Interview with YoramG

[Universe]

Hello, "friends". Due to overwhelming demand, we are reviving this section, starting with YoramG!

Each week or so, I will be selecting one of our "valued" members to interview, so stay tuned It just might be you next! (P.S. It won't be you)

With no further ado..

1) wtf is a "Yoram"? Kindly explain the "G" as well.

2) Name, age, location. Now.

3) What is your occupation? Tell us a little bit about your work / study history. (Emphasis on "little bit". This isn't linkedin mate)

4) Your favorite food / drink

5) Your favorite Inter jersey

6) All time favorite Inter player and favorite from current squad

7) Brozovic or Locatelli, and why Brozovic

8) Two players you wished we had signed (please no flagrantly obvious names like Messi and Neymar etc.)

9) Two former Inter players who you have regrets over i.e. you thought they weren't given a fair chance, or never realised their potential

10) Suggest a bargain signing for the current squad, let's say €5m and under.

11) I've recently developed an obscene lust for cured meats and I find myself going to the deli twice a week like some lunatic, returning each time with various saüsage. Recommend me a good sandwich. What kind of bread, what kind of filling?

12) The Inter player that frustrated you the most to watch

13) Your three favorite: musical artists, films, video games

14) What is your prediction for next season? e.g. 3nd place and QF in CL. Tell us who you think will be our best player, most disappointing, and biggest surprise.

15) Is Mourinho finished? Briefly explain your answer

16) Tell us all about your political beliefs. JOKING. Where is the best place you have traveled to? Name another destination you would love to visit and why.

17) Avoiding anything political, give your rating out of 10 for Suning's ownership of Inter so far, plus a brief rationale.

18) Give your rating out of 10 for Conte's time at Inter, plus a brief rationale.

19) Tell us some of your other interests beyond the obvious. e.g. playing the piano, history, fashion, hentai

20) One Inter player, current or former, who you think is overrated by the fanbase. Plus one non-Inter player who you think is heavily overrated.

 

[nelsonrivas2011]

Top 5 Kirby games.

 

[ADRossi]

Who's your most missed FIF member?

How many goals would Icardi have scored in a full season under Conte?

 

[Candreva Crosses]

Since I thought the questions on the first post was fucking boring here are some I stole from other interviews:

1. If you were forced to be gay with one FIF member, who would you choose?

2. If you're our coach, who would you

-Slap:
-Give a tap on the shoulder:
-Throw a shoe at:
-Throw a water bottle at:
-Fuck his gf:
-Tell him to move to China:
-Tell him next year will be his year:
-Tell him there is a place next to Kolarov on the bench:

3. Coca Cola or Pepsi?

4. If these diseases were FIF members who would they be?

Ebola?
Aids?
testicular cancer?
Flu?
Gonorrhea?
Diabetes?
Diarhea?

5. do you wipe front to back or back to front?

6. Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

7. Best username in the forum?

8. If you could slap one staff member from FIF, who would it be?

9. If you were face to face with Conte, what would you say or do?

10. Have you ever milked a cow? If not, would you want to?

11. Do you want to change your username?

 

[nelsonrivas2011]

Since I thought the questions on the first post was fucking boring here are some I stole from other interviews:

Hey!

 

[Candreva Crosses]

Hey!

Mate, you were the 2nd post.

 

[nelsonrivas2011]

Mate, you were the 2nd post.

Ah ok

 

[Il Drago]

Tagliavento, Rocchi, Calvarese. Which one would you choose as a ref in a title decider derby d'Italia in Turin?

Is there an EPL team you like or dislike more than the rest?

Best and worst moment as an Inter fan?

 

[YoramG]

Hello, "friends". Due to overwhelming demand, we are reviving this section, starting with YoramG!

Each week or so, I will be selecting one of our "valued" members to interview, so stay tuned It just might be you next! (P.S. It won't be you)

With no further ado..

1) wtf is a "Yoram"? Kindly explain the "G" as well.

Alrighty, let's get started. Yoram is what I was originally was supposed to be called, my mum had read it in a book somewhere and liked the name. G is for the start of my last name.

2) Name, age, location. Now.

Antonio Giglio, I'm 24, and I'm UK based, bit east of London.

3) What is your occupation? Tell us a little bit about your work / study history. (Emphasis on "little bit". This isn't linkedin mate)

I'm currently a Mental Health Practitioner, I work with teenagers with PTSD, depression, anxiety, etc. Got a BSc in Psychology and Cognitive Neuroscience and an MSc in Mental Health Research.

4) Your favorite food / drink

Like the good Italian I am, "Pizza con salsiccia" is a favourite, as well as spaghetti with seafood. A Grasshopper cocktail is my favourite drink.

5) Your favorite Inter jersey

2010/2011 away, immaculate kit.

6) All time favorite Inter player and favorite from current squad

All time is Zanetti, just something about that man galloping down the pitch at 35 years old. Skriniar by far of the current lot.

7) Brozovic or Locatelli, and why Brozovic

Locatelli, because as much as I love Brozovic and his football IQ is relatively high, dude is just a dumbass and it shows on the pitch too often

8) Two players you wished we had signed (please no flagrantly obvious names like Messi and Neymar etc.)

I'll fess up, I'm still on the Shick train. I also think Mascherano would have done wonders when we were linked with him.

9) Two former Inter players who you have regrets over i.e. you thought they weren't given a fair chance, or never realised their potential

Ljaic for sure, I don't know why Mancini hated him. And I think Vrsaljko was really unlucky while here, I liked him.

10) Suggest a bargain signing for the current squad, let's say €5m and under.

For 5m or under? I think Ilicic could be had for around that, slot him in when we need a goal.

11) I've recently developed an obscene lust for cured meats and I find myself going to the deli twice a week like some lunatic, returning each time with various saüsage. Recommend me a good sandwich. What kind of bread, what kind of filling?

Alright, this is my favourite sandwhich ever. You want Ciabatta bread, with Sausage Napoletana (http://www.mozzarecasearia.it/prodotti/salsiccia-napoletana/) and friarelli (https://www.finedininglovers.com/article/what-are-friarielli-how-do-i-cook-them). Fucking 10/10.

12) The Inter player that frustrated you the most to watch

It's just gotta be Candreva. Every choice he made was wrong.

13) Your three favorite: musical artists, films, video games

Musical artists:
1. John Mayer
2. Enter Shikari
3. Foo Fighters

Films:
1. The Lord of the Rings (If I have to pick one, The Two Towers)
2. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
3. The Dark Knight

Video Games:
1. Kingdom Hearts 2
2. Bloodborne
3. Hollow Knight

14) What is your prediction for next season? e.g. 3nd place and QF in CL. Tell us who you think will be our best player, most disappointing, and biggest surprise.

Tough one - If I'm allowed to assume that the squad stays as is plus Dumfries/Nandez/Bellerin, then I think we win the scudetto again and Ro16 in the CL. I think Lukaku is going to have another monster season under Inzaghi, I think Handanovic is going to be awful, and (fuck me I can't believe I'm saying this) I think Inzaghi is going to manage to turn Gagliardini into a functional midfielder.

15) Is Mourinho finished? Briefly explain your answer

At the very highest level? Yeah, I don't think he'll win a CL again. I think if you provide him with a solid back-line and talented forwards, he's still able to get you top-4 finishes, the odd title fight, and a cup here and there.

If it helps, I still would have taken him before Inzaghi.

16) Tell us all about your political beliefs. JOKING. Where is the best place you have traveled to? Name another destination you would love to visit and why.

Florence, and Tuscany in general, is the best place in the whole damn world. And I'd love to go to Japan because, if my game choices hadn't tipped you off, I'm a big old fucking weeb who'd happily live on sushi and ramen.

17) Avoiding anything political, give your rating out of 10 for Suning's ownership of Inter so far, plus a brief rationale.

It's a 7/10. We could have got to where we are faster if they hadn't made some ridiculous choices (looking at you Kia, De Boer), and without those stupid choices we probably wouldn't have had to sell Hakimi. But hey, we dethroned Juve and we did it very much in part thanks to Suning.

18) Give your rating out of 10 for Conte's time at Inter, plus a brief rationale.

It's a 7.5. We walked the scudetto in the second season, but we could have also won it in the first season (with an EL title) with some better man-management (Eriksen, less Gagliardini, etc.).

19) Tell us some of your other interests beyond the obvious. e.g. playing the piano, history, fashion, hentai

I'm in a (shitty) rock band as a guitarist, I play a bit of drums, and I try to make some lo-fi beats when I've got some downtime. I love reading fantasy fiction like The Witcher, Mistborn, Stormlight Archive, etc.

20) One Inter player, current or former, who you think is overrated by the fanbase. Plus one non-Inter player who you think is heavily overrated.

In hindsight, I don't think Kovacic was all that while he was here despite being clearly talented.

I've never thought Lloris is that good.

 

[YoramG]

Top 5 Kirby games.

I'm afraid I can only give you two: Nightmare in Dreamland and The Amazing Mirror - Nightmare in Dreamland is clearly the best.

Who's your most missed FIF member?

Dogen, that guy could write man.

How many goals would Icardi have scored in a full season under Conte?

Depends, do we also get Lukaku? Because if so, 18 or so. If we stay with the Icardi - Lautaro duo, closer to 12-13

I'm gonna pick and choose between Candreva Crosses' ones, some are a bit much for me

2. If you're our coach, who would you

-Slap: Gagliardini
-Give a tap on the shoulder: Brozovic
-Throw a shoe at: Kolarov
-Throw a water bottle at: Gagliardini
-Tell him to move to China: Vidal
-Tell him next year will be his year: Pinamonti
-Tell him there is a place next to Kolarov on the bench: Gagliardini

3. Coca Cola or Pepsi?

Coke, it's not even close.

5. do you wipe front to back or back to front?

Front to back, barely realised there were people who did it the other way.

6. Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

I'm an ass man.

9. If you were face to face with Conte, what would you say or do?

I'd just ask why? If the team remained as he is, we could have easily won another scudetto with him. He's so stubborn that it becomes idiocy.

10. Have you ever milked a cow? If not, would you want to?

No, and yes, I think?

11. Do you want to change your username?

Eh, nah, this one will do.

 

[YoramG]

Tagliavento, Rocchi, Calvarese. Which one would you choose as a ref in a title decider derby d'Italia in Turin?

Fuck man, Rocchi I guess? At least I've got some joy with him, he reffed the 2-3 Lazio game.

Is there an EPL team you like or dislike more than the rest?

My step-dad and brother are proper Spurs fans, so I guess there's some sympathy there, and lots of my uni mates are Liverpool fans so I've got a soft spot.

Fuck me I hate United though.

Best and worst moment as an Inter fan?

Triplete aside, getting back into the CL with Spalletti on that final day against Lazio was magic. First thing we truly got to celebrate after so goddamn long.

Worst moment, hmm. It's probably that 2-3 Juve game with that fucker Orsato, but seeing Cambiasso get boo'd was pretty bad. Milito going off after doing his ACL by pretty much himself, also heartbreaking.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

You basically would've bullied Gagliardini xD

@YoramG I think you forgot the most spicy question "8. If you could slap one staff member from FIF, who would it be?"

 

[Kramerica Industries]

I'm an ass man.

You rang?

 

[Universe]

- In the occasion that Handanovic retires at the end of this coming season, who is your (realistic) pick to replace him?

- Is Diletta Leotta wildly overrated?

- Predict Calhanoglu and Sensi's seasons.

- Who is the greatest out of Attila Filkor, Tijani Belaid and Goran Slavkovski?

 

[YoramG]

You basically would've bullied Gagliardini xD

@YoramG I think you forgot the most spicy question "8. If you could slap one staff member from FIF, who would it be?"

I just hate him as a footballer man

I think Verathia deserves a slap for not pulling out any more of those ridiculously good edits he used to do for big matches, those were sick.

- In the occasion that Handanovic retires at the end of this coming season, who is your (realistic) pick to replace him?

I think Dragowski has actually got great potential, but if we need a stop-gap Keylor Navas would still be good for a couple of years.

- Is Diletta Leotta wildly overrated?

Only a tad bit, she is still ridiculously good looking.

- Predict Calhanoglu and Sensi's seasons.

Hakan's gonna hit double digit assists yet also be the most frustrating player on the pitch most of the time. Sensi is gonna break again roundabout December and we won't see him again, I've lost all faith.

- Who is the greatest out of Attila Filkor, Tijani Belaid and Goran Slavkovski?

Goran Slavkovski, for the single reason that when he went on loan to Sheffield the manager said this about him: "Whether he becomes a world beater or egg beater, I'm not too sure yet."

 

[ADRossi]

What company are you irrationally brand loyal to (excluding sports teams)?

What's the best part of living in England?

 

[Candreva Crosses]

What company are you irrationally brand loyal to (excluding sports teams)?

What's the best part of living in England?

Gotta be the rain and the different shades of grey in the sky.

 

[YoramG]

What company are you irrationally brand loyal to (excluding sports teams)?

Square Enix video games, Moretti beer, and Levi’s clothes.

What's the best part of living in England?

I guess, there’s always jobs and the alcohol is cheap? I can’t wait to leave tbh