys, sells, formations, dicks, cocks, shlongs... everything...

there should be a meeting of our management with some team in england and our staff (fassone, branca, ausilio and mazzari to convince the player himself) travels there with plane and the plane crashes.


:|

 

[Wings]

the saddest thing is that in the end we will fire mazzari and therefore everything that he asked will go down the drain... buys, sells, formations, dicks, cocks, shlongs... everything...

Exactly....whatever you think of Mazzarri now, there are multiple reasons why he isn't a good long-term solution. So all this money we're spending, all the players we're buying, all the youths we're selling will have been for nothing when Mazzarri leaves.

 

[shingayi]

Tomorrow's La Gazzetta Dello Sport edition says that Inter will fight for Vidic in July

Yeah, with 2.5m year salary roof

Old, injury prone defender with huge salary is all we need

 

[Big Willy]

It's still hard to imagine they can pull of both deals with so little money and 2 days left.

Hernanes would be good for a season or two, which is not bad, but it would nevertheless signal there is no real plan whatsoever. Nani? I would laugh if Chelsea were trying to sign him, or Arsenal, or Bayern and I would not consider them serious clubs anymore, but Inter? Here he would be a starter, easy. But it's the same issue as with Hernanes. Aren't they trying to reduce wage bill, rely on our own talented players, not exchange them for old players with 2 seasons in them?

And again 2 deals of this magnitude for this management is too much, like a fat guy, in terrible shape, with no sexual experience besides his 10-year long relationship, trying to have a threesome with a hot milf and an eager young women in her sexual prime. I bet it's going to be that tough for Inter to sign them both. And they would have to sell someone (Ranocchia) for all that to go through...

The married fat guy is Guarin?

 

[homaru]

The married fat guy is Guarin?

The married fat guy can shoot better than Guarin!

 

[wera]

The married fat guy also works in a shoe store and once scored 4 touchdowns in one game.

 

[francesco]

Tomorrow's La Gazzetta Dello Sport edition says that Inter will fight for Vidic in July

Yeah, with 2.5m year salary roof

Old, injury prone defender with huge salary is all we need

you read tomorrow newspaper?
gary hobson is that you?
I thought your cat had left

 

[Wobblz]

Nani, no thank you. He is inconsistently shite.

Hernanes, won't happen.

D'Ambrosio, we probably got him, but is he really an upgrade on Jonathan??

I am sorry, but this is going to be a shite mercato. We should have taken that 14m offer from Chelsea for Guarin.

Nani > Gervinho, thats for sure, and he turned out quite well

 

[Handoyo]

I have zero problems with a transfer plan that's focused on getting good as quickly as possible, without any consideration for the long-term. Remember 2009? We got Eto'o, Milito & Lucio among others. We knew full well those players are not gonna be here for long but we had a clear plan, sticked to our guts and reaped the rewards.

But the thing is, just admit it, and stick to the fucking plan. What we do is not planning for the short-term, nor planning for the long-term.

We just have no fucking plan!

 

[Hasan]

Serie A quality went down big time. Average player from Top teams in Spain, England or Germany will become top player in Italy. Look at Gervinho, Llorente or Vidal. Won't speak about Rossi, Tevez or Balotelli because they were above average there and they are absolute best here.

So Nani would represent combination of those two, he was one of the best and than litlle declined bit he's still in good years and have plenty time ahead of him.

When Joaquin in his age is capable to make diference in Serie A just imahine what Nani would do...

 

[Wings]

I have zero problems with a transfer plan that's focused on getting good as quickly as possible, without any consideration for the long-term. Remember 2009? We got Eto'o, Milito & Lucio among others. We knew full well those players are not gonna be here for long but we had a clear plan, sticked to our guts and reaped the rewards.

But the thing is, just admit it, and stick to the fucking plan. What we do is not planning for the short-term, nor planning for the long-term.

We just have no fucking plan!

I don't think we should just do things in the short-term plan just because it worked with the treble. There's a couple differences.

1) We had a great squad already, transfers were only to make it perfect. Our squad now doesn't need the final touch, it needs the foundation.

2) Moratti could just spend his way out of trouble then. Now, we don't have Moratti and we have FFP to worry about.

3) Mourinho was an amazing manager in being able to convince his old and tired players to do everything. Almost no manager has such a force of personality, so trying to succeed by following the treble blueprint isn't going to work again.