Interview with TheNetworkZ

Guney

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Sup fuckers. I had an interview but I guess you guys were to scared to ask questions or something, I dunno. So because FIF is the place full of tradition the personen who got interviewed, should interview another person aswell, and I asked my good friend Cleverbot for his mighty words of wisdom. He answered.
me:Who the fuck should i interview next.

Cleverbot:me.

me:No you fucking idiot i mean from forza inter forums.

cleverbot:Hahahah funny guy.

me:Kenny?

cleverbot:Not South Park lol, Soul Eater.

me:El doucheo?

cleverbot: Doctor, por que vostesamos ?

Me;How about Black Jesus

cleverbot:Negative.

Me:Networkz?

Cleverbot:Community.

Me:Is that a yes?

Cleverbot:Yes.

So one of the loved Italians here (fuck you elduccio<3) is gonna get interviewed.



What is your full name?

How long have you been an Inter fan?

When is your birthday?

Who is your favorite player?

What car do you drive?

What is your favorite dish?

Favorite Pokemanz?

choose 5 people from fif to get drunk with. No restrictions.

Hottest babe of the universe?

Favorite drink? Alcoholic.

favorite drink? Non alcoholic.

What do you think of the FIF youth project?

favorite tv show?

Favorite FIF poster?

Why does the avatar of Fitzy haunt me in my dreams?

Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mancini?

Why the scary avatars?

What teams other than Inter do you support?

What tits size do you prefer, Cup D or cub B?

More importantly, tits or ass?

If you were in a room with Mazzarri, Hitler, Gobbi, Berlusconi and the inventors of Croqs, and you had a baseball bat with 3 nails in it and you could hit somebody in the room 3 times, where would you hit Mazzarri? The bat can't kill anybody so don't worry moral warriors.

Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter from the season 2013-14.1



Describe the following videos using the name of an user of FIF

Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
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Analrapist
Blackmore
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Guneyinter
Universe
I4E
dnv
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
BzzLightyeaaaar
Dylan
Handoyo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Rollercoaster
Ana
Rasha
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
Pencilpal
Cal
Visca
Jmaster
Willy
Kato
JJM
Ed.
Kenny
Fapuccino
Michael
Wings
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
skeet
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn/Native
Alan
Black Jesus
Wallace
Y&h
E.J.'92
_OC_
.:42:.
MVD
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
 

ScottishInterista

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Its-about-damn-time-gif.gif
 

Sokrates

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Gasperini or Mazzarri? :trolldad:
 

wera

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Find something nice to say about me. I bet you can't.

Why do you think that HBO totally fucked the character of Tyrion Lannister, story wise?

Why do you think 2pac was paranoid?

What is the reason for Slovenia to have so many stupid, albeit educated people?

Why do you think MVD skips thanking my posts?

Why do you think people dislike the truth or different opinions, not being able to embrace the different point of views?

Why do you think people are still fighting in wars, especially America?

What is what makes your day? When do you feel completly yourself and carefree?

Why can't rich people help more in developing in poor countries?
 

JJM

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Riddle me this...
A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the rabbit, the carrots or the fox. How does he cross the river? (You can assume that the fox does not eat the rabbit if the man is present, you can also assume that the fox and the rabbit are not trying to escape and run away)
 

Dylan

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Riddle me this...
A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the rabbit, the carrots or the fox. How does he cross the river? (You can assume that the fox does not eat the rabbit if the man is present, you can also assume that the fox and the rabbit are not trying to escape and run away)

I have to question the raft that can carry a fox, a human and a rabbit but not a man holding some carrots.



Either way it's farmer takes rabbit to B. Leaves rabbit at B and goes back to A. Picks up carrots and goes back to B. Then goes back with the rabbit to A. Then he takes the wolf to B, leaving the rabbit by himself at A. Then he drops the wolf off with the carrots and goes back for the rabbit and brings him back.
 

JJM

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I have to question the raft that can carry a fox, a human and a rabbit but not a man holding some carrots.



Either way it's farmer takes rabbit to B. Leaves rabbit at B and goes back to A. Picks up carrots and goes back to B. Then goes back with the rabbit to A. Then he takes the wolf to B, leaving the rabbit by himself at A. Then he drops the wolf off with the carrots and goes back for the rabbit and brings him back.

I liked the part where the fox maggically transforms to a wolf...

but yeah though...

also I didn't know that you were NetworkZ also...strip him off his mod powers and ban him for a decade...double account spotted :troll:
 

Dylan

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The fox turned into a wolf when he saw my carrot carrying skills.
 

Shaun

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Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
\
Alan


BANNED :awyeah:


































my name isn't there :alone:
 

Dylan

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Describe Shaun using verbs only.
 

TheNetworkZ

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Sup fuckers. I had an interview but I guess you guys were to scared to ask questions or something, I dunno. So because FIF is the place full of tradition the personen who got interviewed, should interview another person aswell, and I asked my good friend Cleverbot for his mighty words of wisdom. He answered.


So one of the loved Italians here (fuck you elduccio<3) is gonna get interviewed.



What is your full name? My name is Christian. Maybe the rest will come out later.

How long have you been an Inter fan? 1 year.

When is your birthday? January 4th.

Who is your favorite player? Schweinsteiger

What car do you drive? 09 VW GTI. Want a Camaro though

What is your favorite dish? Gnocchi

Favorite Pokemanz? Gengar, Magneton, Weezing, Poliwrath to name a few.

choose 5 people from fif to get drunk with. No restrictions. Uni, Fitzy, Dylan, Guney (shh), and ADRossi

Hottest babe of the universe? Alison Brie. There's just something about her (besides her tits) that I love

Favorite drink? Alcoholic. Gin and Tonic

favorite drink? Non alcoholic. Root beer

What do you think of the FIF youth project? The younger the better :fap:

favorite tv show? Seinfeld

Favorite FIF poster? FIF Bot

Why does the avatar of Fitzy haunt me in my dreams? Damian Sandow is harmless

Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mancini? It's possible, but unlikely. I think we'll come close.

Why the scary avatars? When do I have scary avatars? :(

What teams other than Inter do you support? Just football? Only Inter, but there's something I like about Schalke.

What tits size do you prefer, Cup D or cub B? D. The fuck is a cub B?

More importantly, tits or ass? I'm full out Billy Gunn here, but every now and then I became a tit man for a good 5 minutes.

If you were in a room with Mazzarri, Hitler, Gobbi, Berlusconi and the inventors of Croqs, and you had a baseball bat with 3 nails in it and you could hit somebody in the room 3 times, where would you hit Mazzarri? The bat can't kill anybody so don't worry moral warriors. I would never hit Lord Mazzarri. How can you even think that?

Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter from the season 2013-14.1 No. Too much thinking.



Describe the following videos using the name of an user of FIF


Those are all you. Especially the porn one :lol:

Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
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Analrapist He can touch my bumbum any time
Blackmore Not black enough
N4L NFL
browha Benitez
Vasilios Greek
Pajo Too nice
Fitzy Not even drunk
Raul Duke Raul my dick
Guneyinter Kovacic
Universe Asian
I4E Benjamin Button?
dnv ???????????????
Lionheart Figo fucking sucks
Choppin' ONIOONNSSS
Dynasty what are you the Dynasty of?
BzzLightyeaaaar -_-
Dylan Literally the best Irish guy, but I've caught him on /sp/ before. Stop it Dylan.
Handoyo Hand;)yo
Stefan Steven
Devious The almighty
ADRossi Time to jinx another player? Lavezzi or RVP?
Snake Just another animal
Rollercoaster Can ride my rollercoaster
Ana HUH? Anal?
Rasha So jacked :fap:
crzdcolombian This would take more than a few words/emoticon
Sokrates Was once Devious
Nyall The negativity is real with this one
Pencilpal So fucking glad this prick is gone
Cal Why did you vote no?
Visca ;)
Jmaster Jack off master
Willy Is now big
Kato who?
JJM Icardi does not score
Ed. did he die?
Kenny You killed him...
Fapuccino One of my favourite posters
Michael Fix the fedenerazzurra twitter
Wings Love chicken wings
Cafe Cordoba 2serious
monster09 An Indian Man U fan. What else is new?
Batman I'm Batman
skeet skeetskeetskeet
PimpAin'tEasy Is now domesticated
Martijn/Native Loves Barca
Alan Allan
Black Jesus I bet he's not even black
Wallace Best poster every year
Y&h Yes
E.J.'92 WHO?!
_OC_ Thanks for thanking me
.:42:. WHO IS THIS
MVD Never seen this guy post
Mad Biscione My biscione is gentle...at first
Scottish One Not even Scottish

Now Guney, PM me the Devious nude you said you have

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Gasperini or Mazzarri? :trolldad:

Ranieri.

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Find something nice to say about me. I bet you can't.
I bet you have a big dick

Why do you think that HBO totally fucked the character of Tyrion Lannister, story wise?
I don't watch GoT

Why do you think 2pac was paranoid?
Because he was going to get shot

What is the reason for Slovenia to have so many stupid, albeit educated people?
It doesn't matter, because you make up for it all :lala:

Why do you think MVD skips thanking my posts?
He only likes true literature such as my posts.

Why do you think people dislike the truth or different opinions, not being able to embrace the different point of views?
Some people can't accept being wrong or find discomfort in those that are different than themselves.

Why do you think people are still fighting in wars, especially America?
Because people in this world are fucked up. If you really think about it..it's messed up. People are FUCKED.

What is what makes your day? When do you feel completly yourself and carefree?
Being home after a long day and relaxing.

Why can't rich people help more in developing in poor countries?
It's not their problem.

.

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Riddle me this...
A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the rabbit, the carrots or the fox. How does he cross the river? (You can assume that the fox does not eat the rabbit if the man is present, you can also assume that the fox and the rabbit are not trying to escape and run away)

He doesn't cross the river.
 

Dylan

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TheNetworkZ

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To be fair it was after the thrashing :lol: and I don't care for them, but I like picking them in FM or FIFA.
 

wera

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I likeyou, you do not watch GoT

Much love upon you


I do not have a big dick tho, i am white, remember?
 

Fapuccino

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Milan or Rome?

Montreal, Toronto or New York?

Mazzari or Gasperini?
 

TheNetworkZ

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Milan or Rome? Milan. Ever been to Rome? Gross.

Montreal, Toronto or New York? Always Toronto.

Mazzari or Gasperini?
Gasperini's Genoa > Mazzarri's Inter, but otherwise Mazzarri > Gasperini

.
 

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If all the players in our squad were locked in a room and forced to fight to the death who would die first, and who would come out victorious?

What country has the hottest chicks?

You've been told by the grim reaper or something similar that you're going to die soon, and that you have two choices. To live a year without functioning legs, or to live a week as you normally would. What do you choose?

Do you prefer watching rugby or football?

You can invite any three people in history to dinner and language isn't a barrier. Who do you choose?

What is the best and worst film you've ever watched

You can have any pet you want in full knowledge that it will never hurt you or anyone else without your permission. So a tiger or whatever and it'd be completely safe. What animal would you choose?

What superpower would you have if you could choose to have one?

Would you prefer to be a superhero, a supervillain , or an anti-hero

What is your biggest fear?

Pancakes or Bacon and eggs?

what was your favourite childhood cartoon?

You could punch anyone in face right now without any consequences. Who do you choose?

Who will end up being the better player - Icardi, Kovacic, or Juan Jesus?
 
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Is it true you banged Barbara Berlusconi?
 

Dylan

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What do you think my salary is on FIF for being a moderator?

How tough is it having an oral exam in your subjects?
 

Kakaroto

BLACK JESUS
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Black Jesus I bet he's not even black

Yo, I bet you not even Italian or Canadian.

What teams other than Inter do you support? Just football? Only Inter, but there's something I like about Schalke

Go away.

How nice is having free healthcare?
 
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