Interview with Tommi

[Handoyo]

Tuesday has came and it's the time to choose the next 'victim' of the interrogation chamber. I have chosed someone none other than Don Tommi Wommi. Folks, he's a tough nut to crack and we need to 'torture' him as much as possible if we are to get inside information on his mafias which are spread all over the world.

But first of all, do you accept this, Tommi?


Handyo

 

[Tommi]

Yeah, i guess.

As long as none ask anything personal, related to sports, politics, music, movies etc etc.

Right now i´m too sad to answer anything tho. I feel so damn sad that year after year we screw things up.

 

[Miki]

Hmm, i really have no idea what to ask Tommi.

Let me sleep and come up with some good questions. Maybe something related to porn.

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Handoyo]

1) What is your real name?
2) When is your birthday?
3) How many siblings do you have?
4) Where do you live?
5) What is your occupation?
6) Why/how did you choose your nickname?
7) How did you find Forza Inter?
8) When/how did you start supporting Inter?
9) Who is your favourite Inter player?
10) World Cup 2006 and/or Euro 2008 for Italy or Scudetto and/or Champions' League for Inter?
11) List the top 3 of your favourite singers/bands and songs of all-time.
12) What is your favourite food?
13) Pepsi or Coke?
14) Kentucky Fried Chicken or McDonald's or Burger King?


Handyo

 

[Tommi]

Boring answers to boring questions. :yawn:



What is your real name?
Christian Vieri, but you can call me Don Tommi.

When is your birthday?
10th of March.

How many siblings do you have?
One, older brother. Too bad he supports Roma, but still he´s my best friend. He´s really sanoo.

Where do you live?
Helsinki, Finland.

Why/how did you choose your nickname?
Because my mom and dad gave me that name. They thought it was cool, how wrong they were.

How did you find Forza Inter?
I typed "Worst Inter forum" to google and this was the first that came up.

Seriously, i joined here because Josh was being a biatch in the other forum. Or maybe we just misunderstood eachothers.

When/how did you start supporting Inter?
Ok, i give you the whole story.

I started to support Italia during the WC 1982. Paolo Rossi, Zoff and Tardelli were my favourites in that tournament. We couldn´t see any Serie A matches (here in Finland) back then (heck, i even didnt know what Serie A was - i was 9 years old back then). Some members around here started to support Inter as early as they were like 4-5, but i was more interested to play in our sandbox than be a "hardcore" Inter fan in that age.

During the WC 1986 i fell in love with Alessandro Altobelli. I knew he played for Inter, but i couldn´t watch any Inter matches then either.

During the 1988/1989 season I saw a glimpse of Inter and i was sold. I was 15 years old back then. I already knew who Bergomi was. I saw some games every now and then and i was a fan, but nothing like hardcore or anything. Gladly we won Scudetto in that year. First year as a fan and Scudetto right away. That was great to win it, but nothing special because i had just started to cheer for them. When we win our next Scudetto, then it means much more for me.

Right now when we all have internet connections, a lot of tv-channels etc. it´s much easier to become a fan than it used to. All hail to technology.

Who is your favourite Inter player?
It used to be Altobelli (I never saw him play for Inter tho), then Bergomi, then it was Roberto Baggio and now it is Christian Vieri.

World Cup 2006 and/or Euro 2008 for Italy or Scudetto and/or Champions' League for Inter?
Tough call since i love both of these teams.

If i had to choose, i would say Scudetto with Inter.

List the top 3 of your favourite singers/bands and songs of all-time.
I can´t decide only three singers/bands.

1. Shakira (back to her old days when she mostly sang Spanish songs)
2. Shania Twain
3. Umberto Tozzi
4. Jewel
5. Lisa Marie Presley
6. Vasco Rossi

It´s hard to remember which three songs are my all time favourite. I just say something...

1. Bobby Brown (Frank Zappa)
2. Tiamo (Umberto Tozzi)
3. Number of the beast (Iron Maiden)
4. Jeremy (Pearl Jam)
5. China in your hand (T´Pau)
6. I maschi (Gianna Nannini)
7. Inevitable (Shakira)

What is your favourite food?
I love steaks.

Rise with fishsticks are great too and easy to cook.

Pepsi or Coke?
Coke, no doubt.

Kentucky Fried Chicken or McDonald's or Burger King?
Neither. I hardly ever eat fast food, only when i´m drunk or have a terrible hangover. Then i prefer cheeseburgers or/and Chicken McNugget´s.

 

[Miki]

1) What are some of your favorite movies?
2) How about your favorite actors/actresses?
3) Have you had any girlfriend in the past 12 months?
4) Do you currently like someone?
5) Watched any porn lately?

To be continued..

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Tommi]

1) What are some of your favorite movies?

- Godfather series, The shining, Memento, Black hawk down, 50 first dates. There´s some of my favourites.

2) How about your favorite actors/actresses?

- Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson, Andy Garcia, Briana Banks (not really )

3) Have you had any girlfriend in the past 12 months?

- Not really. I had a crush in that one girl, but she´s been studying at USA for about a year already. She comes back in january, let´s see what happens...

4) Do you currently like someone?

- Same as above...

5) Watched any porn lately?

- Nope. Porn is very overrated and so boring to watch. Where´s the plot? How many times we see a movie when milk man rings a bell. Beautiful/sexy lady opens the door wearing only underwear. Milk man says "Here´s your milk madam" - Sexy lady says "Oh, how nice...i just loveeee milk". Then they just do it. I wish i could direct a porn movie, it would be different... :heart:

 

[Handoyo]

1) Tell us the plot of your dream p0rn movie.
2) What is your view on long distance relationship?


Handyo

 

[Miki]

So Tommi, are you going to show us that awesome picture?

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Tommi]

Tell us the plot of your dream p0rn movie.

- You have to confess first that you wont wank while you read that

I figure out something and get back to this...

What is your view on long distance relationship?

- Usually it doesn´t work. It really depends how long have you seen her/him before she/he goes to somewhere far far away. It´s kinda hard to be in relationship via e-mails.

So Tommi, are you going to show us that awesome picture?

- You mean this:

 

[Shaun]

whats the most exciting thing you ever done?
what person do you hate most and why?
whate are you afraid of most?
if you were a animal what would you be?
whats the stupidist thing you have ever done?

 

[Gismo]

Excellent questions.

 

[Hammoudi]

Conan O'Brien Rocks!!! This guy is the funniest man on earth.

I have two questions for Tommi, what is the best saying/proverb you ever heared? And how many languages do you speak?

 

[Giorgio]

Which members on this forum do you hate??

Who are your favourite members??

Who would you consider to be the 3 hottest people alive??

If you could go back in time and change one thing that you or anyone has done, what would you do??

 

[Tommi]

So many questions...:stress:

whats the most exciting thing you ever done?

- Most exciting...hmmm. Haven´t really done anything really exciting since ages.

Maybe when i were at Lago di Como (last summer) and they had a streetcar/tram (you know, like a small train) that goes straight up to escarpment and then back to downhill. I was terrified, because it was old machine and driver was kinda crazy.

Maybe none understood what i tried to say?

Anyway, it was kinda scary.

whate are you afraid of most?

- Global warming, terrorism...

if you were a animal what would you be?

- Mongoose, because it can successfully kill the cobra.

whats the stupidist thing you have ever done?

- In this forum: "Debating" with Gismo )). No matter what the subject is, there´s just no point of doing that. Sorry if i sound harsh, but the truth is like a sword!

- In real life: Sorry to say, but thats too personal thing to share. Let´s just say that it was stupid. Not that i have killed anyone (yet), but it was just stupid.

Conan O'Brien Rocks!!! This guy is the funniest man on earth.

Not really. In that pic he rocks D), but i dont like him that much. He has some funny interviews, but his jokes, sketch´s aren´t funny to me. He´s such a clown. Maybe because i´m old and like more mature things than Conan represents.

But of course you can continue loving his jokes/sketch´s tho...

...what is the best saying/proverb you ever heared?

- "There´s always next season"

or "Non Mollare Mai"

how many languages do you speak?

- Only my native language and English. I can also read a little bit of italian...and swedish (i know i know, i´m not proud of it ).

Which members on this forum do you hate??

- Hate is too big word, i dont hate anyone.

Who are your favourite members??

- Favourite, oh man. Now everyone i don´t mention will hate me, sowwy. My fav members with whom i like to chat with (in msn) too are Tim (Miki), Jake, Han Do Yo, Marco The Butcher and Jimmy.

I would also like to mention that i dont usually chat with these people (because i dont have their msn addresses), but i like reading MoH´s, Hamed´s, Antti´s, Puma´s, Johnny Ludlow´s, Giancarlo´s and Riku´s posts. Sowwy if i forgot someone...

Who would you consider to be the 3 hottest people alive??

- Only three? Shakira, Lauren Graham and Jewel. I want to point it out that i very much like thse as well: Shania Twain, Rhona Mitra and Mandy Moore.

If you could go back in time and change one thing that you or anyone has done, what would you do??

- Same answer that i gave to "whats the stupidist thing you have ever done?"

 

[Shaun]

If you could punch anyone in the world in face,who would it be?

 

[Hammoudi]

Conan O'Brien Rocks!!! This guy is the funniest man on earth.

Not really. In that pic he rocks D), but i dont like him that much. He has some funny interviews, but his jokes, sketch´s aren´t funny to me. He´s such a clown. Maybe because i´m old and like more mature things than Conan represents.

But of course you can continue loving his jokes/sketch´s tho...

I used to hate this guy, flat out not standing him. I was a Jay Leno fan, but one of my buddies told me to try and watch an episode of his, and i did. After that, i couldn't stop watching him, i used to stay up late just to see him.

I understand if some can't stand him, he could look silly at times. Just try and watch one of his "In the year 2000" segments and you will laugh, maybe!!!

 

[Ziyad]

Sorry to change topics a bit but i agree with Hamed...When Conan first cam to the scene i thought he sucked big time :yuck:

Now however his show is the funniest to watch especially with the fake interviews with Pres.Bush,Clinton and gov.Arnold Shwarznegger :dielaugh: very entertaining.

Another show i am begining to like is The Daily Show with John Stewart. Like Conan's,started slow but now funny as hell.. :star: Thumbs up for both

 

[Tommi]

If you could punch anyone in the world in face,who would it be?

Right now i would like to punch that Chechnyan leader who is responsible for that attack to Russian school. Pathetic! They´re children´s for pete´s sake!

Just try and watch one of his "In the year 2000" segments and you will laugh, maybe!!!

I´ve been watching Conan ´bout 10 years already. I´ve always liked Leno moore. In the year 2000 is good/hilarious sketch, but those fake interviews (that Ziyad mentioned) are so boring. If he would only use that once, but he´s repeating those same jokes/sketchs day after day, year after year. I still watch Conan when he interviews people, but nowdays i refuse to watch the whole show.

Ziyad mentioned Jon Stewart. It´s a good show too. It´s maybe a bit too political tho...

 

[Hammoudi]

Another show i am begining to like is The Daily Show with John Stewart. Like Conan's,started slow but now funny as hell.. :star: Thumbs up for both

I didn't follow this show before, but now i am starting to like it. Everytime there is a political issue i want to hear what Stewart thinks about it and more importantly how he'd turn it to a joke.

but those fake interviews (that Ziyad mentioned) are so boring. If he would only use that once, but he´s repeating those same jokes/sketchs day after day, year after year.

Agree. That's the part i dislike the most about the show. I only like it when he has Bush, Arnold, Tyson or when he has Martha Stewart and she gets enraged on him ( i hope you know what i'm talking about. )