Interview with Nerazzuro

[Sokrates]

Mazzarri or Guidolin?

Mancini or Petkovic?

Allegri or Montella?

Maran or Pioli?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Mazzarri or Guidolin? Mazzarri. Guidolin I wouldn't mind either, but I think when you compare Napoli and Udinese in Europe, Napoli was better.

Mancini or Petkovic? Mancini.

Allegri or Montella? Montella.

Maran or Pioli? Maran

.

 

[Pharaoh]

Do you watch any other sports but football?

What's your favorite thing about Egypt?

Most hated thing?


First thing you'd do when you go back?


Alexandria or Sharm?


All the perverted shit has been asked already so thats all

 

[Nerazzurro]

These are the last questions I will answer. I've picked the next victim for an interview. But nobody at FIF knows who I have in mind....

Do you watch any other sports but football? I like to watch kickboxing, track & field, UFC/Jiu Jitsu and when it happens...women's beach volleyball, for their serving skills obviously.

What's your favorite thing about Egypt? The food. The people. The expressions they use.

Most hated thing? ZAHMA. It's bloody crowded in Cairo/Alex.

Devious yao2


First thing you'd do when you go back? Eat a taameyya sandwich. Typical...I know.


Alexandria or Sharm? Alex is nice. But Sharm all the way, though I would like go up to Ein Sukhna and/or Taba.


All the perverted shit has been asked already so thats all

Sanka yoo very mush.

 

[Ed.]

I got horny when a sexy hot girl made me angry.. why is that?

Why did you think that I was fapping when I was angry?

Are you a homo? If not, what are you?

 

[Pharaoh]

These are the last questions I will answer. I've picked the next victim for an interview. But nobody at FIF knows who I have in mind....

That's okay I would eat Shawerma when I go back

 

[Sokrates]

Icardi or Insigne?

Kovacic or Hamsik?

Pagliuca or Toldo?

Cordoba or Samuel?

Cambiasso or Stankovic?

Milito or Ibrahimovic?

Ronaldo or Vieri?

San Siro or Giuseppe Meazza stadio?

 

[Nerazzurro]

I got horny when a sexy hot girl made me angry.. why is that? Hot girl pent up sexual frustration.

Why did you think that I was fapping when I was angry? Pent up sexual frustration probably.

Are you a homo? If not, what are you? Android.

That's okay I would eat Shawerma when I go back

Shawerma is my second choice, then foolah

Icardi or Insigne? Icardi

Kovacic or Hamsik? Kovacic

Pagliuca or Toldo?

Cordoba or Samuel? Cordoba

Cambiasso or Stankovic? Cuchu

Milito or Ibrahimovic? Milito

Ronaldo or Vieri? Ronaldo

San Siro or Giuseppe Meazza stadio? San Siro

Decided on the porn star: Lisa Ann.

- - - Updated - - -

Ok next victim is Visca. Round up the anti Barça sentiment and get your questions ready.

 

[JJM]

San Siro or Giuseppe Meazza stadio? San Siro

WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!

It's Giuseppe Meazza for Interisti and San Siro for the Bbilanista

:challenge:



:troll:

 

[Nerazzurro]

San Siro or Giuseppe Meazza stadio? San Siro

WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!

It's Giuseppe Meazza for Interisti and San Siro for the Bbilanista

:challenge:



:troll:

Me ne frego. I heard both sides call it San Siro. San Siro i s the area the stadium's in. All interchangeable.

 

[Visca]

When I was in Milano I never heard a single person call it the Meazza, except the girl doing the stadium tour who said that's the official name.

And... you still haven't written the story yet :fu: :fu: :fu:

 

[Nerazzurro]

Fuck. This story is worse than ed's questions.

 

[Visca]

 

[Nerazzurro]

Couple more questions:

Write a short story that includes you, me & five other FIF members of your choosing.

I'm shit at fictional story telling. Here goes:

One day devo and I were chilling, playing fifa, when we hear a knock on the door. It's Pimpin who showed up in a kilt. A red and yellow tartan to show his Macedonia roots and his newfound Scottish alliance. We decided to take on a trek. A trek to find the holy rite of passage for all Interisti: seeing Juve in B, kicking Marotta in the head, and banging Barbara Berlusconi (curva nord were onto something).

So far we thankfully accomplished the first. But we needed help to get the last two. So we called on Visca who is connected well with the Barçit team, to setup a meeting with the strabismic fuck Marotta who wants to rubare Sanchez to rubentus. (He's been eyeing Sanchez with one eye and Moggi's wife with the other). As Marotta and his assistant, wera entered the Barça meeting room, the Interisti (who included the young interista jjm) took turns in giving Marotta a swift kick in the head, while wera away. Finally in the heat of it, Visca showed her true colours and screamed "FORZA INTER" and planted a Recoba style kick that made Marotta jump.

That was one part of the rite of passage done. The end?

 

[Kenny]

Please continue.