Interview with TheNetworkZ

[Fitzy]

As one of my mates always says: "The point is, there is no point".

 

[Fapuccino]

As one of my mates always says: "The point is, there is no point".

But isnt that a point in itself?

 

[Fitzy]

But isnt that a point in itself?

That's the point.

 

[Universe]

1. Who put the 'bomp' in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
2. Who put the 'ram' in the rama lama ding dong?
3. Who put the 'bop' in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
4. Who put the 'dip' in the dip da dip da dip?
5. Who was that man?

Ban.

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I like your answers networkz, you're a funny guy, that's why I'm going to kill you last.

Some questions:

- Fitzy seems like a nice guy, but I just don't see him in that way. I'm more of a Raul Duke kinda guy. How can I tell Fitzy without hurting his feelings?

- how many inter matches have you been to

- how old are you?

- how old is your sister? That's right.

- your most valuable possession? (I mean your most treasured material possession, not the highest monetary value or some nonsense like 'family' or 'friends' )

- favorite drink? (Choose from any beverage)

- favorite drank? (Choose from grape kool aid or 40oz) (sorry 4 racist)

- think of the girl you'd most like to bang in the world (presumably someone you won't realistically bang, someone unobtainable, like a supermodel or actress). Now, would you still go her, if she had one condition, which was that she got to bang you with a big strap-on? just for like 5 mins or so lel

- do you manscape? Be honest.

- do you think it is ever acceptable for a grown man to go to a cafe and order a sweet peach frappe? The answer is no.

 

[Dylan]

What happened to your Milan derby bet?

 

[wera]

People finally got some new questions in these threads.

That was my question.

 

[Shaun]

I always ask new questions.

 

[wera]

Question mark inserted here.

 

[Y&h]

Do you hate clowns?


This is the first of many question.. trust me.

 

[ADRossi]

- do you manscape? Be honest.

Seriously though, what Italians don't? :serious:

Guilty as charged.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

All the italians i came across with, none spoke or written so good gramatically like you.
And i've met a lot of them trough work and holidays.
So hats off to you.

And yeah, i share the ideea that Rome is a filthy shitty city.
So many gipsies and romanians that it felt like home, lol.

Where do you live now? Currently in a nice big Italian community near Toronto, Canada named Woodbridge.
Have you ever been to the USA? Sadly.
Do you like to play football? I'm so shit at it, plus it's hard to not actually use your strength to body someone off the ball.
If yes, what position suits you best? Left bench.
Do you share my ideea that if Chiellini played for Inter, he would be a fan favourite? I agree with this.

What is your stereotypical view of Scottish people, English people, Irish people and Welsh people

Scottish and Irish people are definitely my favourite of the 4. They always seem to be the nicest and I love their countries and hope to visit both someday. The English are the redneck hillbillies of Europe though, without a doubt. Welsh people are ight but can't string together an understandable sentence of English to save their lives. How do they understand each other?

My questions:

In which part of italy you life? When I used to live in Italy I lived in Cosenza, Calabria. Amantea to be exact. Although I do miss it and the weather, Canada is the best country to live in imo. I do go back every now and then to see family.


Favorite all time Italian player? Hard decision, but Materazzi came to mind right now so I'll pick him. He was supposed to be part of the Italy legends game in Toronto this summer and I was so excited to see him, then I found out he wasn't coming and was sad.

Favorite all time Italian player at Inter? I probably should have said Matrix for this one. Even though I've never seen him play, I've always admited Fachetti.

1. Who put the 'bomp' in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
2. Who put the 'ram' in the rama lama ding dong?
3. Who put the 'bop' in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
4. Who put the 'dip' in the dip da dip da dip?
5. Who was that man?

It was you Fitzy. All of it was you.

On which Network will Juventus Inter be streamed?

You can see anything you'd like on The Network babe

The red pill or the pupil?

The tylenol I'm currently shoving down my throat.

Who shot the sheriff, and why didn't they shoot the deputy?

Because he's a fucking baccala

I like your answers networkz, you're a funny guy, that's why I'm going to kill you last.

Some questions:

- Fitzy seems like a nice guy, but I just don't see him in that way. I'm more of a Raul Duke kinda guy. How can I tell Fitzy without hurting his feelings? Depending on how you would think he'd react, buy him something nice. A diamond ring, or even a pen cap perhaps.

- how many inter matches have you been to 0 sadly. Whenever I'm in iTaly it's in the summer or I'm not able to go.

- how old are you? eleventeen

- how old is your sister? That's right. I don't have a sister, although I do have a sister-in-law if you'd like.

- your most valuable possession? (I mean your most treasured material possession, not the highest monetary value or some nonsense like 'family' or 'friends' ) Maybe a few years ago I would have said one of my guitars are something, but I've bought and sold so many that I don't hold any sentimental value to them. I guess my Sheldon Cooper bobble head is cool.

- favorite drink? (Choose from any beverage) Root beer

- favorite drank? (Choose from grape kool aid or 40oz) (sorry 4 racist) pussy juice

- think of the girl you'd most like to bang in the world (presumably someone you won't realistically bang, someone unobtainable, like a supermodel or actress). Now, would you still go her, if she had one condition, which was that she got to bang you with a big strap-on? just for like 5 mins or so lel Is this before or after we had normal sex? Regardless my answer is yes even though it could be the longest 5 minutes of my life, but if it was before than I would take my built-up weeping tears and anger to plow her through the walls in a great session of sweaty human sex so hard my dick would be coming out of her mouth and make her scream for the orgasmic ecstasy that is TheNetworkZ.

- do you manscape? Be honest. I'm Italian. There's literally nothing I can do. Nothing.

- do you think it is ever acceptable for a grown man to go to a cafe and order a sweet peach frappe? The answer is no.
I'm glad there are people out there like you

What happened to your Milan derby bet?

We have yet to bring it up to each other.

Do you hate clowns?


This is the first of many question.. trust me.

I used to when I was a kid. Like horrified.

 

[wera]

I wish somebody gave me a pen cap.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

I'm on the toilet trying to sweat out a fever right now. Axe me some questions.

 

[Fitzy]

I'm on the toilet trying to sweat out a fever right now. Axe me some questions.

How long has it been since you've done a 'clean' poo?

 

[TheNetworkZ]

How long has it been since you've done a 'clean' poo?

A week ago today, yet I'm still going strong. I was excited two days ago though because I had a strong urge to go, and I was really looking forward to seeing a log or two. Sadly a swimming pool decided to empty itself out my ass.

 

[JJM]

want to join the thank coalition?! I'm looking for new recruits :closeenough:

 

[ElDuccio]

ah so you are this guy who invited me.. i feel like someone is thinking i post only to pick up some thanks

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:troll:

 

[TheNetworkZ]

want to join the thank coalition?! I'm looking for new recruits :closeenough:

No I'm not 12

 

[JJM]

so you two are saying that you don't like getting thanked...ok have it your way...:work:

 

[TheNetworkZ]

Italians get thanked by beautiful women from all over the world all the time. We don't need your pitiful thanks.