Interview With ScottishInterista

[ADRossi]

We all know how these work, so let's get it rolling

1) What is your name/moniker/stripper name/gang name?
2) Place of residence? Are there any cities in Scotland besides Glasgow?
3) Approximate date of birth and/or age
4) How long have you been an Inter fan for/how did you become an Inter fan?
5) Favourite Inter player of all time?
6) Favourite Inter memory besides the Treble?
7) Career/job/profession/vocational studies?
8) Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?
9) Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.
10) Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.

And now, the real fun:

1) Favourite band/musician?
2) If you were forced to be gay for one FIF member, who would you choose?
3) Who would win a fight between you and Dylan?
3a) Who is more difficult to understand while drunk; you, Dylan, or Fitzy?
4) Has FIF made you never want to visit Australia?
5) If you had to kill one member of the Aussie clan, who would you off first?
6) Why is JJM so negative?
7) Who is the better troll, Black Jesus or Wallace?
8) What FIF member do you miss most? (aka doesn't post much anymore)
9) What FIF member is most likely to shag a celebrity?
10) Describe the following members using one word:
Shaun
ThatDude
Dylan
Ronin
ADRossi
Wings
_OC_
Pimp
JJM
Raul Duke
Universe
TheNetworkz
El Matador
Black Knight
I4E
Black Jesus
Pharaoh

 

[JJM]

how do you feel about the 10000th year zeru again?! blivious:

ok,ok I'll ask a non rhetorical question then...

Who you want to buy more? RB?,LB? or a CB?

Does a being(celestial or not even)exist that can save Inter and our mgmt?!

Do you think that don Aids has any blame in the chaos we are witnessing in this years,and if yes,how much ?

Spalletti?yay or nay? reasoning will be appreciated

So would you sell Ivaneee or not?Why this choice?

 

[KevinB]

If you're our coach, who would you

-Slap:
-Give a tap on the shoulder:
-Throw a shoe at:
-Throw a water bottle at:
-Fuck his gf:
-Tell him to move to China:
-Tell him next year will be his year:
-Tell him there is a place next to Gabigol on the bench:


With members of FIF, who would be
- President
- Vice
- Sporting Director
- Scouting director
- Youth Manager
- Coach

What's the best, boobs or butts?

Is Trainspotting the best Scottish movie ever?

Who would be your ideal signing this summer?

 

[Candreva Crosses]

How is your feelings toward this summer Silly Season?


If you'd have a chance to ask any question you want but only one to one of our latest 3 coaches, what would you ask and to whom?

 

[Kakaroto]

Can you really be Scottish and Interista?

 

[Rasha]

whats up ?

 

[ScottishInterista]

We all know how these work, so let's get it rolling

1) What is your name/moniker/stripper name/gang name? Patrick/Paddy. Depends who i'm talking to
2) Place of residence? Are there any cities in Scotland besides Glasgow? Live in Glasgow for university but i grew up a 20 minute drive from Edinbrugh. Glasgows a better place to get hammered but Edinbrugh's better for an afternoon sesh in the sun
3) Approximate date of birth and/or age 21 in September
4) How long have you been an Inter fan for/how did you become an Inter fan? 2001. My uncle came back from Milan on buisness and came back with a Ronaldo Inter shirt, an AC milan shirt with someones name on it and a Juventus shirt with i think Del Piero on the back. My cousin got the Milan one and his cousin got the Juve one. Started following inter then, mainly on teletext then Channel 4 highlights.
5) Favourite Inter player of all time? Ronaldo
6) Favourite Inter memory besides the Treble? First scudetto win i saw
7) Career/job/profession/vocational studies? 3rd year Electrical and Electronic Engineering with a focus on high power transmission
8) Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?
9) Name a player that's not in LGI but should be. Ronaldo
10) Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be. No idea. Cant be fucked looking back at all of them

And now, the real fun:

1) Favourite band/musician? Love Biggie and Ice cube at the moment
2) If you were forced to be gay for one FIF member, who would you choose? Reckon Uni would force me into it properly like he did to young guney
3) Who would win a fight between you and Dylan? Am i sober?
3a) Who is more difficult to understand while drunk; you, Dylan, or Fitzy? Me. One of the reasons i cant leave Scotland
4) Has FIF made you never want to visit Australia? No
5) If you had to kill one member of the Aussie clan, who would you off first? Whichever one contributes least to the NDU thread
6) Why is JJM so negative? VL?
7) Who is the better troll, Black Jesus or Wallace? Wallace back in his day. No idea if he's actually trolling now, though that still makes him the better troll
8) What FIF member do you miss most? (aka doesn't post much anymore) Guney/Pajo/Azzikir
9) What FIF member is most likely to shag a celebrity? Not Me
10) Describe the following members using one word:
Shaun - Fake-Aussie
ThatDude - Intelligent
Dylan - Cheap
Ronin - Polls
ADRossi - Thank fuck someone made this thread, only been waiting 5 years for it
Wings - Not Fifi
_OC_ - Hate the underscores
Pimp - Difficult
JJM - Flip-Flop
Raul Duke - Comes and goes
Universe - Settled down
TheNetworkz - VL (from his picture)
El Matador - Streak
Black Knight - MontyPython
I4E - Grandad
Black Jesus - Troll
Pharaoh - Honest

Round 1

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If you're our coach, who would you

-Slap: Brozovic
-Give a tap on the shoulder: Tell Gabigol to keep his head up
-Throw a shoe at: Nagatomo
-Throw a water bottle at: Ansaldi
-Fuck his gf: D'Ambrosio is the one with the hot one isn't he
-Tell him to move to China: Candreva
-Tell him next year will be his year: Handa
-Tell him there is a place next to Gabigol on the bench: Brozovic


With members of FIF, who would be
- President Handoyo
- Vice I4E
- Sporting Director thatDude
- Scouting director Enjoy
- Youth Manager .h.
- Coach Shaun

What's the best, boobs or butts? Ass, you need to work for a good ass but most people are just given nice tits

Is Trainspotting the best Scottish movie ever? That or trainspotting 2. There was a good film Scarlet johansson was in where she went around picking up men and torturing them, filmed in my local club actually

Who would be your ideal signing this summer? A competent defence

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how do you feel about the 10000th year zeru again?! blivious: Makes me feel old

ok,ok I'll ask a non rhetorical question then...

Who you want to buy more? RB?,LB? or a CB? LB

Does a being(celestial or not even)exist that can save Inter and our mgmt?! Hail Jonachan

Do you think that don Aids has any blame in the chaos we are witnessing in this years,and if yes,how much ? After this shit show this season yes. I used to think it was a combination of everything but now its all coming back to him

Spalletti?yay or nay? reasoning will be appreciated Not first choice but not the worst choice either

So would you sell Ivaneee or not?Why this choice? Yes, he doesnt want to be here and it shows. At least Handa made an attempt for most of the season before he gave up on a much worse team

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How is your feelings toward this summer Silly Season? Bullshit


If you'd have a chance to ask any question you want but only one to one of our latest 3 coaches, what would you ask and to whom?
To all of them: Whats your preferred drink, best was to judge a man.

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Can you really be Scottish and Interista?

I try my best

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whats up ?

Mah dick. Just got signed out for spamming i think, fucking lol

 

[Adriano@10]

1. Does the loch ness monster exist ?
2. Do you like haggis ?
3. How do you not get depressed with scottish weather?
4. Bagpipes what are they? And how the fuck did they end up as a symbol for scottland?
5. How many kilts do you own?
6. How many whiskys do you drink a day ? and whats you favorite?
6. Any scottish players you d like to see at inter?
7. Who do you hate most the english the welsh or the irish?
8. Have you ever participated in any of these crayze traditional sports like throwing a log as far as you can?
9. Dream job?
10. Getting 100mio euros or getting to run inter?
11. Favorite sport other than football?
12. Favorite drug?
13. Worst haircut you ever had?
14. worst memory as an inter fan?

 

[Black Knight]

1) Which Trainspotting character are you?
2) Which Inbetweeners character are you?
3) What did/do you think of Braveheart? Also, if you've seen it, what do you think of Stewart Lee's take on Braveheart?
4) What does your family's tartan look like?
5) How thick is your Scottish accent? Like, how many bus stops south before people find trouble understanding you?

 

[ScottishInterista]

1. Does the loch ness monster exist ? I believe
2. Do you like haggis ? Its top notch, love it. Stuff it in chicken then add a whiskey sauce, its fucking delicious
3. How do you not get depressed with scottish weather? We've actually just finished summer. Had a nice two days where i spent the whole time at a beer garden and literally have burnt my entire left side. Its good though
4. Bagpipes what are they? And how the fuck did they end up as a symbol for scottland? I believe we stole them from the irish who stole them from the greeks. They used to be sheeps bladder or lungs, inflated then have a flute sticking out the bottom and pipes out the top. Nothing better than hearing a bunch of them in a parade or at a football game.
5. How many kilts do you own? One, its my family tartan and 3 years ago it cost £800 for my 18th
6. How many whiskys do you drink a day ? and whats you favorite? Cant afford to drink much whiskey , though i do like Auchentaushen and Macallan
6. Any scottish players you d like to see at inter? We're all shit
7. Who do you hate most the english the welsh or the irish? English cause they are twats, we actually banter quite well with Ireland.
8. Have you ever participated in any of these crayze traditional sports like throwing a log as far as you can? Yes once,
they are heavy as fuck and the guys who lift them are Rasha levels of stacked
9. Dream job? Something in Renewable Energy, Scotland produces so much wind and rain its insane
10. Getting 100mio euros or getting to run inter? Euro's, what am i going to do with a football club
11. Favorite sport other than football? Rugby or F1
12. Favorite drug? Alcohol then marijuana. Never enjoyed MDMA, cocaine or ketamine
13. Worst haircut you ever had? Went to a turkish barbers and they may as well have shaved it all off. They left the sides longer than the top
14. worst memory as an inter fan? Probably us under WM. Horrible football and horrible results

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1) Which Trainspotting character are you?
2) Which Inbetweeners character are you? Did a quiz which said i was Begbie but i see myself as spud or sick boy
3) What did/do you think of Braveheart? Also, if you've seen it, what do you think of Stewart Lee's take on Braveheart? Shit and never seen that one
4) What does your family's tartan look like? Most families dont actually have a tartan but im lucky and have one from my mums side (Macdonald of the isles) and one from my dads where there are 3 types, formal (one i own), hunting and dress.
5) How thick is your Scottish accent? Like, how many bus stops south before people find trouble understanding you? I've got a naturally low voice so its even harder to understand because i speak so fast. Reckon it would get me to Birmingham maybe.

Theres a picture of me in my kilt, ignore the socks as they are meant to be black.

Imgur doesnt seem to show it for me.

 

[Dylan]

Is it true yer da sell Avon?

 

[ScottishInterista]

Is it true yer da sell Avon?

My da does sell Avon, its true and my maw punts cooncil

 

[JJM]

seen much of this in your childhood had ya?

 

[J..]

Flower of Scotland or god save the queen?

 

[Sokrates]

Fav porn star?
Fav men porn star? :troll:
Pringles originals or hot and spicy?
McDonalds or Burger King?
Oasis or U2?
David Coulthard or Jenson Button?
Coca Cola or Pepsi?
Marlboro or Lucky Strike?
Milk or tea?
Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver?
Australia or Balkan? :trolldad:


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[_OC_]

Why do you discriminate against the concept of underscores?

 

[Steevee]

As a fellow Scot, amusing thread

 

[ScottishInterista]

Fav porn star? Alex Tanner
Fav men porn star? :troll:
Pringles originals or hot and spicy? Never heard of hot and spicy
McDonalds or Burger King? Both are shit but McDonalds is open on the way home at 3am
Oasis or U2? Probably U2
David Coulthard or Jenson Button? Lewis Hamilton
Coca Cola or Pepsi? Pepsi
Marlboro or Lucky Strike? Im asthmatic so i dont smoke tobacco, only weed
Milk or tea? Odd choices, Milk though as im a huge fan of white/black Russians
Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver? Ramsey
Australia or Balkan? :trolldad: Kinda want to go visit both

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Flower of Scotland or god save the queen?

You're lucky your getting this much of a response. Any national anthem which features a line about your own country getting crushed is a country of cucks.

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Why do you discriminate against the concept of underscores?

Bottom tier punctuation

 

[Candreva Crosses]

-Tell him to move to China: Candreva

MY MAN

 

[Pimpin]

A scot has a ginger as his fav pornstar? I cant believe it

Stay or leave?
British or Scottish?
pink assholes or brown asshole?
Dark or light beer?

If these diseases were FIF members who would they be?

Ebola?
Aids?
testicular cancer?
Flu?
Gonorrhea?
Diabetes?
Diarhea?