Would you rather Mazzarri be our coach next season, or:
French kiss Browha for 5 seconds - if his lips aren't chapped, I'd kiss him.. #nohomo
Take 3 two hour pottery classes per week for 3 years - with Mazzarri I'm only tortured for 2 hours a week, this would torture me thrice. I pick Mazzarri
Live in a lighthouse for three months without human contact - Mazzarri, I like people.
Give a handjob to a homeless man - Mazzarri, every fap after that would be filled with thoughts of that experience.
work at McDonalds for a month - would you like fries with that?
Live with Devious for 1 year - I'd agree to it, but it would never work. I hate cats, so he'd have to get rid of them.
Get a tattoo on your ass that says "I <3 you, Mom" - how big?
Die alone - Mazzarri, he won't last that long here anyway...
Murder a FIF member of your choosing - would I get caught?