Interview with Hamed

[Marco The Butcher]

Will you accept or...?

 

[Hammoudi]

Yes, why not. I might be a bit busy in the upcoming days so there could be a delay in answering the questions.

 

[Miki]

Le standard questions:

1) What is your real name?
2) When is your birthday?
3) How many siblings do you have?
4) Where do you live?
5) What is your occupation?
6) Why/how did you choose your nickname?
7) How did you find Forza Inter?
8) When/how did you start supporting Inter?
9) Who is your favourite Inter player?

And my own:

10) If you see a Milanista on the street, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
11) Ever stole something before?
12) FHM or Maxim?
13) Who are your good friends on Forza-Inter?
14) Do you sleep with a security blanket (plush toy, pillow, etc.)?
15) How do you rate Brad Pitt as an actor?

Ok, those were really random questions.

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Marco The Butcher]

Hamed, thx for accepting. I am in a net cafe and in a rush really, so i will post some questions now but hopefully a lot tomorrow.
Enjoy

Part one:

-If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

-How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

-Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

-What's the speed of dark?

-If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

-If you run backwards will you gain weight?

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

-What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

-Can a blind person feel blue?

-How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

-If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?


Part 2:

- What are you doing in Canada?

-Where are you from Saudia?

-Which school did you go to?

-Which university did you graduate from?

-Are you doing any post graduate studies?

-Are you engaged/married?

-Do you smoke in general cigs, shisha, etc..?

-Which is the best sqaud you liked for Argentina?

-Other clubs you cheer for apart from Inter?

Enough for now cuz i really gtg..hehe

 

[Frisko]

Write a caption to these pictures:

 

[Hammoudi]

Tim's questions:

1) What is your real name?
Hamed Othman.

2) When is your birthday?
05/05/1980.

3) How many siblings do you have?
1 brother, 4 sisters.

4) Where do you live?
Ontario, Canada.

5) What is your occupation?
I am a student for now, i have a bachelor degree in Engineering.

6) Why/how did you choose your nickname?
It's my name, i couldn't find a suitable nick!

7) How did you find Forza Inter?
I migrated with the flock from interforums.

8) When/how did you start supporting Inter?
1998 after watching Baggio in Inter vs. Madrid at the San Siro.

9) Who is your favourite Inter player?
Javier Zanetti.

10) If you see a Milanista on the street, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Wishing kicking people was an acceptable social gesture.

11) Ever stole something before?
A twix bar when i was 5.

12) FHM or Maxim?
I don't like these things, reading them makes me feel low.

13) Who are your good friends on Forza-Inter?
I like everyone here, i didn't develop an outside-the-forum relationship with anyone so far because i don't like MSN much.

14) Do you sleep with a security blanket (plush toy, pillow, etc.)?
No, i always use a blanket though, even when it's hot.

15) How do you rate Brad Pitt as an actor?
Good start, below average after that. His looks help him alot.

 

[Hammoudi]

Mohammed Sherif's questions:

Part one:

-If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Tried.

-How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Nature proving its might.

-Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
Because people don't realize that and try and beat everyone.

-What's the speed of dark?
One over the speed of light.

-If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
People's stupidity and irrational ambitions. Governments make millions from that, on top of taxing everyone.

-If you run backwards will you gain weight?
You will lose time and gain an idiot's admiring.

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
So that she won't leave us and go back to her friends. You know, insecurity.

-What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
The feeling of being alive the first time will be doubled, so the next time you get scared it won't kill you.

-Can a blind person feel blue?
Oh yes. If Ray Charles can feel 'blue' why can't they?

-How can a house burn up when it burns down?
If you look from up, down is up.

-If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it bad thing?
Yes. So that you can always blame it for you dirtyness.


Part 2:

- What are you doing in Canada?
Living. Honestly, it's a great place to live if you know what you are doing.

-Where are you from Saudia?
Jubail, Northeastern Saudia Arabia. My parents come originally from Eritrea, in Northeastern Africa.

-Which school did you go to?
Many schools. I started in King Faissal elementary school and ended up in Ridgemont high school. Quite Weird!!!

-Which university did you graduate from?
University of Ottawa.

-Are you doing any post graduate studies?
Thinking about it, but trying to figure out in which field to do it in.

-Are you engaged/married?
No. But soon i hope, do you know someone :heart: ? I am sick of being single. My married friends advice me to single though.

-Do you smoke in general cigs, shisha, etc..?
I tried it. Shisha was too strong for my liking but you have to smoke it regularly to shake off the initial feeling. Cigarettes :heart: , i always want to smoke but i know the end. Waste of money, health, and time. As for 'etc', Nah, i hate the other 'smokeable' stuff. I'd really feel like a losing low-lifer if i try them.

-Which is the best sqaud you liked for Argentina?
I wasn't a big fan of them until JZ and Crespo were both with us. I want this squad from them in the future:

Any decent goalie
JZ -- Samuel -- Ayala -- Sorin
Veron -- Almeyda -- Kily
Aimar -- Tevez -- Lopez

-Other clubs you cheer for apart from Inter?
Nassr from Saudia Arabia. My first love :heart: :cry2: . Else, Valencia and Roma.

 

[Hammoudi]

Frisko's pics:

1. Who is your ******* Daddy?
2. No, i won't stay on the bench.
3. Who wants to chase him?
4. Come on, i did my best.
5. Love bordering hatred.
6. Who said old ladies don't like spanking?
7. Take this Cuper, i look tougher.
8. WHYYYYYYYYY did you let me go?
9. You saw Cruz naked too?
10. If i play for 3 years i can get $9M. That plus what i got form inter can buy me a house in Napoli. I should try and play a season in England too!!!
11. Ah, i gotta change dope dealers.
12. The start of an era.

 

[Frisko]

LOL great captions Hamed, especially

Who said old ladies don't like spanking?

and

You saw Cruz naked too?

To be honest I didn't find the Pantani's one funny, he deserves a bit more respect. Sorry I'm just a big fan of him.

 

[Hammoudi]

To be honest I didn't find the Pantani's one funny, he deserves a bit more respect. Sorry I'm just a big fan of him.

To be even more honest, i don't know who Patani is. I'm not a big fan of cycling and the only thing i hear of it, is Lance Armstrong and doping. Since the guy on the pic wasn't Lance i thought it was some doping cyclist. I'm sorry if i offended you or Patani, now i will pay more attention to him!

Then how about this caption for the pic:

Gosh, what did the guy in front of me eat last night? I gotta were a face mask too!!!

 

[Gismo]

Pantani was a great cyclist. I was a big fan of him too. What a shame it turned out he was doped (His wife explained it). And even worse ending of his life. :depress:

RIP Pirata :star:

Would you rather see yourself become a couple with the love of your life or see Inter win il Scudetto?

 

[Handoyo]

What is your favourite TV show? Beside Seinfield.

What was the last movie that you watch? How was it? What was the last great movie that you watch?

Favourite food?

What do you think is the suitable age to get marry and have your first child delivered? For male and female if possible.

Trying is the first step towards failure, or success?

Any plan to go back to your home country?

Which part of Canada are you living in currently?


Handyo

 

[Frisko]

Oh I see Hamed. The fact is that Pantani was one of the greatest riders in the world. He won the Tour the France and The Giro d'Italia during the same year, after ages since an Italian cyclist managed that.

He died tragically from a cocaine overdose, so I thought you were making a joke about that.

The day I saw the news of his death was so sad I can't describe it. I still have the chills when I think about it. He was depressed and I just hope he will be remembered for his amazing achievements in the world of sport, and not just for his death.

 

[Hammoudi]

Handoyo's questions:

What is your favourite TV show? Beside Seinfield. :
- Law & Order (The original,) I also like watching Frasier and Everybody loves Rayomnd.

What was the last movie that you watch? How was it? What was the last great movie that you watch?
- Collateral. It was incredible and i loved it, i really recommend it as an overall movie (More than just action.) Collateral was really great but Lost In Translation was the last great movie i've watched.

Favourite food?
- Rice with Lamb or Chicken Breast, I also love Lasagna.

What do you think is the suitable age to get marry and have your first child delivered? For male and female if possible.
- For a man, 26 to get married and 29 to have your first child.
For a woman, 22 to get married and 25 to have your first child.

Trying is the first step towards failure, or success?
- Trying is the first step towards the unknown. It's good that we don't know our destiny, otherwise everything will be boring.

Any plan to go back to your home country?
- No, not for now at least. I'm better off living in Canada.

Which part of Canada are you living in currently?
- Now, i am living in a small town beside Toronto (The most multicultural city in the world, according to the UN.)

 

[Hammoudi]

Oh I see Hamed. The fact is that Pantani was one of the greatest riders in the world. He won the Tour the France and The Giro d'Italia during the same year, after ages since an Italian cyclist managed that.

He died tragically from a cocaine overdose, so I thought you were making a joke about that.

The day I saw the news of his death was so sad I can't describe it. I still have the chills when I think about it. He was depressed and I just hope he will be remembered for his amazing achievements in the world of sport, and not just for his death.

That is tragic, i didn't know his story. I remember Miguel Andorran as the oldest great cyclists I've heared about, I don't know what happened to him now.

I know how you felt when Pantani died. I felt crushed when one of my favourite drivers ,Ayrton Senna died ,(or was killed.) I don't follow F1 like i used to anymore.

 

[Marco The Butcher]

Great answers Hamed. Here is more questions:


-Favourite English club
-Favourite Man Utd player(not necessarily playing now)
-Shearer or Batigol
-Totti or Henry
-Beckham or Pires
-Cole or Yorke
-Scholes or Nedved
-Zambrotta or A. Cole
-RVN or Makaay
-Diego Simone or Carlos Valderrama
-Bergkamp or Zola
-Radzinski or Donovan
-Baraja or Emerson
-Baresi or Bergomi

Describe the following in no more than 3 words:
-Zico
-Women
-Canada
-Bush
-Escobar
-China
-Hitler
-Brussia Dortmund
-Spurs
-Liverpool
-Newcastle
-Football fans
-Beach Volleyball
-Finding Nemo
-The Shawshank Redemption
-The Smashing Pumpkins
-Chewing Gum
-Pepsi
-George Costanza



-Who is your favourite in Seinfeld?
-What is your favourite episode? Name just one

 

[Hammoudi]

Mohammed Sherif's questions (Part II):


-Favourite English club
Chelsea.

-Favourite Man Utd player(not necessarily playing now)
Ryan Giggs forever.

-Shearer or Batigol
Alan Shearer.

-Totti or Henry
Totti.

-Beckham or Pires
Pires.

-Cole or Yorke
Yorke.

-Scholes or Nedved
Nedved, just because he is less injury-prone.

-Zambrotta or A. Cole
Zamrotta.

-RVN or Makaay
Makaay, RVN is great but i have a 'thing' for Roy!!!

-Diego Simone or Carlos Valderrama
Simone, just because he was great with us.

-Bergkamp or Zola
Zola in a second. I don't respect a player who left us because he claims Paparazzis were asking his gardener what he was growings. (Hmm... I guess he figured out Milan isn't as 'liberal' as Amesterdam.

-Radzinski or Donovan
Radzinski, he is Canadain and i followed his career. I think he isn't far behind Owen in terms of quality (pace-only striker.)

-Baraja or Emerson
Baraja. He leads by example, he socres, he defends and he isn't cheap.

-Baresi or Bergomi
Bergomi, too bad i haven't watched him play once.

Describe the following in no more than 3 words:

-Zico:
Beynon dribbling.

-Women:
Man's other third.

-Canada:
Great Country.

-Bush:
Manipulated, stupid, liar.

-Escobar:
Wasn't his fault. (I'm assuming you are referring to the Columbian defender whom got killed after the OG. The goalie left his line early.)

-China:
Great, independent civilization.

-Hitler:
One of murderers.

-Brussia Dortmund:
The Falling Giants.

-Spurs:
Right Track.

-Liverpool:
No Red Devils.

-Newcastle:
Cold, rainy, passionate.

-Football fans:
My ball brothers.

-Beach Volleyball:
Not a sport.

-Finding Nemo:
Didn't see it.

-The Shawshank Redemption:
Good, not excellent.

-The Smashing Pumpkins:
Not a fan.

-Chewing Gum:
Doesn't last enough!

-Pepsi:
Necessarly Evil.

-George Costanza:
The typical man.

-Who is your favourite in Seinfeld?
Cosmo.

-What is your favourite episode? Name just one[/quote]
'I'm not gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

 

[Jake]

Hey Seinfeld maniacs, Hamed it's Tuesday, choose your victim.

 

[Hammoudi]

And the next victim is...Tim. Nerazzurro wanted to interview the man so bad, he risked being in Han's hit list, that i will grant his wish since i am a good man. So Tim i will open a thread so your #1 fan can get to know you more.

 

[Gaetan]

Being so sanoo, I think Jake and Tim would make for some pretty interesting interviews.