Interview with Wings

[bandiera]

1. What's your name?

2. How old are you?

3. Where are you from?

4. Where do you live?

5. What's your job/what do you study?

6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

7. Favorite ex Inter player?

8. Favorite current Inter player?

9. Favorite player in football (non Inter)?

10. Favorite coach in football?

11. Best club side you've ever seen play?

12. Any memorable Inter games/moments (other than the treble season)?

13. Any memorable games/moments in football (non Inter)?

14. Favorite club other than Inter?

15. Overrated players in football?

16. Underrated players in football?

17. Favorite movie?

18. Favorite book?

19. Favorite music?

20. If you could pick any skill to have what would it be?

 

[ScottishInterista]

Theory of the disappearance of Dev and Fifi

 

[Universe]

Good choice of interview. Now we can finally expose this Korean fraud.

 

[JJM]

Why do I sometimes confuse you with Uni?!
Is this your second account Uni ?!
When the going gets though do you... visit McDonald's or Burger King?!
KFC or TacoBell?
I literally don't know anything about you and that is weird...Why is that so?!
Are you rly Korean?!
Are you from North Korea?!
Are you Kim Jong-un?!
You seem like a knowledgeable guy... football wise...
What you think about Icardi after the Twitter-Wandagate?!
Is he fit to be still our captain ?!
Would you have sold him for 65mil?
If you anwser yes, then with who would you have replaced him?!(Just one striker allowed)(Can't spend more than those 65 obviously)
You can spend 100 mil on more than one reinforcement for the next mercato how would you spend the cash,knowing our current squad?! You can sell as well but the sum decided doesn't go up...That cash goes for FFP and ET's dental expenses...
Where will Inter end up this season?!CL or not?
Your opinion on FDB so far...

 

[Wings]

1. What's your name?
Wings

2. How old are you?
21

3. Where are you from?
I was born in Seoul, grew up here and there in Korea and the US.

4. Where do you live?
Just outside of Chicago.

5. What's your job/what do you study?
I'm a student. I study economics mostly.

6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
Sometime mid-late 2000s. Honestly it was mostly because I liked the colors.

7. Favorite ex Inter player?
Are you including retired or just active but no longer playing for Inter? The former would be Zanetti, I'm not sure about the latter. Cambiasso or Maicon (they still play, right?).

8. Favorite current Inter player?
Probably Handanovic. I'm pretty excited for Banega though.

9. Favorite player in football (non Inter)?
Hard to say because there are so many players. My answer would probably change depending on when you asked it. Right now it might be Lahm.

10. Favorite coach in football?
Mourinho's an obvious answer. I also really like Montella, was disappointed that he went to Milan.

11. Best club side you've ever seen play?
Barcelona 2010–11.

12. Any memorable Inter games/moments (other than the treble season)?
Lately I've been rewatching a lot of clips from Strama's time, so right now I guess that would be my answer. 4–2 Milan, 5–4 Genoa, 1–3 Juventus, the comeback against Spurs. Leonardo's half-season was pretty memorable too, for both good and bad reasons.

13. Any memorable games/moments in football (non Inter)?
Brazil–Germany stands out because of how surreal it was. Also a bunch of stuff from following the Korean NT, like the 2012 Olympics (that no other country cares about, lol). Any famous results that I watched live also stick in my head, like Bayern 4–0 Barcelona.

14. Favorite club other than Inter?
I support a Korean team.

15. Overrated players in football?
Coutinho. I know many will disagree passionately, and I was opposed to his sale, but he's just too inconsistent for the praise he receives.

16. Underrated players in football?
I think Handanovic flies under the radar a lot because Inter aren't doing much in Europe and the Italian league is less popular these days.

17. Favorite movie?
I don't know, don't watch too many movies. The Godfather?

18. Favorite book?
I don't really read that many books, so it would probably be something I read in school. Maybe The Sun Also Rises? At the risk of sounding like a snob I also really liked The Stranger, by Camus. They both have writing styles I like. Soccernomics was another good read for a choice in the nonfiction category.

19. Favorite music?
I don't really have a favorite (can you tell I'm not good at picking favorites?). Probably whatever I'm in the mood for at the moment. Right now I'm listening to some rap.

20. If you could pick any skill to have what would it be?
Mind-reading would be pretty cool.

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[Fitzy]

Is your last name 'Dings'? If not, why?

 

[Pharaoh]

Most overrated poster


Most underrated poster


Best drink in the world, and yes there is a right answer for this


Last meal before you get publicly executed


#dicksoutforharambe?

 

[ADRossi]

If you were appointed manager of PSG, would the team finish first in Ligue 1?

 

[Kakaroto]

Wing it Wings.

 

[KevinB]

If you could put FIF members in the Inter management who would be

Presidente :
Vice :
Youth director :
Scouting director :
People Manager :
General Manager (aka Ausilio) :
Asian guy looking rich at meetings :


Who of the FIF members would you pick for a ménage à trois? Who would you pick to go drinking?

Your opinion on the following members


Pajo :
Universe :
Fitzy :
Black Knight :
Rasha :
JJM :
Enjoy :
Wera :
browha :
Blow Job :
ADRossi :
Pharaoh :
Devious :
Shaun :
Dylan :
ScottishInterista :
Bandiera/Pencilpal :

Do you agree that Lukaku is a lazy fucker not worthy of anything more than 15m?

Will Holland ever return to the top?

Will we win the scudetto in the next 5 years?

You're the coach when we lost against Chievo, who would you

- Bitchslap :
- Give a tap on the shoulder :
- Throw your shoe at :
- Fuck his girlfriend :
- Strip captaincy :

 

[Wings]

Theory of the disappearance of Dev and Fifi

Devious was secretly sent by Mancini several months ago to track down and agree a deal with Yaya Toure. However, he went missing, like Toure often does, after being unable to find Toure in any of Manchester City's big games. Meanwhile, Fifi has been allowed to return to the forum to mitigate your suspicion.

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Good choice of interview. Now we can finally expose this Korean fraud.

Universe
Yoo-ni-buh-seu
Yoo-buh-seu
Yoo-buh
Yoo-b-uh
Yoo-byung-un
Yoo Byung-eun

Who is the fraud now?

 

[Wings]

Why do I sometimes confuse you with Uni?!
I don't know, I really can't see how you could mix us up. I have a clean criminal record.
Is this your second account Uni ?!
I am no one's second account. Universe would be my first account...if we were the same person. Which we are not.
When the going gets though do you... visit McDonald's or Burger King?!
Neither, although between the two I prefer McD.
KFC or TacoBell?
No preference.
I literally don't know anything about you and that is weird...Why is that so?!
The government prefers it that way.
Are you rly Korean?!
Sure.
Are you from North Korea?!
No, although my paternal grandparents are.
Are you Kim Jong-un?!
If I was...I wouldn't say yes.
You seem like a knowledgeable guy... football wise...
What you think about Icardi after the Twitter-Wandagate?!
I think pretty low of him. If the past is any indication, he is good at separating what happens on the field and off the field, so hopefully it won't affect his performances. But I don't think Icardi's behavior, or Wanda's, is justifiable, especially from the captain. It's disappointing.
Is he fit to be still our captain ?!
I never was in favor of making him captain, and I don't think he should continue as captain.
Would you have sold him for 65mil?
Probably, depending on the replacement.
If you anwser yes, then with who would you have replaced him?!(Just one striker allowed)(Can't spend more than those 65 obviously)
But can't we spread out the transfer fee out over several years...:work: My first choice would be Lacazette, although I'm not sure whether he's in the range.
You can spend 100 mil on more than one reinforcement for the next mercato how would you spend the cash,knowing our current squad?! You can sell as well but the sum decided doesn't go up...That cash goes for FFP and ET's dental expenses...
The first thing I would do is buy a pair of good full-backs. It's incredible that a club that buys one, often multiple, full-backs every year still only has squad players at best for those positions. Ricardo Rodriguez would be a great buy at LB, Masuaku for a cheaper option. I don't really know about RB, that seems to be a weak position in general. Maybe keep tabs on Vrsaljko in case he doesn't displace Juanfran.
Next would be a young-ish winger who can be a back-up to Perisic and Candreva and eventually replace one of them. Right now we have Eder, who doesn't look suited to the wing, and Biabiany as back-ups. I don't really trust either of them to step in when needed. Maybe Caprari would be able to fulfill this role and I don't need to spend money.
With the money left over I would buy someone for midfield or CB depending on where we are next year. I know a lot of people think we should have bought another CB, and I really hate seeing Ranocchia and D'Ambrosio there, but when injuries clear I think having Miranda-Murillo starting with Medel and Andreolli as back-ups is fine.
Where will Inter end up this season?!CL or not?
I think 4th or 5th. Juventus will win the league, and Napoli and Roma, despite losing their best players, are still more further along their projects. Fiorentina don't really look like they've improved from last season. Milan are a bit of a wild card.
Your opinion on FDB so far...
I'm cautiously hopeful. He's done good work at Ajax, and while I recognize that the challenge there is different than here, he at least has a system.

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Is your last name 'Dings'? If not, why?

I should clarify that Wings is only my username...

 

[Kakaroto]

Do you drink redbull?

 

[Batman]

Are you a good winger in football?

Seriously though, explain the secret behind your username.

 

[Wallace]

1. Why is Manshitni such a shit coach?
2. Do you despise the Japanese playing in our team for his lack of skills or for his nationality?
3. How does Manshitni attract so many bandwagon fans?
4. Why are you rewatching Strama clips? Are you that bored or do you have a man-crush on Strama?
5. Watching Manshitni's team's football is as boring as watching paint dry, what can De Boer do to prevent that from happening again?
6. Taribo West, Nelson Rivas, Andrea Ranocchia, rank them in the order of your preference to have in your backline.
7. Samsung, Sony, or iPhone? Why?
8. If Samsung makes a console, but is far behind Sony and Microsoft on games and number of players, would you still buy it?
9. Did Koreans invent sushi? I have Korean friends insisting Korea was home of sushi and even pizza, apparently the Italians stole Korean's kimchi pizza and put cheese on top of it instead.
10. How can your English be this good? You sound like a native speaker.

 

[ScottishInterista]

Should we ever of got Lavezzi in many of the windows we were linked to him

 

[InterFCAustin]

1. What do you think of humanity?
2. Has the human race done more to create or to destroy beauty in the world?
3. Would you prefer a short and exciting life or a long and boring one?
4. What do you regret most in your life?
5. The enemy or my enemy is my friend. Do you agree?
6. Do you feel out of place in society or time?
7. Have you ever seen ghosts, spirits, aliens, or witnessed some kind of paranormal activity?
8. Is morality universal, or relative?
9. There are 3 wells: Beauty, Wealth, and Love. Which one would you drink from? Pick only one, and why?
10. How important is Inter in your daily life?

Thanks

 

[Wings]

Most overrated poster
I will be diplomatic and say no one...blivious: I actually can't think of anyone though at the moment.

Most underrated poster


Best drink in the world, and yes there is a right answer for this
What is it?

Last meal before you get publicly executed
Fish...

with the flesh served raw

and soup made from its head and skeleton.

#dicksoutforharambe?
It's good to see that gorilla rights are being protected.

If you were appointed manager of PSG, would the team finish first in Ligue 1?

I hope so, but I don't think I would make a very good manager, so maybe not.

 

[Wings]

If you could put FIF members in the Inter management who would be

Presidente : Shaun
Vice : Black Jesus
Youth director : Y&h
Scouting director : thatdude
People Manager : What is this position? Is it someone to tell others what to do? Universe I guess
General Manager (aka Ausilio) : browha
Asian guy looking rich at meetings : Wallace


Who of the FIF members would you pick for a ménage à trois? Who would you pick to go drinking?
I had to look up that term to be sure of what it meant. So it means a living arrangement, not like a one-night stand. So I guess I would pick Shaun and thatdude, they're good at taking care of the forum, so they would probably take care of a house. For drinks I think anyone from the Australian crew or Rasha would be an...interesting experience.

Your opinion on the following members


Pajo : does he still post here...?
Universe : a menace to this forum
Fitzy : cheers
Black Knight : English teacher
Rasha : cheers
JJM : whenever I read his posts I think he is hyperventilating
Enjoy : I would like to thank him for all the hard work he put into making all the transfers this summer happen and an even larger number of transfers not happen
Wera : contrarian
browha : good arguments and some odd jokes
Blow Job : blind hater
ADRossi : likes playing games with FIFers – the drafts, the prediction league
Pharaoh : his signature reminds me that even wicked wizard can change his mind
Devious : MIA
Shaun : he knows something about everything, it seems. Also makes very balanced arguments
Dylan : wondering why Shane Long didn't win the Ballon d'Or
ScottishInterista : something something Scotland
Bandiera/Pencilpal : good, if sometimes long-winded, arguments

Do you agree that Lukaku is a lazy fucker not worthy of anything more than 15m?
No, although you probably know better than me

Will Holland ever return to the top?
Hmm. I feel like I no longer really see young Dutch players who are chased by all the big clubs, so if that's any indication I would guess not in the near future.

Will we win the scudetto in the next 5 years?
I don't think so. Juventus are just too far ahead of everyone.

You're the coach when we lost against Chievo, who would you

- Bitchslap : Ranocchia
- Give a tap on the shoulder : Handanovic
- Throw your shoe at : Nagatomo
- Fuck his girlfriend : brb checking WAGs thread
- Strip captaincy : Icardi

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Do you drink redbull?

No. I don't have problems staying up if I have to, and I don't really like it mixed in anything or by itself.

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Are you a good winger in football?

Seriously though, explain the secret behind your username.

I play full-back usually, sometimes winger. I'm not that good though. I've always liked wings symbols/logos visually, birds are my favorite animal, and I play on the wings.

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1. Why is Manshitni such a shit coach?
Because his approach to coaching is throwing stuff at the wall until something sticks.
2. Do you despise the Japanese playing in our team for his lack of skills or for his nationality?
The latter, obviously.
3. How does Manshitni attract so many bandwagon fans?
Generous retelling of history. Being in the right place at the right time.
4. Why are you rewatching Strama clips? Are you that bored or do you have a man-crush on Strama?
FdB coming in and switching to 3-5-2 as a 'safe' option reminded me of Strama, so I felt like rewatching that.
5. Watching Manshitni's team's football is as boring as watching paint dry, what can De Boer do to prevent that from happening again?
Actually tell the players how to interact with each other on the pitch would help.
6. Taribo West, Nelson Rivas, Andrea Ranocchia, rank them in the order of your preference to have in your backline.
I've never seen Taribo West play live, only know him for his hair, so without anything else to judge him off he goes to the bottom. I don't remember Rivas too well but I don't recall him being as bad as Ranocchia, who has regressed so much. So it would be 1) Rivas 2) Rano 3) West
7. Samsung, Sony, or iPhone? Why?
iPhone. I had an iPod touch when I was younger, so I was just used to it. I don't really care that much about my technology, if it works I'm fine with it.
8. If Samsung makes a console, but is far behind Sony and Microsoft on games and number of players, would you still buy it?
No.
9. Did Koreans invent sushi? I have Korean friends insisting Korea was home of sushi and even pizza, apparently the Italians stole Korean's kimchi pizza and put cheese on top of it instead.
They also probably think that Jesus was born in Korea. Slap them across the face with kimchi next time they say it.
10. How can your English be this good? You sound like a native speaker.
I started learning English when I was pretty young. Having only white kids and no Korean kids at school helped.

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Should we ever of got Lavezzi in many of the windows we were linked to him

No. Not worth the price when he moved to PSG, never worth the wages when PSG were trying to ship him off.

 

[Universe]

-Who do you find to be the most attractive Korean girl?
-Favourite Inter loss?
-Favourite Harambe?
-Favourite Mancini moment? here's an example, switching to a back 3 against Wolfsburg and getting promptly raped.
-Rank the following in order of best to worst: Schelotto, Kuzmanovic, Botta, Belfodil
-If you had to put all your money on one of our transfers to dismally flop, who would you put that money on? Mine's Ansaldi. I reckon we'll be seeing Nagatomo/Santon until the day I die, hopefully not too far away.
-If you could perform a straight swap between Kondogbia and Kovacic, no money involved, no questions asked, would you do it?

1. What do you think of humanity?
2. Has the human race done more to create or to destroy beauty in the world?
3. Would you prefer a short and exciting life or a long and boring one?
4. What do you regret most in your life?
5. The enemy or my enemy is my friend. Do you agree?
6. Do you feel out of place in society or time?
7. Have you ever seen ghosts, spirits, aliens, or witnessed some kind of paranormal activity?
8. Is morality universal, or relative?
9. There are 3 wells: Beauty, Wealth, and Love. Which one would you drink from? Pick only one, and why?
10. How important is Inter in your daily life?

Thanks

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