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Justin Beiber or One Direction?
 

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-2= What is the question that you wanted to be asked but not yet to be asked and you want to ask it to yourself or imagine me asking it and then answer it (dick size not included).

01+ Which would you prefer, Inter making a historic come back vs Tottenham then to lose and get knocked out in the next stage from Benfica, or that Inter loses to Tottenham anyway and concentrate on 3rd place in the league which they eventually dont reach it? please specify the reasons for your choices with the amount of trolling pain.

489_-^ Give me one good reason why would Inter not sake Strama already so Browha and N4L would be content and stop giving us headaches about how bad Strama is? In other word, do you think that Moratti is a massive troll?

666*< If you`re about to get a threesome with Emma Watson and Gemma Arterton, please mention the positions you`ll use and which one would you prefer sucking your dick and which would you anal rape? (illustrative pics allowed).
 

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6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise - Pop, R&B, gosspel and Bon Jovi
Boy, that escalated quickly

Justin Beiber or One Direction?

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Let me ask something: So, y'all actually think my username is related with my penis, or penises in general? Christ :lol:

Couple of years ago, my name on Facebook was Willy, instead of William, thank god I changed it before I registered here.
 

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aww thanks :D

but Shakira is actually a madridista :lol:

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If not Inter, who would you support?

Perhaps Fiorentina. I've always liked the way that borussia mönchengladbach flows off the tongue. The fact that I'd have to google how to spell it for the first 20 or so times might make things difficult though
 

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Let me ask something: So, y'all actually think my username is related with my penis, or penises in general? Christ :lol:

Couple of years ago, my name on Facebook was Willy, instead of William, thank god I changed it before I registered here.

NO,no...what? I thought your name was Dick! :troll:
 

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Y&H - what the fuck is up with the question that is going to take an hour to answer? Superpowers and pictures for 40 or so people? Jesus.

I don't mind too much, but you could have made the list a little more selective
 

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Y&H - what the fuck is up with the question that is going to take an hour to answer? Superpowers and pictures for 40 or so people? Jesus.

I don't mind too much, but you could have made the list a little more selective

As your attorney I advise you not to answer those question.
 

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Y&H - what the fuck is up with the question that is going to take an hour to answer? Superpowers and pictures for 40 or so people? Jesus.

I don't mind too much, but you could have made the list a little more selective

Can't be that hard. Let's see, dynastys superpowers would be to talk indecipherable nonsense until people lost their minds, analrapists powers are self explanatory, brad would have the power to change his enemies to children - then have sex with them.

Actually it is quite hard.
 

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Please answer Y&h questions since its the first time ive been mentioned :dino:
 

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Any specific meals or foods you like?
 

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Y&H - what the fuck is up with the question that is going to take an hour to answer? Superpowers and pictures for 40 or so people? Jesus.

I don't mind too much, but you could have made the list a little more selective


Hmm... OK, no pictures... just names.
 

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Can't be that hard. Let's see, dynastys superpowers would be to talk indecipherable nonsense until people lost their minds, analrapists powers are self explanatory, brad would have the power to change his enemies to children - then have sex with them.

Actually it is quite hard.

I like how I get painted with the pedophile brush :lol: It's wrong but amusing at the same time.


Shaun: what is your opinion on manscaping? Would you do it if a girl asked you or do you prefer to keep the au naturel look when it comes to your hairier regions?
 

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Please answer Y&h questions since its the first time ive been mentioned :dino:

I've been writing an answer to it for the last two hours. I deleted it when I was almost done about an hour ago. It's difficult though. Especially since I have no idea who people like .:42:. are.

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I like how I get painted with the pedophile brush :lol: It's wrong but amusing at the same time.


Shaun: what is your opinion on manscaping? Would you do it if a girl asked you or do you prefer to keep the au naturel look when it comes to your hairier regions?

Attack that shit with garden scissors if you have to. Get creative. Mow strips, crop circles. In a perfect world you would shape it into the emoticon that would best suit you. For example you should probably shape it into a pedobear.

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If the following names where to have superpowers, what would they be? Also, what new names will you give each of our heroes?

Dyntertainmet - Annoyingnameman - By looking at people he would instantly make them believe their name is something different and more annoying
Analrapist - Same name, he anally rapes with his mind
Blackmore - Same name, turns every person who lays eyes on him black without increased penis or butt size.
N4l - Sphinx - He blows sand out of all of his orifices
Browha - Article - wears some contraption which allows him to overload peoples minds with articles until their mind can no longer handle it
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos - Same name, takes away other people's superpowers
Pajo - Superjo - superman like powers. Ninuk and Neon Blade are his kryptonite
Fitzy - Fiztroid - he has steroids and alcohol for blood which allows him to big super strong, amusing, yet unable to walk straight and is often emotional.
Raul Duke - Same name, is made out of the same leather as a cricket ball. You wouldn't want to be hit in the nuts by him
Universe - He's just like Mr. Manhattan and so he can literally do anything he wants apart from the fact that he cannot make his penis bigger
Lionheart - Same name. Part man - part lion
Devious - assman - the ability to augment asses with mind
Snake - Same name, has a snake for a penis.
Roller coaster - Same name, can run up walls and upside down for short periods if he has momentum
crzdcolombian - The Colombian - hisbody was infused copious amounts of Cocaine at birth which allows him to never sleep, never get tired, and always have a big ego
Sokrates - The power to turn people to Greek statues by touch but can never wear clothes himself
Nyall - luckman - Basically like a leprechaun but with inter wins rather than gold
Willy - turns everything inro phalluses
Kato - turns phalluses....wait. Can break hearts with her soul
ninuk - 'Disagreement' - turns everything he sees to frappuccinos and/or an argument
Michael - Thankman - Forces anyone who comes across him to do nothing but thank him
Cafe Cordoba - Moderator - The power to moderate
Batman - The power to be Robin's bitch
KevinB - Musclesfrombrussels - Very strong despite not having any muscles
skeet - has wheels for legs and shoots bullets from his orifices
spork - Sporks for arms and legs
JJM - juggernaut-jelly-monster - the more momentum he has the softer he gets
Pimp - The power to make any women become a hooker
Ed. - Erectile dysfunction - if he looks at your penis you'll never get it up every again
Martijn - Dutch - the power to turn dykes to dikes or vice versa
Wallace - The power to live in both NZ and Brazil simultaneously
Y&h - Yachtharp - Floats, wind propelled, and plays beautiful music which makes girls fall in love with him with his teeth
E.J. '92 - Extreme Jaws - has shark like teeth
_OC_ - the power to make you watch terrible shows in perpetuity
Mad Biscione - Snake's super villain brother with snake testicals.
Scottish One - Captain Scotland - The ability to make you laugh historically until you die as soon as they speak a word. Has a magical kilt which deflects attacks
Bluenine - has 9 lives while wearing blue
FUCK MILAN - the ability to turn anything coloured red to dust
Wobblz - Impossible to push over
rockball - harder than a diamond but bouncy
Ffi201zi002tlis - The riddler's cousin that confusespeople with letters and numbers
Earth - That kid from captain planet with the magic ring which makes dirt do stuff


I'll answer the rest of your questions later. Probably while drunk.

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Any specific meals or foods you like?

Italian and Mexican food which I got a taste for when I lived in the states. Pancakes/french toast. Butter chicken. Doner kebabs
 

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01+ Which would you prefer, Inter making a historic come back vs Tottenham then to lose and get knocked out in the next stage from Benfica, or that Inter loses to Tottenham anyway and concentrate on 3rd place in the league which they eventually dont reach it? please specify the reasons for your choices with the amount of trolling pain.

489_-^ Give me one good reason why would Inter not sake Strama already so Browha and N4L would be content and stop giving us headaches about how bad Strama is? In other word, do you think that Moratti is a massive troll?

666*< If you`re about to get a threesome with Emma Watson and Gemma Arterton, please mention the positions you`ll use and which one would you prefer sucking your dick and which would you anal rape? (illustrative pics allowed).

-First Question, option A::yao2::yao2::yao2::yao2:
Option B::palm::palm::eek:kay::yao2::yao2::fffuuu::foreveralone::foreveralone::troll::fu:


-Because there is always a chance Moratti might replace Strama with Raineri. Not worth the risk. Seriously though, can we get someone better? Who would want to coach Rocchi and Jonathan?



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I would mostly chuck Emma Watson aside.
 

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Credit for the time to answer all of this shit, I wouldnt have gave a damn if it was me, I`d Raul Duked this interview tbh.

But again, you are a Newzealander, you dont have better things to do but dancing on earthquakes.
 
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