Hahahahaha, nope. I would have taken the guitar and run away before letting anyone hit me with it.
I was wearing my inter shirt and a dude was like "very pretty shirt" and I was like "thanks!" (because obviously the right way to a girl's heart is telling her her team's shirt is beautiful). And I had seen the dude wearing a Chelsea and a Barça shirt so I assumed that he liked those teams (which was like :s, tbh) and that he didn't support any Italian team...
And time passed and one day we were talking and he was like "oh, I support Milan, A LOT", and I was like "oh..." and then he was like "and Real Madrid and Chelsea... Well... Chelsea not right now..." and I was like "
, I thought you supported Barcelona" and he said "not at all, I don't even like Messi, it's just that I think the shirt is very beautiful, so I like to wear it". And in that moment I mentally smashed his head with something (probably a chair) and that was the last time I saw him.
I feel a little bad for him, because I think he was confused about life.
(and I really don't know why I'm telling this story in this thread, lol).