Interview with Cal

[Cal]

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Okay actual questions now.


1- Why have you never posted a picture of yourself?



2- Who's your favorite inter player of all time? Or favorite 5, whichever is easier..

Adriano - reasonable Pace, Power, skills, rocket shot, double punches dudes in the face, whats not to like?

Samuel/Materazzi - No nonsense dirty badass CBs. Both love Inter too.

Eto'o- >>>>>>> Ibra

Stankovic - dem longshots.

Ronaldo - Dont really remember seeing him for Inter, but ill say him anyway tbh. Best of my life time. da GOAT as D would say.


3- Why is the SPL a two-horse league?

x100000000000

4- If Inter faces Celtic again in CL final, who'd you support?

Depends on the circumstances tbh. But I honestly would just say may the best team win.

5- Comment in one sentence on FIFAUW members:

Ahmed: Eto'o. Clinical striker with ability to use dribbling and creating skill on LW too equally as well.

Andy: Handanovic. Solid all round GK, and nice, humble guy. Shame he left tbh.

Arnold/Sok: Mudingayi. Under-rated, under-stated, solid tackler.

Black: Blackotelli. That will never change

Burak: Messi. Consistent 8055 ST/CAM/Wing forward.

Cal: Neymar. Young and skillful wing-forward. :fuckyea:

Chaz : Robert Green. WOAT GK

Dara: Lucio 09'. nuff said.

Dino: Hard one tbh.. Ill say CR. Left wingforward with skills, finishing ability and a BEAST free kick.

Dylan: Mascherano Liverpool days. DM with a habit for picking up cards and injuring people.

Hal: Can't even remember :L

Jerry: Sneijder. FIFAUW's very own Dutch trequartista.

Willy: Who else? Falcao. Again, nuff said.



I'm up.

 

[Coasterfreek]

What is one of your favorite foods?

3- Why is the SPL a one-horse league?

Fixed . At least for 3 years it will be that way.

 

[Pimpin]

why Irish people are so much cooler than you, british?

had to :slick:

 

[sanka]

What is one of your favorite foods?

We need a fuckin Oscar this year for the best interview question.

^Nominee CoaSt3rfr33k mofos.

 

[Raul Duke]

If you could make the ultimate FIF super child by mixing various attributes of 5 FIF members, who would they be.

 

[sanka]

Aiiiiiight let's tear the mask off and see what evil lurks beneath.

Teh epic win vs fags overshadowed a little your interview but we're here to give a hand.



Write a better poem for armendsh's sig.

Any amusing anecdotes from your years as a taxi driver?

Where is the strangest place you've ever banged?

How often to you partake in an alcoholic beverage?

What do you put on your waffles? :coaster:

Top 3 favourite films.

name 3 things you couldn't live without. -no fifa allowed in your answer-

If you were stranded at Uni's basement, what would be the only song you'd like to be stranded with? -like it has any sence before the surgery-lulz

I4E or N4L?

Have I asked too many questions?

 

[ConnorHMFC]

Potential toughie here. Most won't think it's a contest but I've had mixed reviews.

Who do you hate more, Hearts or Rangers?

 

[Kato]

We need a fuckin Oscar this year for the best interview question.

^Nominee CoaSt3rfr33k mofos.

Also going to need one for the most repeated interview insult

I was going to say Inb4someoneinsultsCoasterforaquestion.. but.............

 

[Sokrates]

Dark beer or whiskey?

 

[Coasterfreek]

Have you ever been to CALifornia?

I have actually

Where specifically in California have you been to?

Will this be your avatar someday since your name is Cal?

Do people call you by your full name of Calum or just Cal in real life?

If the answer is the latter, you seriously need a hat like this in the future.

 

[sanka]

Also going to need one for the most repeated interview insult

I was going to say Inb4someoneinsultsCoasterforaquestion.. but.............

accepted though the type of questions he makes remain in a critical level.

and you fail there peter pan's fairy cause you can't name it an insult.

It's just teasin.i leik threadtoaster in fact.

 

[Cal]

What is one of your favorite foods?

I thought you'd never ask.

Well now, lets see.

- Fish supper.

- Deep fried Mars bar.

- Mince Pies

- Chips, Cheese, Donner

- Haggis, Neeps and Tatties

And the best till last...........

- Chips wae broon sauce.

Forza Scotland :excitedeyes:

why Irish people are so much cooler than you, british?

had to :slick:

If you could make the ultimate FIF super child by mixing various attributes of 5 FIF members, who would they be.

Football knowledge of N4L
Trolling expertise of Devious
Randomness of dynasty27 (why the '27' anyway?)
Humor of Dylan
Age and experience of I4E

Write a better poem for armendsh's sig.

Who the hell is armendish?

Any amusing anecdotes from your years as a taxi driver?

Im a taxi driver?

Where is the strangest place you've ever banged?

^ In my taxi :trolldad:

How often to you partake in an alcoholic beverage?

like 3/4 nights a week maybe atm.

What do you put on your waffles? :coaster:

Broon Sauce. Gift from the gods tbqh.

Top 3 favourite films.

Anal Pandemonium 5
Jada Fire is a SquirtWoman 3
Tori Black is pretty filthy 1

name 3 things you couldn't live without. -no fifa allowed in your answer-


Football
Decent patter
Girls to look at :alone:

If you were stranded at Uni's basement, what would be the only song you'd like to be stranded with? -like it has any sence before the surgery-lulz

Beautiful Day :megusta:









okerface:
















(Dino tribute tbh)


I4E or N4L?

I4L

Have I asked too many questions?

Yes.

Potential toughie here. Most won't think it's a contest but I've had mixed reviews.

Who do you hate more, Hearts or Rangers?

HA! Not in the slightest bit tough - Rangers obviously. Words cannot describe how much I, like many others, hate them. But I don’t mean their dirty, uncouth players, or their dull, and cautious style of play. Or indeed the fact that they have effectively bought the league, year after year, (which thankfully they are now paying for). Its all they represent and embrace, i.e. unionism, conservatism, cuntism etc..

Dark beer or whiskey?

Beer. Dont have the funds to drink whiskey tbh kay:

Where specifically in California have you been to?

Havent really been there as such.. just had a connecting flight at LAX airport.

Will this be your avatar someday since your name is Cal?

Was going to post that earlier when Califonia was mentioned.

Do people call you by your full name of Calum or just Cal in real life?

Some friends call me Calzo, as per my old nick. Not so much anymore tho. Some, like family, and w/e say often say Cal, but mainly just Calum tbh.

If the answer is the latter, you seriously need a hat like this in the future.

Aight, I wont milk it. Next interview will be announced and posted tomorrow.

 

[Dylan]

Thanking the post purely for Tori Black. . .

 

[Fitzy]

Do people call you by your full name of Calum or just Cal in real life?

 

[YNWALFC]

I know you will be reading this through tears after the departure of your favourite manager

1 Who do you want as next Scotland Manager ?
2 Highlander or Lowlander ?
3 Have you ever seen the Nessie ?
4 Do you like Haggis ?
5 Dylan would say Whiskey you'd say Whisky who's right ?
6 Do you want "freedom" from the UK ?

 

[Cal]

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I know you will be reading this through tears after the departure of your favourite manager

Im

ing tbh

1 Who do you want as next Scotland Manager ?

- Gordon Strachan. Hes a lad.

- Kenny Dalglish :star:

- Alex McLeish. Manager in the 07' glory days.

- Walter Smith. The Levein experience has traumatized me so much that even as a Celtic fan Id welcome him back tbh

- Davie Moyes. The best choice probably. He wont leave Everton tho

- 'Arry Redknapp. As long as Joe Jordan is his No.2 again.

- As Ive mentioned in the Scotland thread, a potential wildcard, Diego Maradona. Not an admired figure on this board, but has cult hero status in Scotland. Ok he lacks a lot as a manager, but is there honestly a more inspirational man than him on the planet?

2 Highlander or Lowlander ?

Lowland. God knows what those highlanders get up to in their spare time with all those sheep, high in hills with no one else around for miles

3 Have you ever seen the Nessie ?

Only been to Loch Ness when I was very young, so cant really remember. Maybe blivious:

4 Do you like Haggis ?

What is one of your favorite foods?

- Haggis, Neeps and Tatties

5 Dylan would say Whiskey you'd say Whisky who's right ?

6 Do you want "freedom" from the UK ?

I think the answer to that one is clear.

 

[sanka]

-pick Devious for next interviewer.

blivious:

 

[Big Willy]

Those dishes Cal, now I know why you're a couch potato. blivious:

 

[rockball]

Haggis, Neeps and Tatties

Haggi and tatti are Hindi names for shit; and well the dish looks .. :troll:

 

[Devious]

-pick Devious for next interviewer.

blivious: