Interview with Marco The Butcher

[Tommi]

First i thought i wanna Jake or Tim to be interviewed, but i know those guys quite well and i decided to ask if Marco The Butcher wanna accept this, what do you say?

Accept or be a Romanista!

 

[Handoyo]

Number 1-9 is the general questions:

• 1) What is your real name?
  2) When is your birthday?
  3) How many siblings do you have?
  4) Where do you live?
  5) What is your occupation?
  6) Why/how did you choose your nickname?
  7) How did you find Forza Inter?
  8) When/how did you start supporting Inter?
  9) Who is your favourite Inter player?
  10) Why do you think I'm an Arsenal fan?
  11) Scudetto/CL with Inter or EPL/CL with Man Utd?
  12) Since you seem to travel a lot (I don't know why I have this presumption on you ), what is your favourite destination so far?
  13) Where is your dream holiday destination? (Which you haven't been to)

Handyo

 

[Frisko]

1) Your best moments as Inter fan (3 best if you can't think at just one).
2) Your worst moments as Inter fan (10 worst if you can't think at less than 130 ).
3) Do you like cats? What about persian cats? (they're very fluffy, mind you!)
4) Favourite food.
5) What's the most important achievement in your life?
6) Do you follow other sports? Name the best sportsman ever for each sport you follow.
7) If you met Ronaldo in the street, what would you say/do?
8) What's the thing about you that you like the most?
9) What's the thing about you that you hate the most?
10) 10 adjectives to describe women.

 

[Gismo]

Dear, Sheriff.

OK, here is mine:

Would you rather get together with the love of your life or watch Inter/Manchester win the championship?

 

[Marco The Butcher]

Oh God..lol.. I just saw this thread. Well Tommi i accept your invitation and i will be the victim this time.

Shoot all your questions everyone (I can see people already showered me with some) and i will answer them as soon as i am free.

 

[Jake]

Ok Marco, here are my questions:

1) What do you think about?
2) Your opinion on Elisha Cuthbert
3) Milan or Juve?
4) Who's the best egyptian footballer?
5) Your favourite finnish footballer?
6) Simpsons or South Park?
7) Pepsi or Coke?
8) What kind of music do you like? The best bands...?
9) Why Inter?
10) What would you do if we actually won lo scudetto?

 

[Frisko]

What did you do on 5 May 2002?

 

[ILuvInter]

hahaha..this is interesting...

Let me In ...

1-Zamalek / Inter / Man u ????

2- what keeps you supporting Inter even without lo scudetto for 15 years ?

3- what's your fav colour??

4- what do you like the most about Inter ?

5- where do you hang out ??

6-if you are given the chance to watch a match btw Inter at the S.siro and Man u at the crappy Old Trafford ...what would you choose??

 

[Marco The Butcher]

Dont worry guys, i am answering them but i stil didnt copy them here. Hopefully by tonight Keep them comin ppl.

 

[Frisko]

Write a caption for these pictures:

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10)

 

[Tommi]

Well Tommi i accept your invitation and i will be the victim this time.

Great...

Here´s few questions that i´d like to hear your opinion...

Does water float?

Is James Bond a lady's man or just a slut?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why is there a sound?

Why do they call it a building if it's already built?

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do happy people smile?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If you are going on faster than sound, then can you hear the engines?

If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

What´s a cloud?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do flies fly?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why we´re here?

Where does all the bad weather come?

What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?

Can you freeze anti-freeze?

Where does all the water come?

If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

Where does the white go when snow melts?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

 

[Granit]

Write a caption for these pictures:


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LOL thats they UGLY(EST) body...

 

[Frisko]

Then your caption should be "KEEP THAT DAMN SHIRT ON YOU UGLY F*CK!!" :dielaugh:

 

[Marco The Butcher]

I hope i didnt forget anything. If i did, then dont be shy and ask me to answer them again.
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Han's Questions:

1) What is your real name?
Mohamed-Sherif Zaki Azmi

2) When is your birthday?
26/2/1983

3) How many siblings do you have?
2 brothers and 1 sister

4) Where do you live?
Cairo, Egypt

5) What is your occupation?
Let me tell you in a week because i might change jobs. But i am an Account Executive. Oh yeah and i will start my masters in 2 weeks.

6) Why/how did you choose your nickname?
Marco the butcher is Materazzi's nickname and so i apply it to myself. I chose it because its Twisted. :twisted: Dont you think so?

7) How did you find Forza Inter?
Google

8) When/how did you start supporting Inter?
I already liked Bergomi, Sosa, Zenga and i knew my favourite German players (Klinsmann and Mattheuus) used to play there but then Paul Ince (one of my favourite players of all time till he moved to Liverscum) joined Inter after the world cup 1994 and that was just enough. I already knew Jonk and Bergkamp were there too but then i realised that Bergkamp moved to Arsenal and so he went to my death list. So it all started 94/95.

9) Who is your favourite Inter player?
Now = Javier Zanetti
Before = Bergomi

10) Why do you think I'm an Arsenal fan?
You are. :frustrat: When we were chatting before and then you had to leave suddenly to watch them. You wanted to concentrare, etc.. You are so in love with Henry, Reyes and Pires. You didnt want Vieira to leave and i am just sure you type www.arsenal.com at least once a day.

11) Scudetto/CL with Inter or EPL/CL with Man Utd?
Hmmm.. How about Scudetto with Inter and Champions league with Utd. Nah seriously, i would love to see Scudetto/CL with Inter.

12) Since you seem to travel a lot (I don't know why I have this presumption on you ), what is your favourite destination so far?
I do actually but I've been on hold for the past 2 yrs. Anyway for different and personal reasons, my favourites are:
-Rhodes Island, Greece
-Vienna, Austria
-Georgia - Atlanta, USA

13) Where is your dream holiday destination? (Which you haven't been to)
The Moon

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Frisko's Questions:

1) Your best moments as Inter fan (3 best if you can't think at just one).
I am a kind person and will mention five.
- Winning Uefa Cup 97/98
- Tormenting Arsenal at Highbury last year
- Thrashing Juve at the Delle Alpi last year
- Killing Milan 3-0 back in 98/99
- Crushing Roma 4-1 in 98/99

2) Your worst moments as Inter fan (10 worst if you can't think at less than 130 ).
- Against Juve 98
- Against the Viola at San Siro 4 yrs ago.. They crashed us. Chiesa, Rui Costa and Batigol were on fire. We looked ugly.
-Losing to Sampdoria 4-0 98/99
-Against Arsenal last yr 2nd leg
-Lazio 3-0 or 4-0 cant remember 98/99
- The draw with Kiev which knocked us out of the Champions league.
- May 5 2002
- 2nd derby last season
- Coppa Italia 00/01 against Parma
- Against Milan in the same year 2nd leg

3) Do you like cats? What about persian cats? (they're very fluffy, mind you!)
I dont like cats at all. My girlfriend is in love with them. I got her a persian cat last year in her birthday. His name is Doby just like the nice creature in Harry Potter. He doesnt like me at all and i dont give 2 cares about him.

4) Favourite food.
Pizza

5) What's the most important achievement in your life?
It is always the next one.

6) Do you follow other sports? Name the best sportsman ever for each sport you follow.
Sure i do Frisko.
-Tennis = Boom Boom (and yes i dont like Sampras)
-Squash = Jancher Khan
-Basketball = Pippen
-Football = This is tough. Some will say Pele, others will say Baggio or Zidane. My heart will automatically tell you King Cantona but i think i will go for the trio Zico, Maradona and The Big Peter Schmiechel.
-Romanian Wrestling = Karam Gaber
-Boxing = Mike Tyson
-WWF = I hate the game but i will go for The Undertaker.

7) If you met Ronaldo in the street, what would you say/do?
I will not ignore him for sure. I will shake hands, take a pic and make fun of him afterwards with you guys. But i will tell him "Not wise of you to leave the Nerazzurri and join Las Putas."

8) What's the thing about you that you like the most?
Making people like you curious to find out.

9) What's the thing about you that you hate the most?
I dont tolerate people who have different opinions in certain fields and topics. But i am working on it :thumbsup:

10) 10 adjectives to describe women.
-Hunted
-Enthralling
-Completing
-Beautiful
-Intriguing
-Blissful
-Ravishing
-Weak
-Possessive
-Sly

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Gismo's question:

-Would you rather get together with the love of your life or watch Inter/Manchester win the championship?
Both clubs alongside Zamalek(my local club here in Egypt) are the love of my life btw. I go watch matches and neglect my girl. Thats normal man. Did you ever think i would leave a match to go out with her? And btw, if i have to go out then i will take her to a place which is having the match on the tele and yes i reserve the first table infront of the screen.

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Jake's Questions:

1) What do you think about?
Inter's next goal. Vieri or Adi Vieri or Adi Vieri or Adi Vieri or Adi Vieri or Adi......

2) Your opinion on Elisha Cuthbert
After searching on google, i discovered that she is the one in ur avatar. Not my type of girl.

3) Milan or Juve?
Parma

4) Who's the best egyptian footballer?
The Mighty Hossam Hassan

5) Your favourite finnish footballer?
Jari Litmanen

6) Simpsons or South Park?
Simpsons

7) Pepsi or Coke?
Diet Pepsi

8) What kind of music do you like? The best bands...?
Rock/Alternative. A lot of bands, it will take me forever to mention all of them. Anyway i will mention 10:
Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Dire Straits, The Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Genesis, The Beatles, Blur, Alice In Chains and The Police.

9) Why Inter?
I dont know

10) What would you do if we actually won lo scudetto?
I dont know really. I would probably travel and celebrate with Gismo. or maybe give away all my money to charity.

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Frisko again:

What did you do on 5 May 2002?
I was so frustrated i remember. I kept smoking Shisha(Egyptian waterpipe) from 10 at night till 8 in the morning all alone.

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ILuvInter's Questions:

1-Zamalek / Inter / Man u ????
In terms of what exactly? But man; Zamalek is LIFE.

2- what keeps you supporting Inter even without lo scudetto for 15 years ?
You are hooked on a drug. It is bad to your health but you are still hooked.

3- what's your fav colour??
Hmm lots and lots. How about Green for a change.

4- what do you like the most about Inter ?
Fans and culture

5- where do you hang out ??
Everywhere. Starting from playing ps and watching movies with my friends, practicing sports till goin to Cafes.You know what cafes im talking about I know you like trance music but you will not find me in raves, nightclubs,etc.. I hate such places and music...

6-if you are given the chance to watch a match btw Inter at the S.siro and Man u at the crappy Old Trafford ...what would you choose??
Ok 1st of all The Theatre of Dreams is not crappy. But hey you are a Liverscum fan so... Anyway i will def. go to Old Trafford.

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Frisko again Nice pitctures btw:

1-Chipmunk soon to be a traitor.
2-Let me hear you say!
3-Anger Management.
4-Legends of the ball.
5-Yummy!!!!
6- Tuesday bloody tuesday.
7-Bunny love
8-Oops I did it again!
9-Italian display of affection.
10-Louder plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tommi's Questions: (I am astonished lol) :thumbsup:

-Does water float?
No, water makes things float.

-Is James Bond a lady's man or just a ****?
Definitely a lady's man because no woman ever complained.

-Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Because it is interrupting something nice. (i.e. sleeping)

-Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
People dont stop driving when they run into a traffic light or a stop sign. You stop driving when you get out of the car.

-Why is there a sound?
Life would be really BORING if it was put on mute.

-Why do they call it a building if it's already built?
I've been asking myself this question for years now and when i asked my professor, he replied in a sad voice "Get a life boy."

-Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
No. Vegetarians dont eat anything that came from something with a face.

-Why do happy people smile?
It is a very simple way of expressing how they feel.

-Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Why not? I mean have you ever seen a duck ever wear a bow tie!

-How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
You falsely imagine that a machine is like a human and will respond well under force.

-If you are going on faster than sound, then can you hear the engines?
No.

-If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
Yes but it's a figure of speech. Dont take things too literally mate

-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Materialistically speaking; it would be suicide.

-Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?
I dont know. Ask the jerk who invented English.

-When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
What do you think? How else would people know what they are demonstrating for? But it will also be eyecatching if there is nothing on those signs.

-What´s a cloud?
A dense collection of water vapour in the sky. And No, we wont be sitting on them if we go to heaven.

-If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Dont ask me. Ask the idiot who wrote the screenplay.

-Why do flies fly?
Because they have wings.

-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Cats like mice because of their size not their taste.

-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Penguins dont have wings but they still are birds.

-Why we´re here?
To see if we're worthy.

-Where does all the bad weather come?
The North.

-What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
Depends on how you bite it.

-Can you freeze anti-freeze?
Theoretically yes, but you would need a really cold fridge.

-Where does all the water come?
Oceans, seas and rivers.

-If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
Yes.

-Where does the white go when snow melts?
It melts.

-Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Definitely. I've seen living proof.

-Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
They have skin dont they! (Provided they're not too shy)

-If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
I wouldnt choke one. They are very friendly but my guess would be purple.

-If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
Yes.:evil:

 

[Frisko]

Smashing stuff Marco, try Pepsi Max, it's sugar free but tastes much better than Diet Pepsi!

This was a great answer:

What's the most important achievement in your life?
It is always the next one.

 

[Handoyo]

Meh, he was just being a copy cat. Roy Keane (One of his hero, I presume) said that after winning the EPL in 02/03.


Handyo

 

[Frisko]

Great stuff Roy, then

 

[Hammoudi]

Here are my questions:

1) Why do we all try hard when we know we are going to die?
2) Do you understand greedy people?
3) Why is soccer so popular?
4) What do you think of Gohary?
5) What happened to Ahmad El-Kas and Ashraf Kassem?
6) If Hossam Hassan had a better temper, would he be more popular and famous than right now?
7) Honestly, who is better Majed Abdallah or Hossam Hassan?
8) Why did Paul Ince, Aaron Winter, Djorkaeff and Klinsman leave inter?
9) How did you feel when Ahly won African club of the century award?
10) Why is the Ahly-Zemalak rivaliry one of the best in the world (too bad most fans don't know about this rivaliry, 100K thousand screaming fans roaring in a Cairo Night :star: )
11) Why is the rivaliry now not like how it used to be in the past?
12) Do you agree with Alardyce that the name ManU isn't as scary as it used to be?
13) What would've happened if Ronaldinho joined ManU?
14) How did you feel in that Cataln night in 99? Did you believe everything is possible after the result?
15) Best goal you've ever seen?
16) Best WC you've ever seen?
17) Again Honestly, who is better: JZ or Cafu?
18) Why is the Bunesliga so so so underrated?
19) Do you agree with the saying: "Andy Cole might've scored 100 goals, but he wasted 500"
20) Who is better, Mohammed Abdel Wahab or Abdel Halim Hafez?
21) Also, Amr Diab or Mohammed Fouad?
22) Who is the funniest: Adel Emam, Sameer Ghanem or Isameel Yaseen?
23) Describe the following in less than three words:
* Maradona
* Romario
* Graeme Souness
* Paul Gascoigne
* Edmundo (The Animal :fero: )
* Ryan Giggs
* Mehmet Scholl
* David Genola
* Michael Owen
* Hector Cuper
* Michael Beckham
* Lothar Matthaus
* Andryi Shevchenko
* Ian Wright
* Hakan Sukur
* Kevin Keegan
* Luis Enrique

Ha, i didn't know i had that many!!!

 

[Marco The Butcher]

Frisko
I drink Pepsi Max when i am abroad but we dont have it here in Egypt.

Han
Of course Roy the thug is my hero but i totally forgot he said that, you just refreshed my memory. I always answer in that way since grade 7 after reading it in a book full of mottos and slogans.

Hamed
Very nice questions, i will answer them ASAP and post them straight away.

 

[Gismo]

Oops... :embarass: I think you misunderstood my question, Sheriff. Let me retry:

Would you rather become a couple with the love of your life (woman/man) than see Inter/Man U win the league?