Interview with Mr. Benitez.

[delaurentis]

Greets my name is delaurentis and I report in name of "Forza Inter forums". Today we have the honor to interview Senor Rafa Benetez.

Goodday Senor Rafa how are you doing ??

Vhery hood

At the moment Inter are not playing well what is going on ??

Ah wehhell.. Our theam hhas mhany Injeries. What mhust Ih dho ?? You see a turtle is inthelligent but doesn't knaw everyhing.

What are you planning to do with this current situation ??

Ifff shit(uation) doesn't improve I eat Turtle..... shimple.







Put this up in 5 mins.. Anyhow make up some of your own Rafa Interviews. Looking forward to reading them and having a laugh.

 

[Dylan]

How do you intend to rile your players tonight?
-Whell Iiiii thinkthat to beet this'es teams, you need have to the milk, on thee shugar hhill but is no water. FACT

 

[jmaster]

Lame joke is lame...

 

[Efrain21C]

 

[pazzainteramala]

i like the idea of this thead..

how long do you think you will stay as inter manager.

 

[brehme1989]

 

[Sassuolu]

Wow I can't believe it but stupidity has reached an all time high , Congratulations!

 

[Dylan]

Wow I can't believe it but stupidity has reached an all time high , Congratulations!

What, it's a joke. I'm not with firing Rafa at the moment but it's a bit of fun.

 

[delaurentis]

Senor Rafa do you have people supporting you at Inter ??
Shure , I haf a fhew of them at the FI Horums. They have intelligence like Chicken.
Chicken makes better egg then Eagle , but eagle fly high.... Itsa fhacht.




Btw this is a little bit of fun.... Allright here it is. My question to Senor Rafa

Senor Rafa who is your favourite player of all time ??

 

[delaurentis]

i like the idea of this thead..

how long do you think you will stay as inter manager.

I eat much sshoo wif my weight they have problem removing me.

 

[Nerrazuri red]

rafa this is NR following your career from liverpool..? So what are your thoughts on the current situation at inter that you have inherited.?..

Rafa " well i was surprised at how the boys could not play possession football.., under mourinho they only saw the ball about 30% of the time if lucky in matches, I am trying to introduce a love for the ball but so far it's proving difficult as they run out of idea's to quickly and shoot...."

NR ... Rafa they say your transfer targets were not good enough hence no inter signing ?

Rafa " no Mr morrati has invested to much in the last 5 years at great personal cost and now has no pot to even spit in, so he balmes me , as I am to much of a nice guy , but also mr morrati blames mourinho for quaresma, muntari, and the other signings for wasting his money and not leaving me anything.

NR so did mourinho bankrupt Morrati ?

Rafa " No not Morrati, but Inter through bad signings, and leaving old players behind , I am now introducing biabiny, and coutinho to introduce frshness for my pressure game ?

NR " Mourinho won the treble was it worth it /

Rafa " Short term success achieved with money and established team is good for the fans and Mourinho, but what about the future ? I prefer to win with 1 eye in the future and i eye on the present "

NR Why did Mourinho Leave ?

Rafa " good question, i guess you have to ask Mourinho, maybe he knew something we now finding out, that a rebuilding is required and no money to do it, and Morrati is now shifting the blame on me, when he is responsible as much "

NR " What happenede with Mascherano ?

Rafa " Simple he was to young for INTER "

NR The 3rd goal agianst Totenham at the san siro how many passese was it

Rafa "I think it was 40 passes, that's my Inter"

NR " Your hopes for the rest of the season "

Rafa" To meet Jose in the CL with a Fit Squad "

Thank Yu rafa, and that concludes the Q&A with Senor Benitez, next week it's Luciano Spalleti !!!

 

[delaurentis]

Short term success achieved with money and established team is good for the fans and Mourinho, but what about the future ? I prefer to win with 1 eye in the future and i eye on the present "

A sarcastic topic still has ze chicken(s) coming in. Did you know Mourinho made sure the Primavera trained side by side with the 1st team ?? Mou did alot for the Primavera.... But I guess if you're stuck on the surface you'll not know this foshure.


What is the difference between Liverpool and Inter supporters Senor Rafa ??

When I shtrugggle to maike 4th place Liverpool fans still Love me.. At Inter they'll hate me for finishing 3rd.