Interview with nurko

[Native]

Hello nurko. Today is your special day. Even better than a bithday, actually, since the entire forum's attention will go your way.

Horrible questions will be asked, your privacy will attempted to be ruined... your deepest secrets we will try to surface, but the thing is, you can answer any way you think is suited. Be it funny or fair, it just has to be good - since all that really matters is the fun we'll share.

Are you up to it? Will you answer in honesty, or load us off with a pile of horseshit?




I'll start with the basics:

1. What is your name?

2. When and where were you born?

3. What did you study?

4. What do you currently do (job/profession etc)?

5. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

6. What is your fondest memory of Inter?

7. If you could only perform one sexual act on Inter, what would it be and why?

8. If you could only perform one sexual act on FC Barcelona, what would it be and why?

9. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (pics or it didnt happen rule applies)?

10. Tits or Ass?

 

[nurko]

Oh well it's a real pleasure to be interrogated by FIF

1. What is your name?

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2. When and where were you born?

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3. What did you study?

Electrical Engineering, Computer Science

4. What do you currently do (job/profession etc)?

Programmer/Team Leader/Project Manager in a software development company.

5. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

Around 1996/1997, I think it was a first match I got to see on TV, as far as I can remember Inter drew with somebody and I liked the jersey colors. Soon after I got jersey (horrible fake) with #6 on the back and my interest grew from there on.

6. What is your fondest memory of Inter?

Obvious answer would be CL final but there are many moments that cut into memory, Mou-Matrix hug after the final, 2:0 to 3:2 against Sampdoria, the farewell to Zanetti at Meazza because it showed what Inter really is, Zanetti's late goal vs Roma, Adriano giving everything he had and falling on the pitch against Milan I believe after coming after injury and many more.

7. If you could only perform one sexual act on Inter, what would it be and why?

I would watch Inter do a striptease and throw as much money as possible at the performance so we can compete in the transfer market again.

8. If you could only perform one sexual act on FC Barcelona, what would it be and why?

Hard to think about having anything sexual with something you loathe.

9. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (pics or it didnt happen rule applies)?

.

10. Tits or Ass?

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[Guney]

If you had to reorganize Inter by using Fif Members who would be

President
Vice President
Board of Directors (5)
Managing Director
Technical Director
Sporting Director
Team Manager
Youth acadamy Director
Head of scouts
Finance Director
Head Press Officier
Commercial Director


Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter.

Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).


Analrapist
Blackmore
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Guneyinter
Universe
I4E
dnv
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
BzzLightyeaaaar
Dylan
Handoyo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Rollercoaster
Ana
Rasha
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
Pencilpal
Cal
Visca
Jmaster
Willy
Kato
JJM
Ed.
Kenny
Fapuccino
Michael
Wings
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
skeet
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn/Native
Alan
Black Jesus
Wallace
Y&h
E.J.'92
_OC_
.:42:.
MVD
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
did I miss somebody

 

[Devious]

Oh you already did. lol nice

3. What did you study?

Electrical Engineering, Computer Science

4. What do you currently do (job/profession etc)?

Programmer/Team Leader/Project Manager in a software development company.

You are living the dream :epicwin:

What sort of shit you`re doing there?? video games? accounting softwares? equipments engineering??

 

[JJM]

hey how's it going my fellow ex-yugo commie?!

do you drink or eat soup?!

google style questions tbh...no rly

is it normal to eat period blood?!

why are we losing time?!

is there a shadow universe?!

i hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands...do you also hate that?!

i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me...do you hate that as well?!

how much crap can a body hold?!

blivious:

 

[nurko]

Guney:

If you had to reorganize Inter by using Fif Members who would be

President Handoyo
Vice President Vito
Board of Directors (5) Pajo, Dylan, Shaun, I4E (we need wisdom of the old ones), Lionheart
Managing Director Browha
Technical Director Browha
Sporting Director Browha
Team Manager Devious & Guney(the thankful ones get the spirits high)
Youth acadamy Director Too many pedo's around here to pick one
Head of scouts Pencilpal (if he ever returns )
Finance Director Anyone got degree in economy ?
Head Press Officier JJM & Michael
Commercial Director Wallace, he could troll his way to success here


Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter.
I'll do a couple that come to mind, wouldn't know what to say about Berni for example
Kova :epicwin::challenge:
Guarin :greedy:
JJ :notbad:
Jonathan :trollol:
handa :challenge:
Rano



Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
Some of these guys it's hard to have opinion on as we haven't been in close discussion really but I'll try ..

Analrapist lazy ass doesn't post
Blackmore NA
N4L NA
browha Mister World Class blivious:
Vasilios Makes sense far more than most of people around here
Pajo Mister let's agree to disagree while I continue to push my opinion ... one of the best around really
Fitzy Disgusting troll :megusta:
Raul Duke NA
Guneyinter The promising one, still young enough to break through in Primavera and make FIF proud edobear:
Universe The Korean that really isn't Korean, never figured that out
I4E The old and wise one
dnv Changes name far to often to be able to track him down :serious:
Lionheart Figo lover, wanna be boss and shit, probably the best looking around though :slick:
Choppin' NA
Dynasty Doesn't post lately (perhaps 18+ thread stalker)
BzzLightyeaaaar NA
Dylan Drinking problem in 3 2 1 ... :yuck:
Handoyo The man living off of FIF and our crazy asses that donate
Stefan Rarely posts but posts serious
Devious The man, the myth, the living legend that makes every FIF visit worthy of stern look around the office
ADRossi NA
Snake The muscle boy if I remember correctly
Rollercoaster NA
Ana The girl travelling as much as I would love to, makes me jealous
Rasha The Badass
crzdcolombian This guy is really something, I started suspecting that he isn't just crazy but is a long-term troll fucking us all over :chan:
Sokrates Makes me hungry with his Avatar :droll:
Nyall Never bitches
Pencilpal Bielsa in disguise, watches more games and videos than all combined
Cal NA
Visca Rare girl that puts up with all of the random shit that emerges on FIF daily :notbad:
Jmaster NA
Willy Often confused with crzd because of the flag
Kato Could beat the shit ouf of most members around here
JJM The press torch carrier after Michael the newsbot stopped posting for some reason
Ed. Haven't seen him around for a while
Kenny OMG they killed Kenny

damn that's a lot of people

Fapuccino Most dedicated 18+ thread visitor since the fappening :fap:
Michael The human news machine / Italian translator, makes life a lot easier
Wings na
Cafe Cordoba Good serious poster
monster09 Here just for the European transfers and rumours thread
Batman The world's greatest detective
skeet NA
PimpAin'tEasy NA
Martijn/Native Biggest Barca fan with the shortest temper fuse I've seen
Alan NA
Black Jesus Troll apprentice
Wallace Troll master :trolldad:
Y&h Good poster
E.J.'92 na
_OC_ na
.:42:. na
MVD Here just to mess with Devious and participate in the Thank coalition
Mad Biscione na
Scottish One na
did I miss somebody

just to add:
Shaun One of my favourite posters, nice movie reviewer as well

Man that was exhausting ...

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Oh you already did. lol nice



You are living the dream :epicwin:

What sort of shit you`re doing there?? video games? accounting softwares? equipments engineering??

Web and mobile applications, data processing, full system development.
I do programming in my spare time, mostly managing a team (acting as a support and mentor) and projects (daily contact with customers, task breakdown, task assigning etc, being blamed for everything running late etc).

- - - Updated - - -

I'm on a roll here

hey how's it going my fellow ex-yugo commie?!

do you drink or eat soup?!
Only when sick and even then if it's really necessary

google style questions tbh...no rly

is it normal to eat period blood?!
.
why are we losing time?!
Because it's too hard to stop.

is there a shadow universe?!
Ask I4E, he's been here for a lot longer

i hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands...do you also hate that?!


i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me...do you hate that as well?!
That's racist

how much crap can a body hold?!
Up to 11 kgs, googled it, now I can sleepy peacefully...or not okerface:

blivious:

 

[wera]

choose your current starting eleven (football, obviously) if there was still only one yugo-country

just name a few movies that people don't know about, but should

tell us about the music the makes your day

do you think the letter 'đ' should be also included in other languages?

how do you feel about the countless selfies all around the world?

where would you like to live?

 

[nurko]

choose your current starting eleven (football, obviously) if there was still only one yugo-country

Great options!

GK: Handa
RB: Ivanovic
CB: Vidic
CB: Subotic
LB: Srna
CDM: Besic (heavily biased)
RCM: Modric
LCM: Rakitic
CAM: Pjanic (rotate Modric, Rakitic, Pjanic however you like)
RF: Dzeko
LF: Mandzukic

+ Kova, Jovetic, Matic, Pandev, Nastasic and all the youngsters coming to NTs after WC. Top team.


just name a few movies that people don't know about, but should

Peaceful Warrior, London,


tell us about the music the makes your day

Music varies a lot and I don't fall into the category of people having strictly one music style they prefer.

I like to start my day slowly and quitely with coffee and breakfast.. from there on anything can happen until 17:00 when I have my afterwork coffee preferably in silence.
Music depends from activity and environment, it can be something like Metallica/Disturbed/Godsmack/5fdp/ before and during gym hours, Digitalism when running outside.
Also when programming this... or this..
While driving I like Hladno Pivo (croatian band) or Arctic Monkeys.... when chilling Black Keys, Interpol, Editors, Bloc Party.
Used to listen to Macklemore sometimes.

Before this post I was listening to Iron Maiden while translating some documents for my brother.



do you think the letter 'đ' should be also included in other languages?

It's already there, just written with combined letters and doesn't always require fucked up keyboard layout as ours. Then of course there are Swedish and Deutch with umlauts and stuff.

how do you feel about the countless selfies all around the world?

Let's just say that it was a sad day for me when Nokia (by Microsoft) labeled their phone as Lumia 730 a.k.a. Selfie Phone.

where would you like to live?
Good question.
I like climate with temperatures between 18 and 25. It's not that I mind cold or heat, it's just that snow/rain and sweat annoy me.
Having said that, I am not a big fan of big cities, travelling to and from work taking more than half an hour should never happen to anyone.
So midsized city with nice people somewhere with a nice climate.

Or Sweden. Most important is who do you live with/around.

.

 

[Pajo]

When are you coming to Skopje?

Kebaps or Burek?

Ordinary Rakija or Sljivovaca?

 

[nurko]

When are you coming to Skopje?

Can't promise anything other than that I would love to come to see Skopje, hang out and trash talk FIF members. Hopefully soon, but seriously it could be a good road trip for me

Kebaps or Burek?

Kebabs as a fast food around here as a good burek is hard to find . A good burek is one you can digest by next morning.

Ordinary Rakija or Sljivovaca?

Sljivovica is the ordinary one around here

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[Devious]

Devious The man, the myth, the living legend that makes every FIF visit worthy of stern look around the office

ok OK I get it, here

 

[Pajo]

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The ordinary is the grape one around here. So, grape or slivovaca?

 

[nurko]

The ordinary is the grape one around here. So, grape or slivovaca?

Sljivovica, never tried grape one ... yet!

 

[Pajo]

Sljivovica, never tried grape one ... yet!

Time to come around here then. With honey and propolis or whatever the fuck is the english name of it. Homemade!

 

[nurko]

Time to come around here then. With honey and propolis or whatever the fuck is the english name of it. Homemade!

Good, I can bring my own homemade and we can degust until nothing's left.

 

[Devious]

Get a room, and take pics, then posted it here.

 

[Pimpin]

pimpin NA? :'(

 

[nurko]

pimpin NA? :'(

Sorry mate, it's confusing reading a list of 50+ names and remembering everything and everyone to describe, but you're a good boy

 

[Fitzy]

pimpin NA? :'(

Describing Pimpin' aint easy...

(had to)

 

[I4E]

Have you ever done the manly bridge jump in Mostar ?