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The Mandate of Heaven has passed from Lord Zhang. Let us welcome our faceless new corporate overlords. We aim to do our utmost to achieve maximum return on their investment, while also developing robust risk management and acting with the highest integrity.

You get: 1 Lautaro/Thuarm 3 Taremi 4 Arnautobitch 5 Correa

Burger? Chips?

Now that Cuntdrado has completed his struggle session / ritual humiliation, he is free to leave. We have rehabilitated him, and he can be safely released back into the community.

In time, you will call me “CEO”.

If you could handle Cuntdrado you can handle Taremi.

Let me assure you, friend, there is a non-zero percent chance we sign Zirkzee.

Top bearing in mind our financial sustainability.

“We dedicate this title to our President Steven Zhang, who is celebrating at a distance and couldn’t be here with us,” Lord Marotta.

This is why it’s good to have a 2 goal lead

Frattesi incoming

Pavard

Young Klassen warming up.

Yes Adli, let the hate consume you.

You are correct friend, however we have been aware of this from day one and have been feeding him false information.

We are open to a straight swap for de Vrij. If Skriniar is willing to reduce his wage demands, we will, with the greatest of mercy, offer him an escape route.

You misunderstand, we will extend to the 25/26 season, hopefully 26/27 also.

We will certainly extend Acerbi, if financially viable. He can be our new Kolarov.

For my ally is the Anti-Jinx, and a powerful ally it is.

On the contrary, whereas some clubs adopt a short term approach, we are modelled on the Chinese long term strategy. Steven has instilled in us a the sense that we think in terms of dynasties, or epochs. We patiently monitor players long enough until they are available on free transfers.