The bullshit thread

[Barellielo]

I stopped drinking coffee temporarily for health reasons and now I find it I have no mid-day sleepiness and my energy is much more consistent throughout the day, have no need to start drinking it again.
What I do miss is the joy of drinking coffee, and I can't find anything to replace it with.

decaf coffee maybe?

 

[nurko]

decaf coffee maybe?

That's a rare sight around here really. Yet to see a place that sells it

 

[nurko]

I get really bad headaches when I dont drink it and like pass out. I tried to stop drinking it but I pretty much only drink coffee and water and fresh squeezed orange juice. Stop drinking beer/soda a long long time ago(didnt make me any less fat tho)

It takes 4-5 days to get off of it. A bit of fortune for me was that I was stopping during ilness so headaches were managed by painkillers
Now one cup makes me jittery.

 

[Glass box]

That's a rare sight around here really. Yet to see a place that sells it

Buy a Nespresso machine and decaf capsules

 

[Black Knight]

What I do miss is the joy of drinking coffee, and I can't find anything to replace it with.

Have you tried heroin?

 

[Fitzy]

Here in Australia, we've just banned social media for kids under 16.

I would like to extend this to all ages. Fuck it off.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Here in Australia, we've just banned social media for kids under 16.

I would like to extend this to all ages. Fuck it off.

its not like they can just lie.... when you got the internet and the porn sites asked if you are 18 haha

my nephews have iPhones and until you are 13 you have a child account that is completely controlled by your parents once your bday passes that lock goes away.

 

[ADRossi]

its not like they can just lie.... when you got the internet and the porn sites asked if you are 18 haha

my nephews have iPhones and until you are 13 you have a child account that is completely controlled by your parents once your bday passes that lock goes away.

Some states in America require you to upload a copy of your driver's license to access those sites/prove your age. That's why a lot of companies just pulled out of the states entirely.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Some states in America require you to upload a copy of your driver's license to access those sites/prove your age. That's why a lot of companies just pulled out of the states entirely.

Haha

One of my former coworkers never got married dude makes a ton of money got snipped and exclusively smashes porn stars and only fan models… dudes also a big coke head

When I first started working at my first job he had a party with 4 porn stars attending haha it was fucking wild

 

[Barellielo]

Haha

One of my former coworkers never got married dude makes a ton of money got snipped and exclusively smashes porn stars and only fan models… dudes also a big coke head

When I first started working at my first job he had a party with 4 porn stars attending haha it was fucking wild

sounds sad man

Also when will people in west wake up and realise that "farmers" are not some impoverished group, but some of the most privileged both in wealth and how favorably they are treated from gov (with tax cuts and stupid high subsidies).

 

[Conan the Barbarian]

Please don't get me wrong ! I have no intention of upsetting anyone. I've been with nearly 20 hotties in the last 7 months in Nigeria. Nightclubs are my number 1 hunting ground. Every girl I ask about her profession says she is a hairdresser. I guess that's the polite way of saying "I'm a prostitute" in this country

 

[crzdcolombian]

Please don't get me wrong ! I have no intention of upsetting anyone. I've been with nearly 20 hotties in the last 7 months in Nigeria. Nightclubs are my number 1 hunting ground. Every girl I ask about her profession says she is a hairdresser. I guess that's the polite way of saying "I'm a prostitute" in this country

haha 20 in 7 months isnt that impressive to a person in the US that went to college

especially if you paid

College was pretty much a free pussy code in your 20s.... going to a bar/club isnt much harder.

then with Tinder/ other dating apps even easier.

20 also isnt that impressive if none are cute .... I had a friend who would hit double digits/maybe triple digits but he would fk anything that moved. Like 1 day he would bag a baddie that looked like a model the next he would be smashing a marshmallow

 

[wera]

I never slept with 20 women in 7 months, so I think that's impressive

American colleges just being a fuckfest would explain why so many people think Americans are dumb

 

[crzdcolombian]

I never slept with 20 women in 7 months, so I think that's impressive

American colleges just being a fuckfest would explain why so many people think Americans are dumb

haha .... I spent a summer in Europe, Korea.... and Japan between college years because my school was dumb and thought I was an international student they gave me international roommates . the numbers were high there too. (don't slut shame Americans)

Pretty much drunk people fk. Tho in the US was insanely easy pretty much a group of girls would hit you up to see if you wanted to drink that night or throw a little party. Regardless of the day just say yes, you are bound to smash one of them.

I mean I don't know how it is now that was 10 years ago everyone kind of fem now here or eating each others ass holes. Shit is wild. See on IG a super dope girl.... and it's like nope thats a dude !

 

[wera]

Not slut shaming anybody, I love sluts, I was a slut too at one point of time

What I meant is that if some colleges are so unserious, that might have other ramifications in the long run.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Not slut shaming anybody, I love sluts, I was a slut too at one point of time

What I meant is that if some colleges are so unserious, that might have other ramifications in the long run.

it does have ramifications. Most jobs dont need college degrees. Pre80s it was just hey I need a job give me one. A office would give you a shot. Now its hey go get a college degree and 6 years of experience in a relevant field to be given a shot

I was talking to someone during a holiday party. We talked about where we went to school. She said she never finished college and didnt want to. I was like yea... no worries you are already here. Finishing a degree will not net you a promotion nor will you get extra money.

I got my masters and barely got a hi five. I wouldn't waste my free time if I didnt need to get something that isnt worth anything. It's pretty much a ticket to be seen. You have already been seen and are already in the position. Why do more?

 

[Fitzy]

it does have ramifications. Most jobs dont need college degrees. Pre80s it was just hey I need a job give me one. A office would give you a shot. Now its hey go get a college degree and 6 years of experience in a relevant field to be given a shot

I was talking to someone during a holiday party. We talked about where we went to school. She said she never finished college and didnt want to. I was like yea... no worries you are already here. Finishing a degree will not net you a promotion nor will you get extra money.

I got my masters and barely got a hi five. I wouldn't waste my free time if I didnt need to get something that isnt worth anything. It's pretty much a ticket to be seen. You have already been seen and are already in the position. Why do more?

I want to be BCCd on your work emails for multiple reasons.

 

[Conan the Barbarian]

haha 20 in 7 months isnt that impressive to a person in the US that went to college

especially if you paid

College was pretty much a free pussy code in your 20s.... going to a bar/club isnt much harder.

then with Tinder/ other dating apps even easier.

20 also isnt that impressive if none are cute .... I had a friend who would hit double digits/maybe triple digits but he would fk anything that moved. Like 1 day he would bag a baddie that looked like a model the next he would be smashing a marshmallow

My hermano reaching triple digits even in 2 months is easy peasy here if you have a white skin. I'm white as milk but the problem is time. I'm in a construction business what is quite dangerous and I'm only avaliable on saturday nights. I can't go outside for other days. I can drink like a Russian which means I can't put myself in a danger for the next day. I look like a proper British football hooligan. I'am tall ,pretty white ,bald and have a beer belly which means I'am far from being handsome but it doesn't matter. Here in Nigeria if you are white you are already handsome for the ladies

 

[crzdcolombian]

haha I didnt sleep for like 4 years... women would knock on our door and go hey you guys parting tonight... I would be like sure... I just wouldn't drink on Sunday because I needed to sleep at some point more than 2-3 hours. Being drunk for 6 days in a row is rough

my liver is still recovering. Now I can't even sip booze or go straight to the bathroom. it fks up my stomach real bad

 

[Conan the Barbarian]

It's all about getting old. Just a couple of years a go I was able to drink a whole bottle of whiskey by myself. And mixing drinks like drinking whiskey and beer or vodka and beer etc. was never giving me problem for the next day. Nowadays I can't do that shit. My body gives me an alarm in everytime. I always adore people who can easly get drunk after 2 cans of beer. They're lucky mate ! Being a heavy weight about drinking alcohol isn't a good thing at all.