Interview with Stefan

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Considering that he won the poll like 2 weeks back, I decided that some one should finally make the thread for the Golden boy of Forza Inter forums.

Also considering that we no longer deem it necessary to ask for interviewee's permission, I am gonna shoot straight ahead with the questions.

Q- How do you pronounce your name, is it in an American way Stefan, or the European one Stephaan?

Q- Where in South Africa are you from?

Q- Your field of study? And are you working these days?

Q-Why was the last time you laughed, or even smiled about anything?

Q- I am gonna send you 2 grams of weed. Can I have your address?

Q- Considering your Mourinho fetish, do strict disciplinarians turn you on?

Q- your favourite sexual fetish?

Q- Do you agree with Niche's theory on existentialism or Plato's theory on metaphysics?

Q- Do you think that the opposition in Ecuador is underrepresented?

Q- What's your strategy to pick up chicks?

Q- Has any girl ever told you, that you are boring her to death, or are you too much of a man in bed, to let that happen?

Q- Your first time? Or is it to be decided in the future?

Thats all I can think of right now, more questions later.

 

[snake]

guys.

stefan's intervirw can be summed up in one video, more specifically one line. (its more to the end of the video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

 

[Choppin Onions]

lol you guys are harsh... but seriously, are you a robot stefan? And in there any possible way you can hook me up with a robot chick with all the human female anatomy? I'm actually tired of listening to women speak so if I could find one that just shuts up and goes through the motions in bed, I'll be relatively happy. PM me if it's doable

1) Was going the Meazza the best experience of your life? What were the toilets like?

2) Are you South African or you just studying there?

3) I read SA has the highest rape rate and the 2nd highest murder rate. Have you ever been raped or have you murdered anyone?

4) You ever get so loaded you don't remember the night before or how XXL panties got on your bed?

5) What do you do in your spare time?

6) Would you ever grow a mustache?

7) What do you think awaits you after death?

 

[minterke]

Do South Africans call you "white devil" ?

 

[Stefan]

Considering that he won the poll like 2 weeks back, I decided that some one should finally make the thread for the Golden boy of Forza Inter forums.

Also considering that we no longer deem it necessary to ask for interviewee's permission, I am gonna shoot straight ahead with the questions.

Q- How do you pronounce your name, is it in an American way Stefan, or the European one Stephaan?

Q- Where in South Africa are you from?

Q- Your field of study? And are you working these days?

Q-Why was the last time you laughed, or even smiled about anything?

Q- I am gonna send you 2 grams of weed. Can I have your address?

Q- Considering your Mourinho fetish, do strict disciplinarians turn you on?

Q- your favourite sexual fetish?

Q- Do you agree with Niche's theory on existentialism or Plato's theory on metaphysics?

Q- Do you think that the opposition in Ecuador is underrepresented?

Q- What's your strategy to pick up chicks?

Q- Has any girl ever told you, that you are boring her to death, or are you too much of a man in bed, to let that happen?

Q- Your first time? Or is it to be decided in the future?

Thats all I can think of right now, more questions later.

Q American Stefan
Q Pretoria, forgot to read my info Shaz?
Q I finished my Bcom in Entrepreneurship and am currently doing my honours in business management. Will probably do my master's in international business management. Just started this week working at one of the major retail stores here in SA. It sucks at the moment cause you have to start at the bottom. I hate being a till operator.
Q When I read Steve Mclown got linked to Inter. Seeing Cesar going to milan was also funny. I also laughed when Ronaldo got hurt, yeah I know I have a twisted evil mind.
Q No
Q No
Q Not particular
Q I don't know physics
Q Don't follow equadorian politics
Q I don't have one yet.
Q Yes plenty of times. Unless you are a rugby player in this town you are boring.
Q In the future.

lol you guys are harsh... but seriously, are you a robot stefan? And in there any possible way you can hook me up with a robot chick with all the human female anatomy? I'm actually tired of listening to women speak so if I could find one that just shuts up and goes through the motions in bed, I'll be relatively happy. PM me if it's doable

1) Was going the Meazza the best experience of your life? What were the toilets like?

2) Are you South African or you just studying there?

3) I read SA has the highest rape rate and the 2nd highest murder rate. Have you ever been raped or have you murdered anyone?

4) You ever get so loaded you don't remember the night before or how XXL panties got on your bed?

5) What do you do in your spare time?

6) Would you ever grow a mustache?

7) What do you think awaits you after death?

Not a robot.

1. Best experience ever. Toilets are crap. The toilets at school were better and that's not saying much because they were crap as well.
2. South African for now. But planning to leave for England as soon as I get enough points for the highly skilled immigrant program
3.No. But I was held up in my own home. Me,my brother and house assitent were locked in the toilet. They took only the jewelery and 3 cellphones. The thugs had followed my mom back from the shops.
4. No man. I am a teetotaller and don't do drugs.
5. Watch movies,watch inter, play computer games and go out with friends.
6. No it looks too creepy for me.
7. I have no idea. A Guess: Living life in moratti's mansion.

Do South Africans call you "white devil" ?

Nope but one lady in a shop called my brother a white dog when we were very young. He by mistake walked across were she was cleaning.

 

[Pulsar36]

Okay where do you get all your information from? Are you connnected?

 

[Stefan]

Okay where do you get all your information from? Are you connnected?

If your talking about my info of jose joining moratti,oriali and branca for the chat at the gay club in milano. I must confess my source was Shaz.

He told me mancini wanted to go as well but massimo told him he isn't invited.

But seriously I just read a lot of different sites.

 

[Handoyo]

1. How old are you?
2. Tell me a little bit about South African cuisine. What's your favorite?
3. Is going to South African for holiday a good idea? Do they do load shedding in hotels too?
4. Do you think you'll eventually get to host the WC? (I mean, I've heard reports of difficulties to do that)
5. Are you related to fellow robot Marcello?

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

I don't know physics

LOL. I seriously thought you would know this.
Meta physics is not physics, its philosophy. Meta means outside, so metaphysics basically means outside physics i.e. outside reasoning. How do I know this, I met this philosphy chick a couple of years back, and well with chicks, you gotta let them talk. 2 Hours in, I decided nothing was worth it.

In the future.
.

OMG!!!!!!!.
Stefan man, you gotta come to Toronto man. You have that innocent good boy thing going, I can work it to your advantage. If not, I even know a couple of cougars, they love popping cherries. If that doesnt work out, I'll just take you to a whore.


K, few more questions.

Q-1. Do you drink, at all?

Q-2. Tutto sports just fired their editor in chief. They wanted me to tell you, they were pretty impressed with your work around this forum, and are offering you 80Ks/year to join them. Are you intrested?

Q-3. Do you have any female friends? Are any of them FILFS?

Q-4. You are 30 years old, and have become the captain of the South African cricket team, its Pak vs S.Africa in a world cup final, and I come along with Adriana Lima, promising you the best BJ from her, if you promise to throw the game away. Will you do it? Also lets assume your good boy charm hasnt worked out.

Q-5. Are you by any chance gay? Or are their chances that you might be gay in the future? Do you sometimes think, what it would be like, to be with a guy?

Q-6 How many times in a week do you whack off? And I want the truth. Swear on Gary Kristen, that you are gonna tell me the truth.

Q-7. Why do you plan to go to England? Have you thought about coming to N.America instead? You wont feel like killing any other person you meet, with a gay whiny accent.

Q-8. What do you do for fun?

Q-9. I am planning to start a business. Will you be my business partner? Okay its a massage parlour, Han is also there, because of his Chinese connections.

Q-10. Whats your favourite type of porn?

Q-11. I have been whacking off to Kallis's girl friend for quite a while, but I cant find any new pics of her online. Can you PM me a collection of all the S.African player's wives?

Q-12 How is the economic situation in S.Africa like?

Q-13. Is racism still evident in S.Africa? And to what extent? Are the equal opportunities for both races over there, or not?

Q-14. Are there any good S.African TV shows? CAn you recommend any?

 

[Stefan]

LOL. I seriously thought you would know this.
Meta physics is not physics, its philosophy. Meta means outside, so metaphysics basically means outside physics i.e. outside reasoning. How do I know this, I met this philosphy chick a couple of years back, and well with chicks, you gotta let them talk. 2 Hours in, I decided nothing was worth it.



OMG!!!!!!!.
Stefan man, you gotta come to Toronto man. You have that innocent good boy thing going, I can work it to your advantage. If not, I even know a couple of cougars, they love popping cherries. If that doesnt work out, I'll just take you to a whore.


K, few more questions.

Q-1. Do you drink, at all?

Q-2. Tutto sports just fired their editor in chief. They wanted me to tell you, they were pretty impressed with your work around this forum, and are offering you 80Ks/year to join them. Are you intrested?

Q-3. Do you have any female friends? Are any of them FILFS?

Q-4. You are 30 years old, and have become the captain of the South African cricket team, its Pak vs S.Africa in a world cup final, and I come along with Adriana Lima, promising you the best BJ from her, if you promise to throw the game away. Will you do it? Also lets assume your good boy charm hasnt worked out.

Q-5. Are you by any chance gay? Or are their chances that you might be gay in the future? Do you sometimes think, what it would be like, to be with a guy?

Q-6 How many times in a week do you whack off? And I want the truth. Swear on Gary Kristen, that you are gonna tell me the truth.

Q-7. Why do you plan to go to England? Have you thought about coming to N.America instead? You wont feel like killing any other person you meet, with a gay whiny accent.

Q-8. What do you do for fun?

Q-9. I am planning to start a business. Will you be my business partner? Okay its a massage parlour, Han is also there, because of his Chinese connections.

Q-10. Whats your favourite type of porn?

Q-11. I have been whacking off to Kallis's girl friend for quite a while, but I cant find any new pics of her online. Can you PM me a collection of all the S.African player's wives?

Q-12 How is the economic situation in S.Africa like?

Q-13. Is racism still evident in S.Africa? And to what extent? Are the equal opportunities for both races over there, or not?

Q-14. Are there any good S.African TV shows? CAn you recommend any?

Q1. If you mean alcohol no. I am a teetotaller. I don't even drink a drop.
Q2 Only if I get to turn them into a pro Inter paper.
Q3 I have some. Don't what FILFS mean.
Q 4 No.
Q5 No, no chance.
Q6 Once a day.
Q 7 England is the closest place to Milan were English is the first language. I can go and watch Inter without paying a shit load of money on plane tickets. Also being an EU citizen after living long enough in the UK I can retire to Milano after I make my millions. The USA will never do it for me, can't stand the republicans and their conservatism.
Q 8 I believe this was asked before. I watch inter, got to the movies, play computer games and hang out with friends.
Q 9 Shaz I am not going to help you set up your porn ring or drug corner shop.
Q 10 I don't even know the different types.
Q 11 Which one he has had a few.
Q 12 Crap at the moment like the rest of the world. Oil pricing is through the roof, repo rate is going up
Q 13. Racism is still alive. a White shot a whole squatter camp of blacks early this year. And there's legal discrimination against white men. It's very hard to get a job because companies have to fill a certain amount of posts for affirmative action employees. Everyone except white mean qualify.
Q14. None they all suck.

1. How old are you?
2. Tell me a little bit about South African cuisine. What's your favorite?
3. Is going to South African for holiday a good idea? Do they do load shedding in hotels too?
4. Do you think you'll eventually get to host the WC? (I mean, I've heard reports of difficulties to do that)
5. Are you related to fellow robot Marcello?

1.23, 24 in July.
2. I prefer Italian food so I rarely eat South African food. a Braai is quite nice. That's barbeque for those who don't Afrikaans. a Steak with chips is always good.
3. The 5 star hotels have generators so if your a rich bastard you will be fine else camp outside parliament they don't get loadshedded.
4.Yes we will but expect a world cup like the previous 2. The stadiums will be fine but transport and infrastructure is very poor. I advise if your coming to rent your own car.
5.No.

 

[Pulsar36]

Stefan:

1) What are your views on the power problems hitting South Africa and its untimely impact on feeding the commodity craze due to the shutdown of power sources for big mining companies, especially for platinum?

2) Will Impala Platinum be taken over? If so what price do you feel will be paid for it by one of the bigger mining companies.

3) Is the commodity boom bringing good fortune to the South African people or is it filtering out at the top wealthy classes? What is the impact on GDP and public spending?

4) The rand has taken a hit in recent months due to the instability of South Africa's fiscal situation. Do you see this continuing?

 

[Handoyo]

lol Pulsar, where do you work?

 

[Stefan]

Stefan:

1) What are your views on the power problems hitting South Africa and its untimely impact on feeding the commodity craze due to the shutdown of power sources for big mining companies, especially for platinum?

2) Will Impala Platinum be taken over? If so what price do you feel will be paid for it by one of the bigger mining companies.

3) Is the commodity boom bringing good fortune to the South African people or is it filtering out at the top wealthy classes? What is the impact on GDP and public spending?

4) The rand has taken a hit in recent months due to the instability of South Africa's fiscal situation. Do you see this continuing?

Not really into stock or commodities so this will be difficult but I will try to answer.

1. It's bad and it will have an impact for a long time. They say till 2013 but we know this is Africa and they are always behind schedule so probably 2020 before things return to normal.

2. No Idea I don't follow the Impala situation.

3. It's helping the rich and the middle class but not the ordinary poor South African. Most of the poor don't even know what the stock exchange is. Most of the poor never went to school or if they did dropped out at standard 4. So that wouldn't help them.

4. Most likely yes, the rand has weakened because of the power cuts, the global recession and the uncertainty over the next SA president. With nobody sure if Zuma will go to jail on the corruption charge concerning the arms deal no one can guarantee that he will be the next president. He doesn't have a real plan for the economy either.

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

lol Pravesh were you being sarcastic with your post? I really couldnt tell.

 

[Stefan]

lol Pravesh were you being sarcastic with your post? I really couldnt tell.

Shaz you should stay of the weed. Pravesh hasn't posted in this thread.

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Ahh Pulsar, Pravesh, never really knew the difference. All of you Indians people are same to me anyways.

 

[Pulsar36]

Stefan thanks for the responses. Such a shame at the huge income inequality in your country, hopefully it gets better.

 

[rockball]

Q-4. You are 30 years old, and have become the captain of the South African cricket team, its Pak vs S.Africa in a world cup final, and I come along with Adriana Lima, promising you the best BJ from her, if you promise to throw the game away. Will you do it? Also lets assume your good boy charm hasnt worked out.

NO

Didn't expect this from Stefan. You never seemed to care much for your country.

 

[Stefan]

Didn't expect this from Stefan. You never seemed to care much for your country.

It has nothing to do with country. A.Lima isn't hot for me. Now if shaz had instead thrown in a hot blonde model, the answer would have been different.

 

[Enricos]

It has nothing to do with country. A.Lima isn't hot for me. Now if shaz had instead thrown in a hot blonde model, the answer would have been different.

My first contribution in the interviews, but you are the very first person to say A. Lima isn't hot

It's gotta be you...