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i think ur thinking of shania twain han..anyway..who cares we won and thats whats important...
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i think ur thinking of shania twain han..anyway..who cares we won and thats whats important...
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Tiziano Crudeli? he's a big time Milan fan and he's also a reporter. Our very own special one owned him in an interview before, check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSEjptaERJ8
If you want translation tell me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSEjptaERJ8
If you want translation tell me.
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So, introduction.
Chiambretti the host of the show, had Mourinho for a 1 hour show, you guys get the gig basically they asked him all this shinanigans what kind of foods he eats and all this. Anyways Tiziano Crudeli is a HUGE BBilan fan and also a journalist, so basically our worst enemy. Chiambretti had Crudeli tied up the whole show and finally he unties him and:
Chiambretti: So have you ever heard bad talk about Mourinho from Ancelotti?
Crudeli: I assure you that Ancelotti considers Mourinho a very intelligent person and-
Chiambretti: Were you just at a funeral because you sound a little quite
Crudeli: Well you had me tied up for 2 hours-
Chiambretti: I understand but we had to because we know all you want to do is exaggerate and criticize ok? This man here is a warrior..
Crudeli: I don't want to exaggerate nothing I just want to give my opinion, you can't tie off the stamp...
Chiambretti: I understand but you got to understand that we had, "an order" for the things we were doing tonight so we had to keep you shut.
Crudeli: Ok so anyways...
Chiambretti: Exaggerate
Crudeli: Will you let me talk?
Chiambretti: Oh ya sorry.
Crudeli: Ok so I'll admit the superiority of Mr Mourinho's Inter, 7 points above Juventus and 14 points above Milan. The fact remains though Mr Mourinho that when you talked about the referees-
Chiambretti: Tizi....Tizi (he's pretty much saying Crudeli's name in a gay way to make fun of him)
Crudeli: Will you let me finish?
Chiambretti: You started with cold air though
Crudeli: Mr Mourinho, in the last derby there were 2, actually at least 2 even 3 decisions that-
Chiambretti: Your on your knees, sorry.
Crudeli: I am not on my knees, because I'm a fan, but I'm also strong about my opinions, allow me the courtesy to ask Mr Mourinho the question.
Chiambretti: What you are doing is intellectual prostitution. (this is a phrase Mourinho pretty much invented I think he's making fun of both at this point)
Crudeli: I don't think so, and by the way I'm not a prostitute.
Chiambretti: Well who cares? Just ask the question.
Crudeli: Ok so anyways, I also wanted to remind Mr Mourinho that when he won a Super Coppa with Porto he took a pear and went home. (Pretty much saying he stole it away)
Chiambretti: You see how aggressive he is?
Mourinho: *nods*
Crudeli: No I'm not aggressive, there is just a lot of things I don't agree with Mr Mourinho about but I respect him. Anyways explain to me...
Chiambretti: What the hell is the question anyways?
Crudeli: The question is that in the derby, there were 2 decisions that strongly penalized Milan, actually 3. There should have been 2 penalties, right Mr Mourinho?
Mourinho: My response is that you should say the whole truth, because yours is only half the truth, the other half of the truth that while we were winning 2-0, Ambrosini, should have gotten a red card, and the final wouldn't have been 2-1, it would have been 3-0 or 4-0, that's the complete truth.
*crowd claps hands*
Chiambretti: No, Interisti don't clap your hands please, don't clap your hands.
Crudeli: Mr Mourinho you didn't answer my question, were there those 2 penalties, was there that goal with Adriano's arm?
Chiambretti: Get off the mat already, off the carpet please "Mr Mourinho I respect you a pk" (he mocks Crudeli), Crudeli, you've had disrespect for the warrior of Sotobal (Mourinho's city)
Crudeli: I have nothing against Mr Mourinho, nothing! But you haven't answered me Mr Mourinho.
Mourinho: I'll respond to you in an even better way, 2 minutes ago, you're truth, was 50%, not its 33%
Chiambretti: oh oh, it went down, it went down.
Crudeli: No!
Mourinho: I'll tell you why.
Crudeli: Please, please.
Mourinho: Because, Adriano's arm is 33% of the truth, the card for Ambrosini is 33%, and Milan's goal in the 1st derby...
Crudeli: yes?
Mourinho: was off sides. 33%
Crudeli: no no no no no no
Mourinho: 33%, memory of the elephant (no idea wtf that means)
Crudeli: When Mr Ronaldinho scored with his head, Mr Materazzi kept Mr Kaka onsides...
Chiambretti: All Mrs huh?
Crudeli, Crudeli, tell us, does Ancelotti make his formations or like he says(Mourinho) it's *does a head motion* that does it (he means Berlusconi)
Mourinho: I didn't say that
Chiambretti: You didn't? What did you say?
Mourinho: That's just 1 of the many lies the journalists come up with, they say things they want me to have said.
Chiambretti: So the formation, do you make yours?
Mourinho: Yes and when there ever is a problem my helpers help me, they are actually very helpful their not there just to bring the balls and the cones to the practices.
Chiambretti: So the transfers, who makes them? You?
Mourinho: We do them together, but if you're getting at-
Chiambretti: So Mr Quaresma.
Mourinho: That was me.
Chiambretti: Did you make a mistake?
Mourinho: I'll tell you at the end of next year, but for now yes I made a mistake.
Crudeli: ok, compliments, compliments.
Chiambretti: What do you mean compliments? Ok stop now, this isn't controcampo. (controcampo is the show where they review the games and interview the managers)
k I'm getting lazy now, at this point he pretty much starts asking him if he won 14 trophies how come only 1 was a CL, then he starts bragging about how Ancelotti won 2, then Mourinho says Ferguson won 2 also, but they are much older.
Chiambretti the host of the show, had Mourinho for a 1 hour show, you guys get the gig basically they asked him all this shinanigans what kind of foods he eats and all this. Anyways Tiziano Crudeli is a HUGE BBilan fan and also a journalist, so basically our worst enemy. Chiambretti had Crudeli tied up the whole show and finally he unties him and:
Chiambretti: So have you ever heard bad talk about Mourinho from Ancelotti?
Crudeli: I assure you that Ancelotti considers Mourinho a very intelligent person and-
Chiambretti: Were you just at a funeral because you sound a little quite
Crudeli: Well you had me tied up for 2 hours-
Chiambretti: I understand but we had to because we know all you want to do is exaggerate and criticize ok? This man here is a warrior..
Crudeli: I don't want to exaggerate nothing I just want to give my opinion, you can't tie off the stamp...
Chiambretti: I understand but you got to understand that we had, "an order" for the things we were doing tonight so we had to keep you shut.
Crudeli: Ok so anyways...
Chiambretti: Exaggerate
Crudeli: Will you let me talk?
Chiambretti: Oh ya sorry.
Crudeli: Ok so I'll admit the superiority of Mr Mourinho's Inter, 7 points above Juventus and 14 points above Milan. The fact remains though Mr Mourinho that when you talked about the referees-
Chiambretti: Tizi....Tizi (he's pretty much saying Crudeli's name in a gay way to make fun of him)
Crudeli: Will you let me finish?
Chiambretti: You started with cold air though
Crudeli: Mr Mourinho, in the last derby there were 2, actually at least 2 even 3 decisions that-
Chiambretti: Your on your knees, sorry.
Crudeli: I am not on my knees, because I'm a fan, but I'm also strong about my opinions, allow me the courtesy to ask Mr Mourinho the question.
Chiambretti: What you are doing is intellectual prostitution. (this is a phrase Mourinho pretty much invented I think he's making fun of both at this point)
Crudeli: I don't think so, and by the way I'm not a prostitute.
Chiambretti: Well who cares? Just ask the question.
Crudeli: Ok so anyways, I also wanted to remind Mr Mourinho that when he won a Super Coppa with Porto he took a pear and went home. (Pretty much saying he stole it away)
Chiambretti: You see how aggressive he is?
Mourinho: *nods*
Crudeli: No I'm not aggressive, there is just a lot of things I don't agree with Mr Mourinho about but I respect him. Anyways explain to me...
Chiambretti: What the hell is the question anyways?
Crudeli: The question is that in the derby, there were 2 decisions that strongly penalized Milan, actually 3. There should have been 2 penalties, right Mr Mourinho?
Mourinho: My response is that you should say the whole truth, because yours is only half the truth, the other half of the truth that while we were winning 2-0, Ambrosini, should have gotten a red card, and the final wouldn't have been 2-1, it would have been 3-0 or 4-0, that's the complete truth.
*crowd claps hands*
Chiambretti: No, Interisti don't clap your hands please, don't clap your hands.
Crudeli: Mr Mourinho you didn't answer my question, were there those 2 penalties, was there that goal with Adriano's arm?
Chiambretti: Get off the mat already, off the carpet please "Mr Mourinho I respect you a pk" (he mocks Crudeli), Crudeli, you've had disrespect for the warrior of Sotobal (Mourinho's city)
Crudeli: I have nothing against Mr Mourinho, nothing! But you haven't answered me Mr Mourinho.
Mourinho: I'll respond to you in an even better way, 2 minutes ago, you're truth, was 50%, not its 33%
Chiambretti: oh oh, it went down, it went down.
Crudeli: No!
Mourinho: I'll tell you why.
Crudeli: Please, please.
Mourinho: Because, Adriano's arm is 33% of the truth, the card for Ambrosini is 33%, and Milan's goal in the 1st derby...
Crudeli: yes?
Mourinho: was off sides. 33%
Crudeli: no no no no no no
Mourinho: 33%, memory of the elephant (no idea wtf that means)
Crudeli: When Mr Ronaldinho scored with his head, Mr Materazzi kept Mr Kaka onsides...
Chiambretti: All Mrs huh?
Crudeli, Crudeli, tell us, does Ancelotti make his formations or like he says(Mourinho) it's *does a head motion* that does it (he means Berlusconi)
Mourinho: I didn't say that
Chiambretti: You didn't? What did you say?
Mourinho: That's just 1 of the many lies the journalists come up with, they say things they want me to have said.
Chiambretti: So the formation, do you make yours?
Mourinho: Yes and when there ever is a problem my helpers help me, they are actually very helpful their not there just to bring the balls and the cones to the practices.
Chiambretti: So the transfers, who makes them? You?
Mourinho: We do them together, but if you're getting at-
Chiambretti: So Mr Quaresma.
Mourinho: That was me.
Chiambretti: Did you make a mistake?
Mourinho: I'll tell you at the end of next year, but for now yes I made a mistake.
Crudeli: ok, compliments, compliments.
Chiambretti: What do you mean compliments? Ok stop now, this isn't controcampo. (controcampo is the show where they review the games and interview the managers)
k I'm getting lazy now, at this point he pretty much starts asking him if he won 14 trophies how come only 1 was a CL, then he starts bragging about how Ancelotti won 2, then Mourinho says Ferguson won 2 also, but they are much older.
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33% is the memory of an Elephant haha WTF
33% is the memory of an Elephant haha WTF
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10 years of FIFI think this was something negative, towards crudelli. Jose even showed the confusion gesture with his hand.
I think it was negative, not positive about this elephant thing.
I think it was negative, not positive about this elephant thing.
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Forum Supporter10 years of FIFMou means that he remembers that incident there and why didnt Crudelli mention it if it were mistakes he is after,thats why the figure dropped to 33%,love his response by the way.He is saying he has the memory of an elephant because they have good memories as some stated is a known fact.
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Forum Supporter10 years of FIFWhy did Mou say end of next year? Was it because he was confident he could somehow change Quaresma, or was it because he thought Chelsea's experience could have improved Quaresma?
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10 years of FIFThanks for the translation. However personally I find that kind of bullshit conversation almost disgusting. But that's Italian football media. Talking bullshit all the time, they remember the old referee mistakes to the grave and shit like that. Completely stupid conversation to me.
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FIF Special Ones10 years of FIFNah Luka..."An elephant never forgets" is a very well-known saying. Mourinho is saying that he himself has the memory of an elephant and does not forget the referee errors in past derbys....