Interview with PimpinAintEasy

[JJM]

You just fucking me over. Again hot babes!

And JJM, cunt! Make your own questions


Pimpin'

How come it ain't easy?

and now you used on of mine blivious::troll:

Why didn't you chose the right side? You know what I mean...:challenge:
WUTTT? You lost me here buddy

Why am I dissapointed you didn't? kay:blivious:
explain..

You turned down the thank coaliton! :challenge:

 

[Pimpin]

and now you used on of mine blivious::troll:




You turned down the thank coaliton! :challenge:

Oh I am kinda like swiss neutral and shit .. LOL , you were dissapointed because I am kind of a big deal :work:

 

[Choppin Onions]

the third one , name please

Shyla Stylez. Bitch can fit a coconut up her cooch (and arsehole as well...) but fuck if I wouldn't let her use me against my will. And Aussie wannabe? I'm more an admirer of all things Australian. Like Hal's abs, Fitzy's drinking ability, Raul Duke's attitude towards spending time on FIF, I4E's dignified maturity and Uni's.... well I don't know what Jae has going for him but it's gotta be something.


1) Why is Pimpin not easy for you? Get a stable full of ugly girls and you'll be changing your username right quick.

2) Do you ever use hair product?

3) What the fuck is up with dynasty27? Is he a mastermind of the highest order or is he just playing mind games with all of us?

4) Who's the most useless moderator?

5) Don't you hate mosquitoes? The way they suck your blood and then fly off to find another victim. What horrible little cunts.

 

[Big Willy]

Do you use more gym products than Hal?

 

[Sokrates]

the third one , name please

Shyla Stylez

 

[Pimpin]

Shyla Stylez. Bitch can fit a coconut up her cooch (and arsehole as well...) but fuck if I wouldn't let her use me against my will. And Aussie wannabe? I'm more an admirer of all things Australian. Like Hal's abs, Fitzy's drinking ability, Raul Duke's attitude towards spending time on FIF, I4E's dignified maturity and Uni's.... well I don't know what Jae has going for him but it's gotta be something.


1) Why is Pimpin not easy for you? Get a stable full of ugly girls and you'll be changing your username right quick.

is this a question or an advice? Also a stable full of ugly girls and I'll go broke

2) Do you ever use hair product?

Nah never

3) What the fuck is up with dynasty27? Is he a mastermind of the highest order or is he just playing mind games with all of us?
I don't know man , he is the most mysterious dude on fif, he certainly knows more than we do , since he posts all those pics and shit

4) Who's the most useless moderator?
Pajo , where was the last time you edited a post sucka?

5) Don't you hate mosquitoes? The way they suck your blood and then fly off to find another victim. What horrible little cunts.

I actually made a diss to mosquitoes back when I used to do freestyle and shit true story

Do you use more gym products than Hal?

Nahh , I just eat lots of proteins, thinking about getting L carnitine doe

 

[Universe]

Shyla Stylez. Bitch can fit a coconut up her cooch (and arsehole as well...) but fuck if I wouldn't let her use me against my will. And Aussie wannabe? I'm more an admirer of all things Australian. Like Hal's abs, Fitzy's drinking ability, Raul Duke's attitude towards spending time on FIF, I4E's dignified maturity and Uni's.... well I don't know what Jae has going for him but it's gotta be something.


1) Why is Pimpin not easy for you? Get a stable full of ugly girls and you'll be changing your username right quick.

2) Do you ever use hair product?

3) What the fuck is up with dynasty27? Is he a mastermind of the highest order or is he just playing mind games with all of us?

4) Who's the most useless moderator?

5) Don't you hate mosquitoes? The way they suck your blood and then fly off to find another victim. What horrible little cunts.

Mate I got so fucking much going on for me. So fucking much.

Fuck I don't feel like posting on FIF. That fucking derby has sucked the will and life out of me.

 

[Native]

Hey... I also love hash and hash-oil...

 

[Shaun]

What was your favourite childhood cartoon?

a2m?

what was the first album you ever bought?

At what age did you first finger a girl?

Are we alone in the Universe?

Have you ever had a STI?

How is your relationship with your parents?

If god told you that Inter would win the treble if you become abstinent for one year would you do it?

What do you order when you get McDonald?

Would you have sex with a girl who has no legs?

 

[Pimpin]

What was your favourite childhood cartoon?

Dragonball , I would see dreams of flying and doing the kameha..

a2m?
nope , never

what was the first album you ever bought?
I don't remember which i bought first , but the first I had was from NANA (german rapper) , had plenty of classics in it


At what age did you first finger a girl?
14

Are we alone in the Universe?
nope , the Universe is infinite , and it would be dumb to think that we are alone , also in my religion there is a verse that says that Allah is the god of all worlds.. so I believe we are not alone

Have you ever had a STI?
yup , infected my lips from kissing one girl

How is your relationship with your parents?
It used to be great really awesome until lately .. shit's getting fucked up..

If god told you that Inter would win the treble if you become abstinent for one year would you do it?
I dunno man.. tough one

What do you order when you get McDonald?
Chicken McWrap

Would you have sex with a girl who has no legs?
Nah never , except if I was really drunk

..

 

[Big Willy]

L-Carnitine works like a charm. Since I started using that, I need to use belt or my jeans will fall down lol.

 

[Pimpin]

oh shit I meant creatin not l carnitine I don't need to lose weight anymore

damn

 

[Big Willy]

Ah, that's Hal territory.

 

[I4E]

1. Lionheart hasn't been around for a while. Have you taken him ? I hear Figo pays top dollar for his kind.

b) Is your home girt with sea ? If so, your lying

III) In 50 words or less, explain what would happen if you tried pimpin Fitzy's girls and Uni's boys.

Bonus question: Which FIF member are you;

- Scared of
- Envious of
- proud of
- horny for
- disgusted in

* you must answer the questions while balancing a pencil between your upper lip and nose. Pics or didn't happen.
** Each must be answered in bold.

P.S. Hurry up. Your interview is getting stale.

 

[I4E]

Hey Pimp, stop playing with the girls for a moment and finish your interview...

 

[Kakaroto]

interista4 interista 809

I MADE IT!!!! :derpcry::derpcry:

Whats the biggest advise you gives to all the young pimps out there?

 

[wera]

I'm trying to be random here - what is better - buying Paulinho or keeping Jonathan?

 

[Pimpin]

1. Lionheart hasn't been around for a while. Have you taken him ? I hear Figo pays top dollar for his kind.
Dude is on a quest to find his lioness don't blame him tbh

b) Is your home girt with sea ? If so, your lying

but but , I have another house in Albania :troll:

III) In 50 words or less, explain what would happen if you tried pimpin Fitzy's girls and Uni's boys.
I'd go broke , except for Uni's boys , I heard the pope and his priests pay top dollar for their kind :troll: (here's a serious questions, could Uni be the pope ? That'd explain why he ain't posting lately

Bonus question: Which FIF member are you;

- Scared of Amine , dude is freaky as fuck
- Envious of Snake's abs
- proud of Earth , that has my quote on his signature (fuck you man)
- horny for Ana Bananaaaa
- disgusted in Dev's creepy shits

* you must answer the questions while balancing a pencil between your upper lip and nose. Pics or didn't happen. you'll have to trust me I did that
** Each must be answered in bold.

P.S. Hurry up. Your interview is getting stale.

:X

- - - Updated - - -

I'm trying to be random here - what is better - buying Paulinho or keeping Jonathan?

banning you

I MADE IT!!!! :derpcry::derpcry:

Whats the biggest advise you gives to all the young pimps out there?

you deserved it man , I don't know to the young pimps , but I have one for you , leave the Whale hunting to the japanese

 

[wera]

can't wait for the ban!

 

[JJM]

Oh I am kinda like swiss neutral and shit .. LOL , you were dissapointed because I am kind of a big deal :work:

no,no...What?



ok fine yes kay:

but you should have joined because my interview made you even more awesome :challenge::dino: