Interview with Nerazzuro

[Kakaroto]

Scuzie, Babadabupi?

 

[Batman]

Tell me the secret behind your multi-language skills? How can an Italian be good at english and arabic? And how many languages you speak? 10 or 11?

 

[spork]

1.) Try to say the following phrase five times fast on Vocaroo, and then post the link so everyone can hear your beautiful voice:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

2.) You have won a major lottery whose winnings total in the region of a hundred million GBP (tax-free).

a.) What are the first five things you would do -​

i.) After finding out you are the sole winner?​

ii.) With the money after you have claimed it?​

b.) Would you accept an oversized cheque in front of a media circus, or a smaller, meaningful one in the corporate gaming offices?​

c.) How would you safeguard your new found wealth from beggars and thieves?​

3.) If dog food and cat litter were the only available means of food in the world, which of the two would you choose to indulge in? (And no, you cannot intentionally starve or kill yourself.)

4.) What is the correct pronounciation of the word "nuclear?" Is it "nu-cl-ear," or "nu-cu-ler?"

5.) If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a "bullshit"?

6.) HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS-LOCK?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Fuck. These questions are involving! I'll get to them.

Btw Y&h are you two people sharing an account?

 

[JJM]

Ok so me and my friends played football today and first we lost 10-7 and in the second leg we won 10-7.So we decided to go to penaltys...my question is this

Did I score the PK?

did my team win the shootout?

did I wear my Milito shirt?

how many goals did I score?

more of a guessing game I supose...:troll:

 

[Earth]

¿Como aprendiste el bellisimo idioma castellano?

 

[Visca]

Benissimo, grazie! tu?

Anch'iooooo :fuckyea:



People always describe me as friendly, nice, polite, etc Barca fan. It's a bit boring, so should I be more of an asshole sometimes? Sorry to say the Barca part won't go away though.

And you cannot escape this extremely controversial question...
Marry, fuck, kill (pick one for each): Strama, Branca, Moratti.

Just to make it even more fucked up, how about between these three: Conte, Moggi, Agnelli.

I await your answers

 

[Nerazzurro]

I think they call you nice etc because it balances the Barça fan bit.

I'll answer these tonight.

 

[Ed.]

my laptop went on repetitive startup repair, my blackberry screen is crashed, the date on my watch did not rotate. They all happened on the same day.. what shits have happened to me and why?

 

[Visca]

I think they call you nice etc because it balances the Barça fan bit.

I'll answer these tonight.

Giving you your 1000th thank because seeing "999" just annoyed the shit out of me.

 

[Nerazzurro]

Woot, on the board of directors. Finally!

I'm displeased that some so called "lesser members' have been subtracted from the please describe list. This has nothing to do with the fact that I'm one of those members
I strongly agree.

Anyway, questions:

What television show character do you feel you're most similar to? Turk from scrubs.

Hypothetical situation:
Hitler has a great great grandson, he will start ww3. He'll also decide to eradicate gingers from the planet. He'll outdo his great grandfather in total deaths.
Your entire family, and pets will be killed by some guy you wronged as a child.
You now have the chance to go back and kill one of these two people at birth and it's the only way of preventing these things happening. Who do you choose?

Go back and kill the second one. Twist: kid is great great grandson of Hitler that was going to start ww3.

Is bowling a sport?
Well most people here consider masturbation a sport. So why play favourites?

Would you fuck a girl with the same name as your mom?
Only if you let me fuck one with same name as yours! (jokes).

If you were the next capitano, we were losing in half time, Strama once again fucked formations up (Jona, Chivu, Schelotto, Kuz, Cuchu, Deki, Gargano, Rocchi, Handa, Alvarez and you are playing)

Who would you (fill in player names) :

- Slap in the face ? SCHELOTTO

- Throw your shoe at ? SCHELOTTO

- Give a motivation speech to? Jonathan. I kind of feel bad for him.

- Tell to lose weight? Jonathan. Part of my speech would include telling him to hit the gym.

- Fuck his girlfriend/wife because he played lousy? That would counterproductive and petty.

- Which youngster should be substituted in?

- What would you do to make Strama get his shit together? A slap and a cold bucket of water to get a hold of himself.

- bang his sister ? Out of revenge or spite. No one's.

- Drink motivational Wodka in half time with? Deki. He looks like he has a few before a game.

- Tell to never, ever go on FIF ? Jonathan. Though I think he might be...

- tell him to have a quick fap? Kuzmanovic

- tell that he fapped too much? Chivu

- share a milkshake with? Grandpa Rocchi.

- think that is the funniest guy in the locker? Cuchu

- Tell to cut his hair/hair change? ALVAREZ

- trade a pokemon with? Alvarez.


You recieve a new wage, which is 50% less then normal, Inter board tells you to go fuck yourself and no longer go on FIF, what would you do? Not go.

What team would you go to, if not Inter? Difficult question. Genoa or Viola.

You leave the training ground, and see a bunch of fangirls waiting for you, they want to bang you. And you know it.
But, however they are also Beiber fangirls and thus minor aged (12-16). What would you do? Avoid, not my style.


Why does everybody think I'm Kevin Dane Birch ?
Well you both have similar initials. I honestly thought it was you... Better than thinking you are Kevin Boateng

I take credit for making this interview happen.

kudos to one of the best members here, and an extremely well educated person.

on to the questions:
1: what countries have you traveled to? Quite a few.
2: how many languages do you know?
3: what is your name? ( you know my name I want to know yours) keeping that anon.
hobbies? reading perhaps?

Reading, photography, cooking, translating

I like your use of Scottish vocabulary in some of your posts :thumbsup:

They fly under the radar tho cause no one knows the meaning..


You've visited here obviously?

Cheers. Aye mate proper braw over there. Been there a few times.

Scuzie, Babadabupi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSPc8oU7YIY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Ok so me and my friends played football today and first we lost 10-7 and in the second leg we won 10-7.So we decided to go to penaltys...my question is this

Did I score the PK? Yes.

did my team win the shootout? Yes.

did I wear my Milito shirt? No.

how many goals did I score? Yes.

more of a guessing game I supose...:troll:

¿Como aprendiste el bellisimo idioma castellano?

Lo estúdio un poquito y tengo amigos que hablan español.

Anch'iooooo :fuckyea:

People always describe me as friendly, nice, polite, etc Barca fan. It's a bit boring, so should I be more of an asshole sometimes? Sorry to say the Barca part won't go away though.

And you cannot escape this extremely controversial question...
Marry, fuck, kill (pick one for each): Strama, Branca, Moratti.



Just to make it even more fucked up, how about between these three: Conte, Moggi, Agnelli.

I await your answers

VISCA. I'm appalled. you really are trying to shake off the nice girl image.

Question 1: Fuck, kill, marry.
Question 2: Kill them all with my Dick.

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I'll get to the other questions ASAP. Haven't forgotten them.

 

[JJM]

Originally Posted by JJM
Ok so me and my friends played football today and first we lost 10-7 and in the second leg we won 10-7.So we decided to go to penaltys...my question is this

Did I score the PK? Yes.

did my team win the shootout? Yes.

did I wear my Milito shirt? No.

how many goals did I score? Yes.

more of a guessing game I supose...:troll:


:notbad: you almost got them all right.I scored 8 out of 17 :troll:

 

[Nerazzurro]

Giving you your 1000th thank because seeing "999" just annoyed the shit out of me.

That's called OCD. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by JJM
Ok so me and my friends played football today and first we lost 10-7 and in the second leg we won 10-7.So we decided to go to penaltys...my question is this

Did I score the PK? Yes.

did my team win the shootout? Yes.

did I wear my Milito shirt? No.

how many goals did I score? Yes.

more of a guessing game I supose...:troll:


:notbad: you almost got them all right.I scored 8 out of 17 :troll:

Yes.

 

[Fitzy]

Do you often have "turf 'n' turf" meals?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Do you often have "turf 'n' turf" meals?

I don't know if you meant surf n turf but I'll take this opportunity to say: the way I like my steak, is next to my other steak. Definition of turf'n'turf

Edit: that's quite a coaster question. Are you sober, mate?

 

[Fitzy]

I don't know if you meant surf n turf but I'll take this opportunity to say: the way I like my steak, is next to my other steak. Definition of turf'n'turf

Yes I meant turf'n'turf...

 

[Nerazzurro]

Yes I meant turf'n'turf...

Been a long time since scrubs, mate. Honestly couldn't remember turf n turf from turk.

Couldn't even remember turf and turf. Told you I liked a steak next to a steak. Says it all really.

Brinner is a fucking messy deal on a Sunday night though.

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my laptop went on repetitive startup repair, my blackberry screen is crashed, the date on my watch did not rotate. They all happened on the same day.. what shits have happened to me and why?

Must be devious hacking your shit. Your watch... Stop getting knockoffs from the thai blackmarket.

Where are the scary questions?

 

[Visca]

You have the power to send Juve & Milan to Serie C2, but at a cost that Inter get stuck with Strama as coach, sign five clones of Schelotto & won't win a single title for the next 25 years. Do you do it?

On a scale of 1 to Pajo, how much do you like sausage?

Why the hell do I have the third most amount of posts in the "I hate Barca" thread?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Right, more tomorrow. I'll answer batman, spork and visca's then.

 

[Fitzy]

On a scale of 1 to Pajo, how much do you like sausage?