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Can we get Zlatan instead of Lukaku? 16 goals in 17 matches so far

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Enjoyed this app but the comment section is hilarious - Chuck Norris ain`t got shit on Zlatan. Sharing my selection, feel free to add:
Argentina has Messi. Brazil has Neymar. Zlatan has Sweden.
The day Zlatan was jogging outside, people named it Marathon.
I tried using 'Zlatan' as a password, but apparently it's 'too strong'.
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock.
When Zlatan left home as a teenager ' he turned to his father and said " you are the man of the house now".
Zlatan was once pulled over by a cop for speeding, he let the cop get away with a warning.
When Zlatan crosses the road cars look both ways.
Once Zlatan turned up late for work, everyone else was punished for arriving too early.
Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel.
When Zlatan lost his virginity, he won it back.
Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook.
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Zlatan once volleyed a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.
Zlatan dropped the apple on Newton's head.
Zlatan's parents used to sleep with him when they were scared.
Zlatan doesn't score lucky goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan.
Messi: I was sent by God to teach people football.
Ronaldo: No, God sent me.
Zlatan: I didn't send anybody.
Once Zlatan had to pee during a match so the referee stopped the game. We now call it as half-time.
Zlatan caught the flu once. But after a few hours, he decided to let it go.
Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.
The alphabet ended with Y before Zlatan was born.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
What does death say to Zlatan? “Not today.”
Once Zlatan had a race with time. Time is still running..
When Zlatan was a child the dark was afraid of him.
Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just known as The Islands.
Unicorns used to exist until Zlatan told them to eat more, they are now known as Rhinos. :trollol:
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live alone. His parents had to move to another house. :troll: