Interview with.....THE KING!

[blackmore]

my questions updated bro...post no.7.

answer at your own risk

 

[Mino]

 

[Big Willy]

Fuck funny shit

 

[Ana Banana]

Do you have any pet names [not King]? How did you get them?
Do you have any siblings?
Name 5 random objects in your bedroom.
Do you have posters up on your room walls?
Favorite colour?
Money not a deciding factor, where would you take me on vacation?
What are your major goals in life?
Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Which part of you that you hate the most?

 

[Lionheart]

Damn son, you're being lazy answering the questions! Hurry up before! AUW!!!

 

[DIN011]

I'll do after I get some sleep.

This is some serious Dr. Phil shit.

 

[Dylan]

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck could* chuck wood?

* Why the fuck isn't that WOULD instead of COULD, make it more confusing yet still make sense, shit I should spread the word.

 

[DIN011]

You know what, fuck sleep! I'll answer y'all questions now! AUW indeed.


Need to stop saying indeed. Hate that word.

 

[Dylan]

Need to stop saying indeed. Hate that word.

 

[DIN011]

k dino here we go.....since Hal went for the personal approach, imma go for the random shit!

AUW, homie!

Have u ever gone cow tipping?
Who hasn't?

Do you sing in the shower?
Yes...but I wouldn't call it singing tho. I scream a melody...like, kinda something or whatever.

Whats your fav midnight snack?
Anything that's eatable.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both. Fuck sharing.

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Depends. Like, I can go as far east as possible, but if I continue going east I'll end up west at the end...weird.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Nope. She done fucked, that's good enough for me.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
12:01, since the whole baby wasn't out. DUH.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs?He done stole em. Give a rabbit a basket and you goddamn know how shit will end up.

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Real question should be; FUCK YOU LISTENING TO FERGIE FOR?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If it were up to me, yes.

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Toilet. Paper. Look it up.




ON TO THE NEXT ONE. I'll end up having 6 multiple posts. FAUWck.

 

[DIN011]

When was your first time?

(when you saw an Inter match...) ;)

Damn...I don't know. Like 2002 I think.

Do you have any pet names [not King]? How did you get them?

Nah...they did make fun of my name, though. Since Dino was flinstones...dog-dinosaur, so they all went like "WHERE'S FRED"? or some shit.

Do you have any siblings?
One younger brother, Nino. I know, I know...Dino & Nino haha.

Name 5 random objects in your bedroom.
TV, PS3, Computer, Bed, Dil....eeh, DILL. I grow em.

Do you have posters up on your room walls?
Yes. Some Inter posters.

Favorite colour?
Black & Blue... surprise, surprise.

Money not a deciding factor, where would you take me on vacation?
Australia.

What are your major goals in life?
To...not die.

Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Australia.

Or New York.

Which part of you that you hate the most?
My hat. That hatter always hat.

 

[Mino]

WTF is AUW ???

 

[DIN011]

Describe each one of these people in 3 words.

You know what? FUCK 3 words. I'll make essays of that shit.

Anon - Sneijder wannabe who's scored less goals and assisted less than me...and I've been lagging for the most part! Love you tho, you're funny. AUW
Ana - Sweet gal lol, who only says she's with you so she can be in AUW crew. I know what's going on. Has a strange relationship with Nathy.
Irish - Dude's funny. Probably drunk posting, but who cares?
blackotelli - Me & him are pioneers of this AUW shit. Like we said last night, the forum was dead until we brought it back AUW! Love this dude, no homo. Need his name.
dyna27 - Kinda weird humor. He's nice tho.
Dino - Man FUCK this dude! Thanks to him, I wasn't able to change my name into that. Fucking cunt never posts anyway.
Suneet - Han's lover. Funny for the most part.
Han - "Most important member"...yeah. That's good enough.
Cafe - Easy to copy. "FUCKINGLY FUCK FUCK!"
Stefan - Started bringing lulz lately...getting away from that most serious award. Just kinda. He'll still end up winning it tho.
coasterfreek - Loves his sports.
Beezdick (nickster) - Dude's too nice.
Luka - ps. Man, FUCK Luka. pps. Nah, I'm just kidding. ppps. Man, FUCK Benitez.
Hamed - Who is this? I don't even...
InterKom - I don't even...
AntonTheGreat - Is great, but I'm the king. Senior shoutbox shit. Funny dude, always blazed.
Nyall - Passionate dude. Fooled us, had us all thinking he had PS3, bout to put him on FIFAUW...:|
WillyJ - WILLIAM! Plays for the team. Doesn't really post much.
cloudq - His puns suck! (shout out there, Ricky)
Vasilios - One word is enough: VAAAAAAAAAAAASIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandro - Huh?
Jimmy - Told you Chivu can play CB.
Katie - Rocking that PS3 shit. Really, she got mad trophies.
Ehsan - Scared the shit outta me when he went in on that Spibbly dude. Dude's a genius.
Perika - Keep doing your thing, Zoran...hatters will always...hat.
Azzkikr - Thinks he kicks "azz", but he really does not. Ok, maybe at times. Needs to loosen up.
Jacquez - Azz's sidekick...kinda. Says he hates...or, well, dislikes the dude, but he likes him. I see that.
Universe - Funny dude. Like him. Can be a bet too mean tho. Not that I care. Just saying.
Sid - :boogy::drool::finger:arty::flirt::smileani::angel::thumbsup::star::teeth:
Alex de large - Heartless.
N4l - Mr. Always Right.
Huz - Decent enough English, why he saying sorry?
Yourself - King.



DAMN, SON!? No Leo?

 

[DIN011]

Have you seen the movie yet? It's crazy.

 

[Ana Banana]

Do you have any siblings?
One younger brother, Nino. I know, I know...Dino & Nino haha.


Money not a deciding factor, where would you take me on vacation?
Australia.
Good answer

What are your major goals in life?
To...not die.
Good luck! Haha!

Ana - Sweet gal lol, who only says she's with you so she can be in AUW crew. I know what's going on.

I've said no such thing, babe, don't believe him. B inducted me into AUW, actually; and I suppose it's more thanks to my Leo or quite possibly my too-forgiving attitude see below.

Lionheart
Damn! How about I go to the kitchen & make a nice Rigatoni Pomodoro e Mozzarella for you, & believe me I'm good at it!!! Would that make it all good?
ana
... how about you go to the kitchen and stay there til I tell you to come out, hmm?
Lionheart
WOW!!! Owned!
ana
Ha
Aw. I can't stay mad at you, my Leo. I don't know why. Maybe because you share my love for Figo. Though yours is a bit more... known
Lionheart
Now if that ain't some serious AUW I don't know what is :boogy:
blackmore
ITS OFFICIAL....
ana newwst member of AUW(bout time we got a chick in...shit was starting to get a little hal around here)

I didn't know my babe back then, either. Awesome, reading back on it.

Has a strange relationship with Nathy.

Hey, blame [or thank?] Vito.

More questions;
Describe the last dream you can remember.
Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving?
Strangest talent you have?
Have you ever been tied up?
Who is the last person you think about before you go to sleep, generally?
Do you handle alcohol well?

 

[DIN011]

Provide a caption or story to each one of these photos.

You could've given me funnier ones. :|

Mou: Damn, never realized how big it was
Maicon: But you complimented me in the showers...you said I was the biggest.
Mou: I never looked at it...AND I said you were the BEST. Maicon with the :O face

Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a wasp.
It's mission in nature is
to fuck shit up wherever it goes.

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.
it is a motherfucking wasp
You cannot battle the wasp.
The wasp is never alone.
It's always accompanied with other, even more evil and violent wasps.
When you see a wasp, do you know what to do?
You sit right there, chill the fuck out, and hope that you're not on it's list of things that needs fucking up.

The real reason the nose left. Dude was getting bullied...EVEN HAL WAS LAUGHING AT HIM! (Ricky)

"and so she was like "I don't want to suck your dick BWAHAHAHAHHA"
"haha, Blackmore..."

FIFAUW make their first substituiton! Out goes Ahmed, and here comes WillyJofre

Seamen...Seaman. Haha, Dylan.

Is that Black? Before he moved to FIFAUW? DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. No wonder he's so secretive.

Can you do that on FIFA?

ROFLAMOS!

 

[dynasty27]

if you were an Inter player, which position would you prefer?

If you were a famous publicity person which headline would you like to read about yourself?

Chicken wings or Chicken nuggets?

Blonde or brunette?

Tell us why you couldn't attend the Lupe concert in Sweden.

 

[Dylan]

FIFAUW make their first substituiton! Out goes Ahmed, and here comes WillyJofre

2nd one,

But how did you not work ''Seaman'' into that porno one?!

Dude's funny Probably posts drunk

Of course not :|

 

[DIN011]

More questions;

You should become a journalist!

Describe the last dream you can remember.
This girl in my class trolled us on FB, said we never had Math class. I had nightmares of having math class.

We ended up having math class.

Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving?
Sky diving. Seems...safer.

Strangest talent you have?
I can talk insanely fast.

Have you ever been tied up?
Not yet.

Who is the last person you think about before you go to sleep, generally?
AUW crew!

Do you handle alcohol well?
Not a fan...don't like the taste. But, yeah, I can handle it.

 

[DIN011]

But how did you not work ''Seaman'' into that porno one?!|

Might be because I don't watch porn?