Giuseppe Prisco

[Hammoudi]

Okay, one more They keep descending upon me!!!

Maldini and Shevchenko are walking around in downtown Milan.

Maldini: Sheva, I am so proud of our fans. They come to our games, cheer us and hug me whenever I walk around the streets.

Sheva: You are telling me captain. It's not only humans, the weiredest thing happened this morning. I was walking, and I see a guy walking a dog wearing a Milan shirt. I asked the guy why he is doing this, he says whenever the dog wears it, he is happy and jumpy.

Maldini: Man, this is so wonderful. I knew that sooner or later animals will like us too. Did you hear about the donkey that won't work unless seeing a Juve game for ten mintures?

Sheva: Oh man, again!!! Look captain, there is a monkey wearing a Milan shirt jumping up and down near his lady-owner. Our love has crossed the species' line...

Maldini: Ah Sheva....actually that's Gattusso hitting on a girl.

 

[Jony]

Ha, I especially liked the Moggi one.

 

[scutzon]

:dielaugh: :dielaugh:

You're hilarious, Hamed!! Definitely Peppino's successor!!

 

[brehme1989]

Hey I found a way to make you famous


Make an "attempt" to buy Inter and save us from misery...(something like Glazer) Moratti won't accept and when the TV goes all over you for interviews say stuff about Juve and BBilan and ppl will like you. They would want you at Inter as chairman, Moratti will say no, but since the fans are pressing him, he'll hire you as his personal&public clown!!!!!!!

 

[Frisko]

Hamed for President :star:

 

[Hammoudi]

One more for the troops :star:

Gallaini and Moggi are walking in their prison garden. They start talking to each other

Gallaini: Hey Luciano! You know, I might be in jail here, but I enjoyed every single trophy we got.

Moggi: True Adriano. We are being punished for it, but it was worth it. I mean come on, CL's, Scudetti...

Galliani: What CL's? You mean a CL? Don't fool me, you won it once, and thanx to EPO.

Moggi: Shut up Dracula! I am better than you. I signed great players like Zidane, Nedved..

Gallaini: Oh yeah??? Well, I signed Sheva, Kaka, Dida and stole Nesta.

Moggi:.... :fero: :fero: I still have hair left.

 

[Hammoudi]

For the sake of objectivity, I have to include a joke about us Just light humor, no accusations!!!

It's August 29, and Internazionale are yet to make a move in the transfer market. Mancini is worried, he doesn't want any last minute moves as usual, so he invites Branca and Oriali to his house for dinner. During dinner...

Mancini: Again, glad to see you guys. It's been like 2 months since our last meeting.

Now Veron enters to serve the guests some wine, but Branca and Oriali put their palms in top of the glasses to signal they don't want wine..

Mancini: What's the matter guys? You don't drink? This is authentic ita..

Branca & Oriali: Sorry Mancio, we only drink when making transfer deals.

 

[Mikkel]

Oh my oh my, that is soooooooo true LOL :dielaugh:

They must have been drinking alot, with those transfer we have had.

 

[minterke]

Hamed you are on funny mo'fugger!


I got one, its not as funny as Hameds but I'm bored:

Pippo Inzaghi walks down the streets of Milan and stops at a bank. He enters the bank and all the people in the bank start going up to him for autographs etc.

He then pulls out a revolver, points it at the bank clerk and tells him to put $500 000 in the bag. The bank clerk does as he says but pushes a silent alarm that alerts the local authorities.

The policemen enter the bank. Pippo sees them first so he acts fast, he puts the revolver in the pocket of a man that is standing next to him and falls to the floor, holding his knees and rolling! The policeman arrests the man with the gun and puts him in the car. Pippo has an evil grin on his face, when the policeman returns, he mugs Pippo of his money.

Pippo: Give it back you thief!!

The police rips off his shirt revealing a Juventus jersey.

Officer: FORZA JUVEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


(alright it sucked sorry for wasting your time lol)

 

[Hammoudi]

Oh man, forzaImpratore(What's your name btw?) this is so funny :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

Pippo rolling on the floor :dielaugh: :dielaugh: the cop mugs him and reveals a Juve undershirt :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

 

[minterke]

Oh man, forzaImpratore(What's your name btw?) this is so funny :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

Pippo rolling on the floor :dielaugh: :dielaugh: the cop mugs him and reveals a Juve undershirt :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

Hey my name's Mike. Great stuff before Hamed...you're really creative

 

[Pino]

bobo vieri rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and thats it

 

[Pino]

hey ppl i like the name pino cuz thats my mother f**kin name

 

[Hammoudi]

The World Wildlife Fund would like to show the world the cruelty of some organizations. These organizations use wild creatures that have no idea where they are, to achieve certain goals. Each wild creature might seem to like what it does, but deep inside, it's as confused as a Juventina amongst Saints.

Look at these pictures, and demand the release of each creature:

 

[scutzon]

Gatusso looks... female.

 

[Mikkel]

Wau there is two picturs with a monkey on

 

[Miki]

Gatusso isn't even kept in a zoo for god's sakes! He's running around impersonating a human being. Probably the most successful case of an animal imitating a human being. But that still doesn't take away the fact that Gatusso is a primate. Off to the zoo he goes.

What scares me though, is when i do a Google Image search for Gatusso, i get lots of un-Rino like results. :scared:

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Handoyo]

Hamed, did you purposely write Peppino Brisco for your signature?


Handyo

 

[Hammoudi]

I am so banned :scared: , but I fixed it now

 

[snake]

I am so banned :scared: , but I fixed it now

lol u cant say its a typo! unless someone played around with you and changed your P on your keyboard with B, maybe it was that exwife 'may'

hahaha