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Are you a tits man or an ass man?


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Allenatore
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Well, it makes sense, 'cause it's way more fair financially to just fap than to order & pay some hooker all the time.
 

Fitzy

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Well, it makes sense, 'cause it's way more fair financially to just fap than to order & pay some hooker all the time.
:lol: financial fair play in every sense...
 

Lionheart

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OK uhhh, for some unknown reason in AUW's-iPhone-homo-chat, J & I started this & it happened to be very "lolzy". So keep'em coming. It's self-explanatory tbh :work:

- The Fap of the Titans
- Live Free od Fap Hard
- Fap & Furious
- Schindler's Fap
- Raging Fap
- Ocean's Fap
- Catch me if You Fap
- Fap Fiction
- Saving Private Fap
- Fap Off
- Crazy, Stupid, Fap.
- Fap Club
- The Scent of a Fap
 

Mino

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Sir0w

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#7 & v/d Fap
- How i met your fap
- Ten things I hate about fap
- The perfect fap
- The wild wild fap
- The boondock faps
- Faps in black
- Dude, where is my fap?
- Fap on a ledge
- Captain America, the first Fap
- Green Street Faps
- Gone in 60 faps
- Iron Fap
- Lord of Fap
- Faps of the Caribbean
- Rise of the planet of the Faps
- The Fap Hornet
- Transformers 2 Revanche of the Fap
- Children of the Fap
- The fap in Conneticut
- The midnight fap train
- The fap of Emily Rose
- The last fap on the left
- Any given fap
- In the valley of fap
- Fap to perdition
- The fap of happyness
- World Fap Centre
- The fap network
- The bucket fap
- The perfect fap
- Tears of the fap
- The fap after tomorrow

:notbad:
 

Dylan

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Paranormal Faptivity.
 

Big Willy

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Harry Potter: And the socerer fap.
Harry Potter: And the chamber of faps
Harry Potter: Fapping in Azkaban
Harry Potter: And the fap of fire
Harry Potter: And the order to fap
Harry Potter: Half blood fap

And...

Harry Potter: And the deathly fap.
 

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Lord of the Faps?
<--
 

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fap city
friday night faps
kingdom of faps
12 angry faps
the usual faps
 

Lionheart

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On another very random note that came to my mind in the shower today: I personally do believe that "Clips or it didn't happen" should be the new "Pics or it didn't happen".

Think about it... technology enables us nowadays to pull our smartphones out at any time & film any shit we want. & if you're providing clips from what you claim then of course it did happen more on the "happening scale", than just simple pics.

Although pics are still good too, but clips will remain undisputed.

Yep :pokerface: That was all I guess. You may go back to whatever you were doing.

Hey, don't blame me! If I don't write something here every once in a while, this thread will disappear in the dungeons of FIF. God bless those days, when AUW was the thread with most posts on FIF.
 

Dylan

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Having a phone that's smarter than you.



:einstein:
 

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Yet on another note, how did Ireland play last night?

:troll:
 

Dylan

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Nokia 3310 can eat my SamHungLikeaHorse's dick.


Yet on another note, how did Ireland play last night?

:troll:

If I could find the Dino/Blackmore post I'd link it.

Iran NT isn't it? /argument.
 

Lionheart

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If I could find the Dino/Blackmore post I'd link it.

Iran NT isn't it? /argument.

Iran who? :yao: Like I'd give a fuck...

Solo Inter per me :proud:
 

Dylan

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Not giving a fuck about your NT?

That's cold man. . .

The feeling I got from Ireland merely reaching the Euro's was second only to winning the Treble.
 

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Not giving a fuck about your NT?

That's cold man. . .

I don't feel any particular bond between me & where I've been dropped into this world tbh. It's just some random place to me. It might have also been anywhere else tbh. It's fucked up I know, but it's just the way it is. Must have something to do with how I've grown up I guess. Some years there, some years here. I don't know where the fuck I belong to.

Any place I can breath its air is my home.
 
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