Interview with Nerazzuro

[Nerazzurro]

Tell me the secret behind your multi-language skills? How can an Italian be good at english and arabic? And how many languages you speak? 10 or 11?

There is no secret. Just lived in different countries, and have a mixed background.

I know half of 11.

 

[Fitzy]

There is no secret. Just lived in different countries, and have a mixed background.

I know half of 11.

5.5?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Aye, I'm shit at one.

 

[Nerazzurro]

Finally got on a computer to answer these! Doing this from a phone is a pain in the ass.

1.) Try to say the following phrase five times fast on Vocaroo, and then post the link so everyone can hear your beautiful voice:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



Like i'd do that.

2.) You have won a major lottery whose winnings total in the region of a hundred million GBP (tax-free).

a.) What are the first five things you would do -​

i.) After finding out you are the sole winner?​

Dance. Lawyer up. Dance some more. Financial adviser. Setup a trust claim.

ii.) With the money after you have claimed it?​

Give some to a charity aka our beloved team. Moratti needs it, on the condition that Branca is no more the DS.

b.) Would you accept an oversized cheque in front of a media circus, or a smaller, meaningful one in the corporate gaming offices?​

Hellno!

c.) How would you safeguard your new found wealth from beggars and thieves?​

Not show it off?

3.) If dog food and cat litter were the only available means of food in the world, which of the two would you choose to indulge in? (And no, you cannot intentionally starve or kill yourself.)

I would obviously choose dog food. At least it has proteins (and if it's the more expensive stuff, it has vitamins and minerals too). Kitty litter can actually be harmful and could be full of parasites that live in cat poop (they infest your brain)

4.) What is the correct pronounciation of the word "nuclear?" Is it "nu-cl-ear," or "nu-cu-ler?"

Huge pet peeve of mine. It's nucli-yar. Not nuke-yu-lar. I guess because it reminds me of Bush, and it's usually the native English speakers (who should know better), who pronounce it in the latter way.

5.) If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a "bullshit"?

Fuck, dude! My mind is blown! I never thought about that. It would look like shit though, to be fair.

6.) HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS-LOCK?
Do you see a button called caps lock? Repeatedly bang your head against the keyboard until you hit it.

You have the power to send Juve & Milan to Serie C2, but at a cost that Inter get stuck with Strama as coach, sign five clones of Schelotto & won't win a single title for the next 25 years. Do you do it?

A team full of Schelotto's? Fuck. Nightmare scenario. At first I thought: "fuck them, they can go to C2, and it will take them quite a while to get back up to speed". But then I remembered, Rube's relegation. And to be honest I got more satisfaction in seeing my beloved team beat the ever living shit out of them, year in, year out (with exceptions). So option two.

On a scale of 1 to Pajo, how much do you like sausage?

Hahahahaha. After seeing that picture, I believe we are all rated 1 on that scale, relative to him.

Can't unsee that picture. Engrained into my head.

Why the hell do I have the third most amount of posts in the "I hate Barca" thread?

Because deep down inside you hate Barca. Your constant posts on the INTER forums really shows where your alliances lie. You are actually an Interista, and despise "mierda" teams like Barca.

 

[Ed.]

Someone made me angry in the office this morning and as I wave my hands both bracelets fell off my hands and hot torn into pieces.. the crystals flew away... what kind of super power do I have?

Do you suck a dick? Do you do it to yourself? Why my dog does it very often?

Is fapucino a guy or a girl?

If fapucino sees you, will he fap? Will you let him do it?

 

[Nerazzurro]

About fucking time, Ed. Finally some tough questions.

Someone made me angry in the office this morning and as I wave my hands both bracelets fell off my hands and hot torn into pieces.. the crystals flew away... what kind of super power do I have?

I think that superpower is called being a klutz.


Let me ask you this, why were you flaying your arms if you're angry? What are you italian?

EDIT: Wait...waving hands...You were fapping to vent the anger? At work? Legend.

Do you suck a dick? Do you do it to yourself? Why my dog does it very often?

Nope, don't swing that way.
I think that's physically impossible.
Stop putting peanut butter on your crotch. You sick fuck.

Is fapucino a guy or a girl?

Could be both.

If fapucino sees you, will he fap? Will you let him do it?

I really have no idea. I think he's more famous for fapping into people's caffeinated drinks while they're not looking...

But now that I think about it, can you really stop people fapping?

 

[Kenny]

Would you take out some of your ribs to be able to suck yourself?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Would you take out some of your ribs to be able to suck yourself?

I knew one you deviants would say that. Definite no. I don't need to...
(All these questions make me wonder about you lot...reprobates)

 

[Kenny]

 

[Nerazzurro]

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Someone made me angry in the office this morning and as I wave my hands both bracelets fell off my hands and hot torn into pieces.. the crystals flew away... what kind of super power do I have?




EDIT: Wait...waving hands...You were fapping to vent the anger? At work? Legend.

 

[Kakaroto]

Are there many Italian-Jamaicans in Italy? There is a kid whose father is Italian and mother is of Jamaican decent and is apparently a big time Baseball prospect. He apparently will sign for good $$$ once he's eligible to sign.

BTW do Italians really care when their team full of non-Italians plays at the World Baseball classic?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Are there many Italian-Jamaicans in Italy? There is a kid whose father is Italian and mother is of Jamaican decent and is apparently a big time Baseball prospect. He apparently will sign for good $$$ once he's eligible to sign.

BTW do Italians really care when their team full of non-Italians plays at the World Baseball classic?

Don't know any Jamaicans in Italy, but probable - Reminds me of Russell Peters "little pastafarians" lol. I know Jamaicans elsewhere.

I really don't follow baseball. But I highly doubt any would care. Italians for the most part, I like to hope, have accepted non-italian born players into their national teams (I guess ones that were born elsewhere) playing the most important sport there is.

 

[JJM]

So you can't access Facebook at work but FIF no problem?! :trolldad:

 

[Nerazzurro]

I can access both. But I was for the majority of the time on my phone and talking to you and others during breaks. :work:

 

[Pharaoh]

i don't really have any questions......



when was the last time you were in egypt?!?! i'll come up with more shit later

 

[Nerazzurro]

i don't really have any questions......



when was the last time you were in egypt?!?! i'll come up with more shit later

I haven't been in EONS!!!

Better come up with stuff tonight. I'm picking my next interviewing victim very soon.

btw Spork: Yo guy, I'll mash you and your Surrey boys. hahahaha

 

[Visca]

Because deep down inside you hate Barca. Your constant posts on the INTER forums really shows where your alliances lie. You are actually an Interista, and despise "mierda" teams like Barca.

Nah. It's true that I've taken a liking to Inter since I've been here (made worse by the fact that I've actually been to a match now, I can say "I was there when Schelotto scored a goal")... but I definitely don't hate Barca


Couple more questions:

Write a short story that includes you, me & five other FIF members of your choosing.

Who would win in a fapping contest: Lionheart, Devious, or Fapuccino?

Who is the biggest edobear: : Universe, Choppin Onions, or browha?

Is wera really a juventino in disguise?

Ti piace il formaggio?????

 

[Nerazzurro]

Nah. It's true that I've taken a liking to Inter since I've been here (made worse by the fact that I've actually been to a match now, I can say "I was there when Schelotto scored a goal")... but I definitely don't hate Barca


Couple more questions:

Write a short story that includes you, me & five other FIF members of your choosing.

Who would win in a fapping contest: Lionheart, Devious, or Fapuccino? Fapuccino. Obviously.

Who is the biggest edobear: : Universe, Choppin Onions, or browha? Don't know much about the first two. But Brow. Definitely.Too easy a quip to make these days, though.

Is wera really a juventino in disguise? Definitely. I've heard he gets off to Marotta's strabismic look.

Ti piace il formaggio?????
Come no? Certamente! Specialmente la Gorgonzola..Madonna mia.

I'll get back to you on the short story...

 

[Pimpin]

Would you fuck a girl with the same name as your mom?
Only if you let me fuck one with same name as yours! (jokes).


Not even a no homo can save this okerface:

 

[Nerazzurro]

Would you fuck a girl with the same name as your mom?
Only if you let me fuck one with same name as yours! (jokes).


Not even a no homo can save this okerface:

Funny how you read that as if I was refering to him and when I was referring to his mom...But I'll let you blame it on the hangover.