Nerazzurro Down Under

[Dylan]

Blackout drunk is a beautiful thing.... until the next day when your friends tell you what a knob you were. Or you get a text from the girl you're into saying "never contact me again" Ahhh memories.

I've taken to just deleting my texts and call log automatically when I wake up and act like it never happened. It's working well so far.

 

[Shaun]

Held in a sneeze last night and right away I felt a sharp pain in my throat. It fucking hurts every time I swallow now. I didn't even know that could happen. Of course I had jiu jitsu this morning so I had to tap every time they put even slight pressure on my wind-pipe

Long story short - Holding in a sneeze may result in death

 

[Raul Duke]

Long story short - Holding in a sneeze may result in death

Or jujitsu

 

[Universe]

Or jujitsu

I've taken to just deleting my texts and call log automatically when I wake up and act like it never happened. It's working well so far.

You're in de-Nyall.

 

[Shaun]

The Duke making a run at this year's humour award

 

[Marcello]

is hal still on here?

 

[Shaun]

Sporadically

 

[Fitzy]

From the evidence I have gathered, he's shifted his focus from FIF to Snapchat.

 

[Choppin Onions]

From the evidence I have gathered, he's shifted his focus from FIF to Snapchat.

Selfies with his abs highlighted I reckon. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I do the same.... except replace "abs" with "hairy arse"

 

[Universe]

Tomorrow night I'll be flying up to Brisbane and on Saturday, watching Australia vs Korea in the Asian Cup

Fitzy will be traveling up from Newcastle and I literally cracked up laughing when I found out that by hilarious coincidence we were so very close to inadvertently booking rooms at the same hotel fucken lol
however, due to my party bringing another member, we had too many people so my group found accommodation elsewhere. Or at least that's what I'm telling Fitzy.

After the match, it may be time for Unifitz III: Bris-bane of my existence. If I haven't died by the end of the night trying to match Fitzy drink for drink, or if I haven't killed Fitzy for being bad at pool, then I will let you ballsacks know how it went.

Another strip club where I'll blow hundreds on a petite blonde? Who knows what C-grade adventures await me in Brisbane. Seriously though, where's fucking snack-attack when you need him? Or RD or I4E for that matter.

 

[Shaun]

That's a lot of yao

 

[Universe]

Happy Birthday, Shaun.

 

[Shaun]

I like how you went to my bday thread and just thanked the post where SI wishes Armes a happy birthday

 

[I4E]

I like how you went to my bday thread and just thanked the post where SI wishes Armes a happy birthday

I like how you thanked everyone in your b'day thread, except me for prompting you to thank everyone.

:slick:


P.S. I haven't used 'slick' in a long time...

 

[Raul Duke]

Happy Birthday to all the relevant denizens of NDU

 

[I4E]

Hi Duke

 

[Raul Duke]

Yo. I hate going out on Friday nights. Give me a sixpack, a balcony and an ashtrays over any public place on a Friday night.

 

[Fitzy]

Fitzy will be traveling up from Newcastle

I've been here since Tuesday. Get your facts right you muppet.

Also, I've been fuckin' sick all week. Trust me to get sick when I'm away for work and can't take a sickie.

:slick:


P.S. I haven't used 'slick' in a long time...

It's definitely underrated.

 

[Universe]

Mate this place is shit. Shit and hot.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

I'm drunk. Is this Drake?