Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[brehme1989]

Zlatan is not playing, switching to something else

 

[Wobblz]

i am genuinely curious to see what a 38 year-old ibrahimovic can still do in Serie A. which will say as much about him as abnout the current state of Serie A.

He'll do fuck all is what I think he'll do. Probably will get injured and miss most games. I'll give him 2-3 wonder-goals but that's about it.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

i am genuinely curious to see what a 38 year-old ibrahimovic can still do in Serie A. which will say as much about him as abnout the current state of Serie A.

Whatever he does here I think he would do 2x at La Liga.

 

[Puma]

Who fuck'n cares about Zlatan? He stopped being relevant when he left Inter. Our incestuous cousins can have him.

FORZA INTER!

 

[brakbrak]

Two well taken goals but one was disallowed. Stopped liking this cunt the moment he moved to Milan but cant deny that hes still good. Perfect for milan,rich man's lukaku basically.

 

[ADRossi]

Beating Milan when he's in the squad just makes it more enjoyable.

 

[ath]

https://mobile.twitter.com/zorro270/status/1226678346819522560

The salt, oh the salt. I love it.

"Can this Inter win the scudetto ?".

 

[Batman]

He was so determined to score and win against us since 2011. I have no idea why but it makes him look stupid really.

 

[Nothing]

He was so determined to score and win against us since 2011. I have no idea why but it makes him look stupid really.

Maybe he's mad because we won treble after he left ?

I'm still curious about his argument with J.César in 2011, can anyone tell me what was this about ?

 

[brehme1989]

Maybe he's mad because we won treble after he left ?

I'm still curious about his argument with J.César in 2011, can anyone tell me what was this about ?

It was nothing.

Julio Cesar was like shoot the ball directly at me and then did that tongue thing. Zlatan was like I'm just gonna score.

It was a friendly-ish conversation during a big rival moment.

 

[ath]

Well, I read in France Football that after the 2009 season, Mourinho talked to Branca and said "I want a forward who doesn't need 10 occasions to score in big games", leading to us getting Milito and Eto'o.

This sentiment was shared among fans and analysts, this + the magnificient troll from Matrix "I just wanna thank Ibrahimovic, whithout him on the pitch we could never had defeated Barcelona". So he's kind of pissed.

We had real good players since his departure so we kind of just don't give a shit about him when Milan still act like he's some kind of a hero, so he's sensitive to this flow of love.

 

[brehme1989]

Materazzi and Zlatan never had a good relationship though.

Mourinho needed a striker back then and we bought Milito to play alongside Zlatan. We had Adriano on and off between Milano and Brazil, Julio Cruz on an expiring deal, Crespo almost ready to retire and an Obina that was never going to be an important asset for us. And a young Balotelli coming up.
We had to buy two strikers or promote Mario. So we did just that. Zlatan's sale enabled us to afford Sneijder instead of chase some Deco clone for a loan deal or whatever.

The only thing bitter Zlatan was about were the fans.

 

[ath]

I remember an interview after his departure to Barca where he said that he was relieved to leave the team because he was tired to do everything, and I remember Muntari replied something like "You were able to score that much because we were running for you".

 

[qb4ever_2k]

https://mobile.twitter.com/zorro270/status/1226678346819522560

The salt, oh the salt. I love it.

"Can this Inter win the scudetto ?".

Hope this wont become his excuse after bottling their rube match.

 

[BUCHROM]

So he was ironic with that huge kiss for the Inter Curva? (when he stops and his teammates come to celebrate).

 

[Big Willy]

Aside from his persona, Ibrahimovic is a class-A cunt. I couldn't care less about what he says about Inter, he should be worried about the anal edema he got from Lukaku's big dong last night.

 

[Il Drago]

I remember an interview after his departure to Barca where he said that he was relieved to leave the team because he was tired to do everything, and I remember Muntari replied something like "You were able to score that much because we were running for you".

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2859272/Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-told-Inter-won-t-win-without-went-win-treble.html

 

[brehme1989]

Ha, it was Zlatan vs Mourinho.

He told him you won't win anything without me and Mourinho told him "we're going to win everything". Probably other players and staff members were present there.

It's a half-joking, half-serious kind of conversation.

 

[Vintage]

Also IIRC his relationship with Curva Nord was not good. Can be seen in this match :

[youtube]dCAb0_bJ7D8[/youtube]

 

[Nothing]

Also IIRC his relationship with Curva Nord was not good. Can be seen in this match :

[youtube]dCAb0_bJ7D8[/youtube]

Is that Matrix who jumped on him ?