Interview with Willy

[Dylan]

Do you support a team in Colombia?

 

[Coasterfreek]

If you were on an island and you had to live with three people from FIF, who would you choose and why?

 

[Pharaoh]

He's just gonna pick the girls.......

 

[sanka]

cliche question tbfh.

 

[Raul Duke]

Which FIF member is most likely to:

Become a billionaire:
Shoot up a shopping centre/workplace:
Become a comedian:
Host his/her/BuleWhale talkshow (what would it be called):
Rage-quit FIF:
Go to prison:
Die trying to out-drink Fitzy in a dingy Newcaslte pub:
Start their own Religion/Cult:
Understand WTF Nerazzuri_Ninja is on about:
Overtake Micheal in the "thank" count:
Coach Inter and win a treble:
Name their firstborn son after me:
Inappropriatly touch a clown:
Become an evil dictator:
Go the most amount of posts without using a

Provide reasoning whenever required. Also I will forcefully remove one fingernail for every question you get wrong. You have 24 hours.

 

[Big Willy]

Provide a caption for this pic

Eche que, do you like them?

what three things do you remember most fondly from your illustrious past on FIF?

Share wit us one of those really shocking secrets/stories that you didn't tell anyone.

If you could be in charge of a musical tour and invite any 6 artists to perform, past or present, who would be entertaining?

b4h4 or divine terza?


not given any clarification to my questions.

1- Three things? Hmm... Nyall's UCL thread streak, FC FIFAUW creation and It's Unpossible posts.

2- When the police stopped us when we were smoking a joint. They wanted to take us to jail but after 30 minutes of begging, they let us go for 100 bucks.

3-By party order:

Guns N' Roses
AC/DC
Bob Marley
and then trance for the heavy part of the party with:
Armin van Buuren
Above & Beyond

4- b4h4.

Do you support a team in Colombia?

Yes, I'm a die hard fan of Atlético Junior.

If you were on an island and you had to live with three people from FIF, who would you choose and why?

Cmon Coaster lol.

Which FIF member is most likely to:

Become a billionaire: Alessandro. He's an well known artist.
Shoot up a shopping centre/workplace: Devious. Do I need to explain this one?
Become a comedian: Dino. Same as above.
Host his/her/BuleWhale talkshow: Blackmore. ^
Rage-quit FIF: N4L. His highness can get tired of our mediocre football knowledge.
Go to prison: Universe. Raping a child.
Die trying to out-drink Fitzy in a dingy Newcaslte pub: Coaster. From adult milk to absynth.
Start their own Religion/Cult: Dara with the Figoicism. No need to explain.
Understand WTF Nerazzuri_Ninja is on about: Dino. He will create another useless thread to explain everything.
Overtake Micheal in the "thank" count: Error 404 not found.
Coach Inter and win a treble: Jimmy... lol. Gotta love his half time tips, like a Gasperini.
Name their firstborn son after me: I4E. He's the oldest dude here.
Inappropriatly touch a clown: Ed, doing him a prostate exam.
Become an evil dictator: Vito. When he became admin, we saw potential.
Last the longest without using a

Please provide reasoning...

 

[Pharaoh]

Bye bye fingernails willy........

everyone knows the answer to all those questions is Raul

 

[Big Willy]

What if I don't have fingernails.

 

[Native]

then we'll make sure you do... by nailing you

 

[Fitzy]

Ok, Willy hurry up and pick the next one. Your 15 minutes of fame is finished.

 

[Big Willy]

I'll do it tomorrow you mofo.

 

[La Brujita]

What do you think of the following in terms of FIFAUW..

Ahmed:
Andy:
Arnold/Sok:
Black:
Burak:
Cal:
Chaz :
Dara:
Dino:
Dylan:
Hal:
Jerry:
Willy (Yes, you):

 

[Big Willy]

What do you think of the following in terms of FIFAUW..

Ahmed: Reliable and my best partner up-front. Top-scorer of the team.
Andy: Beast GK. Sad to see him leave but oh well.
Arnold/Sok: I would love to see him again in the midfield, he's the definition of regular performances, always good.
Black: Dude was great, but I couldn't stood his attitude sometimes.
Burak: Complete striker. Headers, tricks...
Cal: Pace and skill abuser. When he's on fire, is UNSTOPPABLE.
Chaz : He was a time bomb literally. Made a lot of brainfarts in 90' lol.
Dara: Good defender with amazing timing. Needs a partner imo.
Dino: Skillful and intelligent but sometimes selfish. His passes are boss.
Dylan: Best player of the team, nuff said.
Hal: :trolldad:
Jerry: Sometimes he holds the ball too much, but apart from that, he's the real deal. Longshots and through balls, you can't ask for more.
Willy (Yes, you): Technical and very intelligent. Boss vision, through passes and decisive runs up-front.

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Dylan!

He was going to be interviewed before me so, I'll be fair.

Expect the thread in a couple of hours.

 

[Ed.]

Was about to ask you 1 last question... 'Would you not interview Dylan just to see what Martijn would do?'

nvm...

 

[Dylan]

Was about to ask you 1 last question... 'Would you not interview Dylan just to see what Martijn would do?'

nvm...

Scram Martijn!



Edit:
Meant to say Ed.

 

[Native]

Funk you :datass:

 

[sanka]

/martijn brings lulz

 

[Devious]

hey Esquivia, HEY Esquiviaaaaaaaa.. Answer my questiosions sill vou plates (yes I know french).

7- Which do you prefer, a brunette, a blond, a japanese or an African chick? and why?

4- What is your favorite Rock band ever?

23- Who`s your best Inter player ever? and who`s the one you hated the most?

1- If you met your other William Jofre Esquivia of the next dimension of our UNIVERSE and found him a bilan fan, then he tries to convince you that you are actually a bilan fan as well but you`ve mistakenly choosed to support Inter. what would you say to him and what would you do, notice that you cant kill him or you`ll also die.

911- How many times a week do you think of this:" I want to be like barbie, be a barbie girl in a barbie woooorld, blablablastic, it`s fantastic!" ? dont be shy, we all have issues too. :thumbsup:

#*- What is your favorite expensive car?

696- Can you get drunk and stoned and playing PES in fast speed all in the same time?

40- If I told you that sometimes I imagine you, me and Dylan having a hot bath in the niagara falls followed by a threesome, would you freak out?


Thanks!

 

[Big Willy]

hey Esquivia, HEY Esquiviaaaaaaaa.. Answer my questiosions sill vou plates (yes I know french).

7- Which do you prefer, a brunette, a blond, a japanese or an African chick? and why?

Tough... The Blonde.

4- What is your favorite Rock band ever?

Guns N' Roses.

23- Who`s your best Inter player ever? and who`s the one you hated the most?

Zanetti. The one I hated? Ibrahimovic.

1- If you met your other William Jofre Esquivia of the next dimension of our UNIVERSE and found him a bilan fan, then he tries to convince you that you are actually a bilan fan as well but you`ve mistakenly choosed to support Inter. what would you say to him and what would you do, notice that you cant kill him or you`ll also die.

Cut his balls.

911- How many times a week do you think of this:" I want to be like barbie, be a barbie girl in a barbie woooorld, blablablastic, it`s fantastic!" ? dont be shy, we all have issues too. :thumbsup:

Everyday :derp:

#*- What is your favorite expensive car?

696- Can you get drunk and stoned and playing PES in fast speed all in the same time?

Yes. I can do the same in FIFA too.

40- If I told you that sometimes I imagine you, me and Dylan having a hot bath in the niagara falls followed by a threesome, would you freak out?

Nah, it would be nice tbh. We shall invite Dino and Fitzy too.

Thanks!

 

[Devious]

Awesome! blivious: