Lazio - Inter (20 May 18) [2-3]

[Pimpin]

PAZZA INTERRRRRR

 

[iThrowRocksAtBlindKids]

Omfg! I fucking love it!

 

[firmino]

i don't like spalletti very much but somehow he took us to the long awaited champions league's spot. so props to him. somehow, he did it. he made mistakes, but also for the first time in years Inter's game plan kind of made sense.

some will say he was lucky, but napoleon used to say: "i'd rather have a lucky general than a good one".

 

[Pimpin]

SUCK MY COCK SUCK MY COCK

Lets do a mixtape with this as a chorus in every single song

 

[Dylan]

JJM says ok

Plenty of me to go around if you're game, buddy

 

[KevinB]

Great victory! Icardi did a massive choke though, awful game. Candreva and Perisic as well.

Long time since I did this but here we go

Handa: Not to blame on the first goal, but felt he could do a lot more on the second. The moment Candreva and DDA were losing the speed battle, he should've come out his goal and close down the gap for Anderson to score.
DDA: Did his job, Anderson raped him a few times, But always a lethal asset in corners. Proven again.
Miranda: Rock, deserves to be in CL with us next year
Skriniar: Amazing game, gave his all. Discovery of the season
Cancelo: Also a good game, had to take on the right side all by himself often, didn't make many mistakes.
Vecino: Not the best game, didn't bring a lot in midfield, miss passed a lot, basically useless until the moneyshot. Great goal
Bro: Amazing player on this position. Brought so many great passes to Pero, Icardi, Rafinha and Candreva.
Candreva: Useless, sell him asap
Rafinha: Completely marked out of the game, also couldn't take on the physical power of Lazio
Perisic: Awful game, didn't do much good, wasted few things
Icardi: Choked until the penalty, after scoring he choked a bit more. Still 29 goals!

Subs
Eder: Never have I seen a more useless player than him. He's as useless as an ejection seat on a helicopter.
Karamoh: Good sub, decent shot on goal
Rano :Good sub as well

Spalo: Brought us to CL. His subs aside from Eder all were good and at good time. Congrats for putting Bro on the right spot.

MOTM
Bro, Skriniar, Miranda and for the goal, Vecino

Fucker
Candreva



CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BITCHEZZ

 

[.h.]

Plenty of me to go around if you're game, buddy

you couldnt afford me

 

[dejavu]

We fucking did it. We actually fucking did it. But we made a meal outta this season. As far as I’m concerned we should have wrapped up a top 4 spot a lot earlier.

 

[Harpsabu]

Thank fucking fuck. Im going to ignore the awful performence and mediocre players for now and just enjoy that we are back in the CL.

 

[Maslany]

Credit when it's due, Rocchi's refereeing was top notch.

And i still am in shock, i can't help but think De Vrij helped us big time.

But this was nice payback!

 

[pazza moratti]

I feel like a Jube fan! Total robbery and I will take it... after the all VAR shit this season we have seen!!!

 

[Rasha]

Every single one of you you who wanted spalo out kill yourself before I hunt you

 

[Dylan]

Fucking D'Amborsio and Vecino too of all people

 

[tanorini]

Vecino was never a bad player. you guys give him alot of hate for no reason, he is actually better with the ball than gags but he still doesn't have the chemistry with brozo, he has chemistry with grandpa valero.

 

[makaweli]

I dedicate this to all the people here bitching and trashing the team you call yourselves fans of. You say players don`t even try and have a looser mentality. Well, a lot of you here do too. Fuckin pussies, you make me sick.

 

[Howl]

Wait until we face Real Madrid in the knockouts the season before he goes there.

Bitch please, we wont even make it out of the group stage

 

[spqr351]

You know this shit is fucked op when dumbo eder and vecino are the heroes of our story

 

[Big Willy]

Fucking D'Amborsio and Vecino too of all people

I know right, they were the worst of the pitch by far. Football is strange.

 

[tanorini]

Watch lazio lose then blame it on us, announcing de vrij even though they had done it in april.

THIS!

 

[JJM]

there were glasses broken,walls punched,hearts exploded,dad wanted to kill me,I wante to kill him,no blood tho,just wine and beer spilled


but we made it to CL somehow

SDV ONE OF US!!!!!!!!