Inter - Chievo (14 Jan 17) [3-1]

Man of the Match

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JJM

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Inter filming Chinese cartoons now :trollol:
 

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Here's the translation.

This is a food show. The two hosts are in search of the most expensive "leg." They show up at the Inter training ground where they say that their sponsor, Suning has bought Inter, and that's where they got their uniforms. "Hair" wonders why they are at the Inter training ground, and doubt that they will be able to find the "leg." First, they attempt to get past security. This is where Baldy surprises Hair by showing off his Italian and claim to be new signings. Then they observe the training, where they take videos and photos with a new Oppo phone (must be another sponsor). The joke is that they will send this to the Chinese national team. Next, they sneak into the locker room where they try to steal the players' shirts. They get busted by Zanetti and other retired players and are dragged to do actual training as they still claim to be new signings. The two comedians then conclude that the most expenbsive "leg" is Zanetti's legs. However, Zanetti says that although his legs are expensive, they are not edible.

In the second half, Zanetti sends them to a Parma ham store. Baldy then explains how Parma ham is made. The store owner brings two types of ham to them, with them trying to figure out which one is the more expensive variety. Baldy really likes the ham, but Hair doesn't, because the ham is "raw" and he thinks it is too salty. Finally, Baldy is able to deduce correctly the more expensive cut, because the more expensive part is from the leg, and the other piece is from behind the neck. Baldy ends the show by saying that because he was correct, Hair needs to pay for the ham.
 

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and Hair flees the store because he is a cheap turd...leaving Baldy confused as fuck
THE END
GOODNIGHT CHILDREN! :yao:
 

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Thanks for the translation, Suning is down to business, no wonder they are able to bring the likes of Manolas, Sanchez and Verrati etc,.

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Finally an understandable video from Inter, nice finding guys.
 

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6:35 #nohomo?

I expect an improved performance from Candreva and Banega, while Barbosa should also net a few minutes if everything goes according to the plan.

Let`s win this guys!
 

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just out of curiosity, where did you find this? i mean, i would understand if it had been a Chinese user to find it, but how did you come across this video?

From Fc Inter News
 

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I guess it is advertising right?
 

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I guess it is advertising right?

it is a comedy show introduce all variety of cuisine world wide (you can call it lost on journey for cuisine probably).
The topic is parma ham, but suning probably spend quite a lot to sponsor that particular episode, in a way to introduce Inter.

Those two are famous comedian in china, the name of the show comes for some high box-office-earning local commercial films series acted by that bald guy in the show.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_on_Journey
FYI: Box office CN¥46.5 million
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_Thailand
Box office US$208 million (China)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_Hong_Kong
Box office: US$255 million
 

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lost on journey, then in thailand, then in hong kong. please somebody tell this guy about google maps. :eek:blivious:
 

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lost on journey, then in thailand, then in hong kong. please somebody tell this guy about google maps. :eek:blivious:

I dont believe he wants to.
people spend serious money to watch him lost :yao:

250 million USD, they milked half inter out of the public.
 
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lost on journey, then in thailand, then in hong kong. please somebody tell this guy about google maps. :eek:blivious:
Probably using apple maps.
 

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I wonder if we'll finally see Joao Mario and Banega playing together this game, given that Brozovic is suspended.
 

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I wonder if we'll finally see Joao Mario and Banega playing together this game, given that Brozovic is suspended.

They played together a bunch earlier in the season.
 

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it is a comedy show introduce all variety of cuisine world wide (you can call it lost on journey for cuisine probably).
The topic is parma ham, but suning probably spend quite a lot to sponsor that particular episode, in a way to introduce Inter.

Those two are famous comedian in china, the name of the show comes for some high box-office-earning local commercial films series acted by that bald guy in the show.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_on_Journey
FYI: Box office CN¥46.5 million
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_Thailand
Box office US$208 million (China)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_Hong_Kong
Box office: US$255 million

So the Inter episode will be called "Lost in tactic" or "Lost in mercato" ?
 

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Yup, I know. Should've clarified that to be since Pioli took over. I don't think they started any games together.

They played together only in the second half against Fiorentina. And it didn't really work defensive-wise. Maybe this time it will work better with Gagliardini/Kondogbia instead of Brozovic. I think they'll both start this time . I doubt Pioli will start Gagliardini and Kondogbia against Chievo. Too defensive.
 
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