Job interview

[crzdcolombian]

So I want to fire someone..... I talked to the HR department and they told me I am not allowed to fire them. That I have to give them 6-8 months and a development plan on how they can be better.

I am like well she is incompetent...... and has fired 1 person by text, made 2 people cry, and made 2 people quit.....

at what point is that not enough to give someone a boot

 

[Fapuccino]

So I want to fire someone..... I talked to the HR department and they told me I am not allowed to fire them. That I have to give them 6-8 months and a development plan on how they can be better.

I am like well she is incompetent...... and has fired 1 person by text, made 2 people cry, and made 2 people quit.....

at what point is that not enough to give someone a boot

So she can fire others, but you can't fire her?

 

[crzdcolombian]

So she can fire others, but you can't fire her?

they are going to talk to her about firing people as you have to put them on a development plan. To give them a shot to be better at their job. This lady just gets PMS and fires someone. I go to lunch with one of the women in my team a lot to chipotle and she made a uncool comment about it. Its like look if you want to come just let me know. I'd go to Chipotle with Hitler or Trump if they were like dude I am paying and promise we won't kill you or put you in jail

 

[Universe]

I haven't read this thread, like at all, but on the topic of job interviews, my friendly advice is, don't go. Skip the interview and go home. Unemployment is the way of the future.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

I haven't read this thread, like at all, but on the topic of job interviews, my friendly advice is, don't go. Skip the interview and go home. Unemployment is the way of the future.

And I thought this thought proccess was an American thing! :trollol: I guess its global lol

 

[IAmNotDam]

Job interviewer: "So, tell us a bit about yourself."
Me: "I'd prefer not to. I really want this job."

 

[tanorini]

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME!

 

[AntonTheGreat]

One of the weird questions I got
Interviewers: "There is an elephant and you need to put it in the refrigerator. How do you do it?"
Me: "Slice it up or cremate it"
Them: "hmm, cruel"
Haven't heard from them since.

Apparently they were looking for me to question the size of the elephant and refrigerator. I still think that was a loaded question, as Elephants are sacred in India and half of them were Indian; and I probably shouldn't have killed the elephant. You live and you learn.

 

[Lyran]

I used to be a salesman for the past 8 years. Last time I been selling equipment and machinery in mining industry. Why did you ask? By the way, congrats on your promotion, it must be really cool to sell cars.

Just curious.
Thought it might be cool to share experience since most of us live in different countries.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

And I thought this thought proccess was an American thing! :trollol: I guess its global lol

I thought the American thing was eating

 

[Pimpin]

I haven't read this thread, like at all, but on the topic of job interviews, my friendly advice is, don't go. Skip the interview and go home. Unemployment is the way of the future.

who needs a 9 to 5 job when you can debate with wera on Group E world cup thread

 

[Fapuccino]

who needs a 9 to 5 job when you can debate with wera on Group E world cup thread

Nah you do that WHILE on a 9 to 5 pretending to work.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

Nah you do that WHILE on a 9 to 5 pretending to work.

While shitting.

 

[stark2210]

One of the weird questions I got
Interviewers: "There is an elephant and you need to put it in the refrigerator. How do you do it?"
Me: "Slice it up or cremate it"
Them: "hmm, cruel"
Haven't heard from them since.

Apparently they were looking for me to question the size of the elephant and refrigerator. I still think that was a loaded question, as Elephants are sacred in India and half of them were Indian; and I probably shouldn't have killed the elephant. You live and you learn.

Thanks for sharing