Interview with Ana Banana

[I4E]

^

Not sure if I should thank.... Arghhh fuck it.

 

[JJM]

Coast:


2. Birthday ?
3 July 1991

:notbad:

10. Do you everything with blueberries blivious:
¿que?
Do I... what.... everything with blueberries?

:lala:

Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon:
Later. [and I'll include JJM ]

:derpcry:



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JJM
Would you tap Visca?!
been there, done that

Just wanted a confirmation:megusta:

Please don't include him. Just to piss him off.

I'm sure you would like that...I'm also sure that you would like to lose couple of 100 of your thanks sponsored by me :trolldad:

Best night of my life, though you do some freaky things with blueberries :chan:

..........still better than a milanista

I needz details about the blueberries :lick::lala:

 

[Visca]

I needz details about the blueberries :lick::lala:

There are pics, but they're too wild even for the adult thread

 

[Fitzy]

There are pics, but they're too wild even for the adult thread

Just send them to my email. PM me for my details.

 

[Universe]

1) Anal or vaginal sex?

I'll let you know once my new vagina is installed.

2) Is Hal (snake) the best looking moderator? And would you try to entice him with a sexual act involving a banana?

No, Jimmy is the best looking, and no.

3) Best thing to eat while sloppy drunk?

Nothing - always regret it when it resurfaces as a vengeful grog bog.

4) Longest you've gone without cutting your toe-nails?

I don't have toenails.

5) Who would win in a fight between you, Katie, Visca and Universe? Would Uni lose on purpose?

Me. No, no mercy.

6) Is it wrong to ask a girl that you don't know if she prefers Anal or Vaginal sex?

Yes, definitely.

But this is Ana's thread, so.

 

[JJM]

There are pics, but they're too wild even for the adult thread

well you know pics in the adult thread or it didn't happen! :troll:

 

[Devious]

So you guys are lurking here interviewing a girl :awwwyeah: And Ive been wondering why the rest of the forum is freaken empty

I was imagining a guy making a female voice reading Uni`s answers on behalf of ana

Hey Ana, how is it going? blivious:

 

[spork]

1.) You go to the gym, eager to try out some new weightlifting techniques after finding your routine to be boring. While attemping to perform a clean, you accidentally drop the barbell onto your thighs, bruising them as a result. What do you do next? Would you apply massage therapy to the contused area? Explain.

2.) It is summertime, and you decide to hit it up at a rave in Ibiza. After your third shot, you start to feel fatigued, as you suspect someone may have slipped some roofies into your drink. To make things worse, the vast majority of people around you are sex-starved males. How can you escape from the potentially sticky situation before you inevitably pass out?

 

[Pimpin]

if you could have gang bang with 5 members of fif, which one would you choose ??

why not me?:fu:

can these questions be considered as 'sexual harrassing' ?

a fif member that you would marry?

how did you exactly tap visca ? Do you have a banana?

 

[jmaster]

i was actually expecting Uni to be pervert as fuck, surprised tbh

 

[Ana Banana]

Spork
Could you spare me some change? :angel:
Possibly

-
Michael Fosbury
Two likes and two dislikes (or two things that you'd like to change) for each of the following images which are completely random, irrelevant and have no meaning whatsoever. No copping out please... :serious:

LOL fucking Michael
These will make absolutely no sense to anyone but you and Kato and possibly some for Lindsay but you know what? these are the best -

funny, 2 months ago I might have had a list of things I wanted to change but -
Likes - Consistent. Willing to drop anything for me.
Dislikes - Ehm... without being too personal, I hate how petty the differences in our moral beliefs are - but how big a role they play in our relationship. There... two things... sort of. That was really hard. Ana doesn't dislike/want to change much of anything about Spiaggia.

Awwwwwwwwww :heart:
Likes - 14 years... what's not to like. Only two people I've known longer than him who I still speak to, so I love how well he knows/reads me and I, him. also, my baby daddy, and I love my baby.
Dislikes - Wife is the clear answer here. And the fact that his job has made him more of a lemon-lime lately. Ana disapproves.

Likes - .... this is harder than it should be. Eyes. Holy eyes :heart: anddd the obvious - best I've ever had.
Dislikes - Spoilt fucking rotten [and all the whiny that comes with]. Inability to give straightforward answers anymore. I hate this mostly because he used to not be this way.

Oh god haha
Likes - Fucking everything, lol. Perfection. I mean, not really, but... agh :heart: first love... it means everything.
Dislikes - Obviously the fact that I'm not there. And the fact that I fucked that up - I'd change that if I could.

Likes - Makes my days with his wit and our pretty legit conversations
Dislikes - oh you suck, lol. Uhm. I dislike the state this resides in [SoFlo baby :heart:] and the lack of long conversation lately. Boom.

(You know who/what this is...)
I'm actually a bit confused... so I'm going to go out on a limb here...
Likes - Blunt honesty. The body and the fact that I'm helping shape that body
Dislikes - Faultfully forgiving. GF is constantly around lately... used to be more independent. I miss that.

:yuck:
Likes - Inspirational. Incredibly intelligent.
Dislikes - NO FUCKING PRIVACY. Feeds the parakeet's spoilt attitude whole heartedly.

I also like that I described my likes for the living room with all Is

Mikey is no angel. Bad Mikey

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Pharoah
You and Visca just friends?
Are we?

-
Visca
Best night of my life, though you do some freaky things with blueberries :chan:

..........still better than a milanista
What can I say, I have skills

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Choppy
1) Anal or vaginal sex?
Both depend on the guy.

2) Is Hal (snake) the best looking moderator? And would you try to entice him with a sexual act involving a banana?
Without a doubt the best I've literally seen. And no, Ana doesn't try and make people do things they don't already want to do.

3) Best thing to eat while sloppy drunk?
Since I know what the sixth question is, I'm actually going to say - considering my relationship with food - this is more inappropriate - but, churros are my go to. Or paella. A huge pan of paella.

4) Longest you've gone without cutting your toe-nails?
My toe-nails take ages to grow. They're like... a standard length and stay that way forever before they decide they should get any longer and don't require much maintence aside from standard bathing/painting... so I only have to cut them like once every 3 months.

5) Who would win in a fight between you, Katie, Visca and Universe? Would Uni lose on purpose?
Considering Kato's history with and love for MMA related things... she has the technique to kill, probably. I have the power. Take your pick.

6) Is it wrong to ask a girl that you don't know if she prefers Anal or Vaginal sex?
I'm sure she's probably been asked worse

-
Dev
Hi my dearrr

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Spork pt2
1.) You go to the gym, eager to try out some new weightlifting techniques after finding your routine to be boring. While attemping to perform a clean, you accidentally drop the barbell onto your thighs, bruising them as a result. What do you do next? Would you apply massage therapy to the contused area? Explain.
Hmm... considering the weight I lift and my past with injuries, dropping the barbell would probably do a lot worse than just a bruise.
But, assuming they only bruise, I honestly would probably - first, sit on the ground and laugh/cry at myself. Call myself stupid. Remind myself that I chose to do it and stretch, massage, ice the area til I felt I could get up and properly either 1) attempt again, or 2) limp my sore ass home.

2.) It is summertime, and you decide to hit it up at a rave in Ibiza. After your third shot, you start to feel fatigued, as you suspect someone may have slipped some roofies into your drink. To make things worse, the vast majority of people around you are sex-starved males. How can you escape from the potentially sticky situation before you inevitably pass out?
When did you move to Spain? Are you stalking me? This is.... creepy accurate to my last few weeks... okerface:
But, my escape plan is pretty standard. My saving grace the whole of my life here in Spain - find a close friend while I consciously can, and have him watch me. So what if he's sex-starved - if he's a legit friend, he'll get me home safely

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Pimp
if you could have gang bang with 5 members of fif, which one would you choose ??
Superbaby and whatever girls exist around here... surely there's four, right?

why not me?
Do you have superpowers too?

can these questions be considered as 'sexual harrassing' ?
Probably.

a fif member that you would marry?
Shall remain nameless

how did you exactly tap visca ? Do you have a banana?
I did not have a banana. Just blueberries and some cannoli

 

[Devious]

Devious could be nameless any day of the week for you baby :kiss&hug:

 

[KevinB]

2.) It is summertime, and you decide to hit it up at a rave in Ibiza. After your third shot, you start to feel fatigued, as you suspect someone may have slipped some roofies into your drink. To make things worse, the vast majority of people around you are sex-starved males. How can you escape from the potentially sticky situation before you inevitably pass out?
When did you move to Spain? Are you stalking me? This is.... creepy accurate to my last few weeks... okerface:
But, my escape plan is pretty standard. My saving grace the whole of my life here in Spain - find a close friend while I consciously can, and have him watch me. So what if he's sex-starved - if he's a legit friend, he'll get me home safely


how did you exactly tap visca ? Do you have a banana?
I did not have a banana. Just blueberries and some cannoli

And Cannoli. That might work. :challenge:

 

[Visca]

She's not lying about the cannoli. Though it was oddly shaped

 

[Ana Banana]

Still the best you've ever had :fuckyea:

 

[Big Willy]

You'll make her run away outraged with those questions

When you'll come to Santa Marta?

It's all love, superlady.

 

[Ana Banana]

And Cannoli. That might work. :challenge:

who said anything about a friendzone? I mean, I have to thank them somehow... right?
and cannoli worked perfectly. just ask Lindsay.

You'll make her run away outraged with those questions

When you'll come to Santa Marta?

It's all love, superlady.

Ana doesn't run away. Ana's quite open, actually
Haha I really do need to visit abuela. I'll see what I can do.
Superlady :heart:s Superbaby

 

[Shaun]

Do you oil yourself up for fitness competitions?



What's worst pickup line you've had aimed on you?


Thongs, boyshorts, granny panties, hipsters, commando?


worst date experience?


What's most played on your ipod?


What's on your workout music playlist?


would you rather be forever alone or forever with a fat-dude?


How many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

[Michael]

:heart: Ana. lmao. :heart:

 

[Pimpin]

a cannoli , but but howwwwwwwwwwwwww

teach me master

also pics or it didnt happen