Tanner Tessmann

[IM21]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1808247679530721588

 

[Steevee]

Is there a more American sounding name?

Chad Hogan receives the ball from Tanner Tessmann...

 

[CafeCordoba]

Yeah, the name rocks big time.

 

[IM21]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1808250245090103607

 

[varmin]

He can stay even two seasons there.

 

[Il Drago]

If it's true agreement is at 1m per season then the rumors player was having crazy demands were utter bs. That would probably be lowest contract at Inter.

 

[DARi0]

Yeah but he won't even be a reserve here. We're probably just jumping on a reasonable American, to be in line with the new corporate policy.

Read couple of days ago that the player is unconvinced of playing another year at Venezia and is evaluating his options.

 

[Choppin Onions]

And he’s from Alabama. It couldn’t get more American y’all. It would be good for him to stay in Venice though. He’ll get lots of experience at the highest level.

 

[Broseph]

I doubt he would ever play much for Inter but maybe his bbq skills are top-notch

 

[Dave54]

I doubt he would ever play much for Inter but maybe his bbq skills are top-notch

Alabama pork bbq only)

 

[Kramerica Industries]

Is there a more American sounding name?

Chad Hogan receives the ball from Tanner Tessmann...

"Tanner Tessman" is the most aggressively American name I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Neroazzurr4]

I doubt he would ever play much for Inter but maybe his bbq skills are top-notch

You hurt Correa with this post.

 

[Corrode]

He can stay even two seasons there.

why should Inter pay 1 m/year just to let someone rot in other clubs bench for two seasons?

 

[Gal]

Oh come on guys we need a new waterboy now Klaassen is gone

 

[brehme1989]

And he’s from Alabama. It couldn’t get more American y’all.

Do we have a picture of his sis...em, wife...em, cousin?


Can't wait for Inter Media House spaghetti western series.

 

[RickyMaravilla'sRightFoot]

Do we have a picture of his sis...em, wife...em, cousin?


Can't wait for Inter Media House spaghetti western series.

Lol as if incest isn't prevalent in most parts of the world, especially prior to the 20th century... People just don't want to think about it and I don't blame them.

That being said, Alabama isn't particularly a place I think most people would want to be

 

[qb4ever_2k]

Is there a more American sounding name?

Chad Hogan receives the ball from Tanner Tessmann...

Now I've seen his face, I don't think you can look more American than this too

 

[crzdcolombian]

Now I've seen his face, I don't think you can look more American than this too

One of my coworkers last name is Savage

I asked her to please name her son Randy if she ever has one

 

[Kramerica Industries]

Lol as if incest isn't prevalent in most parts of the world, especially prior to the 20th century... People just don't want to think about it and I don't blame them.

That being said, Alabama isn't particularly a place I think most people would want to be

Perhaps very rudely, I tend to call Alabama and Mississippi "retarded cousins". I'm well aware the glass house I'm throwing those rocks from; break it and I might finally be forced to move somewhere better.

 

[Broseph]

Should’ve signed Klay Thompson instead