Saw this on the Fifa forum
Thought some of you would enjoy it too!
1. Alan Smith is ALWAYS looking forward to the game.
2. Martin Tyler WILL stop talking about an interesting fact to tell you that it IS in fact a goal kick.
3. Lukas Barrios is THE best player on the game.
4. Remy is close second...
5. You will NEVER take a "quick" throw-in.
6. If a player get's tapped slightly, he WILL do a back-flip.
7. Your first time will be so difficult, you will cry.
9. YOUR goalkeeper is the least aware player on the pitch.
10. The referee WILL make you angry (be sure to maintain a FIRM grip on your controller).
11. If a goal seems to good to be true, it's because it is and it's offside.
12. Arsenal do not function without Nasri and Fabregas.
13. You WILL lose to Borussia Dortmund at least 5 times.
14. You'll decide that you hate the new defending system, but will persevere knowing you only have a couple of weeks to your "full game" debut.
15. You will be that engulfed in FIFA 12 thoughts when reading this you will of not noticed there is no number 8.
16. You will of checked if "15" was true.
17. You will also have the thought about writing "haha, I noticed there was no number 8 and didn't need to check".
18. You will learn to love to hate FIFA 12, go back to 11, then decide that you want to try 12 again.
19. You WILL deep down enjoy FIFA 12, although you will make no secret that you are annoyed with it. This means excessive use of hateful and rude language, constant bursts of rage forcing you to stand up, and the odd bit of abuse hurled at the referee/linesman will be the usual.
20. You will say to your friends when seeing them next, FIFA 12 is going to be awesome.