Interview with Native

[Dylan]

Good point, Dylan. Opps, I mean IrishInterista69

 

[sanka]

Another example of why people should probably have the courtesy to put "formerly known as______" in a tiny font in their sigs.

What about those who like to stay undercover? I had many names yaoo

 

[wera]

the undercover brother

 

[Coasterfreek]

@ this thread. I like it where Snake's old name is showing on his interview thread.

 

[Native]

This is very familiar indeed. But it doesn't matter: I'm a new human now, so a new interview would only suffice.

Not that my input is in any way required to make this thread golden, because it already is, but since I saw a private message from our crzd friend asking me to reply to this I couldn't resist to once again be that gentle, well-meaning and loving person that I always am, filling up this eager kid's mouth with my seeds of wisdom.

Hi.... We should be friends . We got a little heated during the WC and maybe should make up :rollani:
Well, you know how a European like me can't stand the heat.

Any way don't be a bitch and answer my questions
Wel, I apologize for my absence sir, I have been rather 'busy'.

1. Name
Martjin

2. Age
Stone(d) Ages

3. where do you live?
Nijmegen

4. what do you do?
All of your family, cleaning sisters included.

5. When/why did you start supporting Inter?
In 2007, initially I liked the shirt design and colors so much it drew my attention, and then I stuck around after finding out the club's the only Adriana Lima in an asylum full of overaged and drugged whores.

6. favorite player of all time?
Mauro Zarate.
I'm glad you didn't ask for elaboration.

7. Why do you hate Colombia so much?
I do?

Oh, right. It's all about dat weed vs coke bro. And Janes' tight booty will never underdo for one punctured by a needle.

8. Who got screwed worse Colombia, Croatia or Mexico at the WC?
Dunno, I never dare to peek when I hear two people having sex on the wc. Way too afraid I'll leap into some gay sex and get caught after my screaming reaction.

9. Who dives more Robben or Neymar?
I don't know, I don't follow what they do in private time. My guess would be Robben, seeing how Neymar would hate to ruim his haircut in the water while Robben himself is bald.

0. Favorite Inter player of all time?
Zanetti, for obvious reasons.

11. Least favorite Inter player of all time?
Balotelli. We've seen many horrible players whose lack of skill made you cook in anger, but an unmotivated cunt like Balotelli who won all the prizes he could wish for with us while practically snoozing all the time and then treating us the way he did can fuck off harder than any of them.

12. Would you rather have a good coach, a new stadium, or James Rodriguez, Falcao, Aguero and Yaya Toure at Inter?
A good new coach? Dude, we have Mazzarri.
Pass.

A new stadium? Sure.

All those players? We just got rid of an argie clan, lets not worsen it again by bringing in a colombian clan.

13. Do you have a crush on me?
If we're talking crushing skulls, then yes, I dream about that every night.

14. What type of girls do you like? I think Korean is the best tho their food sucks
Brunettes, just straight from home.

15. What fucked up shit are you into?
That's one way to insult the architectural design of one's house...




A mosquito tried to bite me while I was typing this. It failed.

I'll be off trying to kill it, then.

 

[Coasterfreek]

Have you been to Baarle-Nassau? And if so, what's it like to continuously cross between Belgium and the Netherlands over and over?

 

[Devious]

You misspelled your name man, it`s Martijn not Martjin :chan:

 

[Dylan]

It's Martin.

 

[Native]

you know from the car brand

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Have you been to Baarle-Nassau? And if so, what's it like to continuously cross between Belgium and the Netherlands over and over?

Not yet, I always go with the train via Roosendaal.

It s nothing special by the way, I never feel like something is suddenly different only because I pass a metal sign with Belgium written on it, on what's actually just the same tiny piece of land.

 

[Coasterfreek]

you know from the car brand

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Not yet, I always go with the train via Roosendaal.

It s nothing special by the way, I never feel like something is suddenly different only because I pass a metal sign with Belgium written on it, on what's actually just the same tiny piece of land.

There's only a few special borders of being in two place at once near me. Never seen such a complex thing like that area when I looked it up.

 

[Native]

It's usually like this here, it's the same with the border to Germany, just those bricks with crosses painted on them in the ground.

And then there is this 'three country point', where you can actually be in three (Belgium, Netherlands and Germany) countries at the same time. :slick:

 

[Kakaroto]

Fuck, Marry, Kill.... Messi, Xavi, Pep?

 

[Native]

Glad you don't have a gun pointed at my head, otherwise I'd have to answer that...

 

[nurko]

What's your favourite Dutch player of all time ?
(pardon me if the term Dutch is not correct)

 

[Sokrates]

Which from these characters is the best?

 

[Dylan]

 

[Y&h]

Link the characters above with their respective FIF member..

 

[Fitzy]

Where is Flanders in that list?

 

[spork]

And don't forget these guys.

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

Spoiler: 3

Spoiler: Finally, how on earth was this possible?

 

[Native]

I finally have a pc again after 3,5 weeks without one, so now I can write here without it taking 3 hours and give all the answers you have not been waiting for.

What's your favourite Dutch player of all time ?
(pardon me if the term Dutch is not correct)

Ruud van Nistelrooy, for some reason. The good times with him were the most fun and enjoyable of all. Probably because his name hasn't any dirt on it. When I think of Robben, I'll always keep thinking about that missed sitter in WC final 2010, for example.

Which from these characters is the best?

I don't know them very well, but I guess that would be the fatty. They are always so bullied and innocent. Also the way he's dressed shows he probably doesn't give a crap about anything.

Link the characters above with their respective FIF member..

I will, but I'll just assign the name of the person who in my head should be looking the most like the Simpsons character in question, so it'll be based on looks. This is because I don't know their characters too well, as I never care to watch the Simpsons and I've only ever seen a few episodes. Are you looking good?

Y&h

Dylan

Devious

crzdcolombian

Nyall

Jimmy

Handoyo

Me, through your eyes apparently, but trust me I'll grow up even hotter than you

dynasty27

Guney

indiecutz

Big Willy

Where is Flanders in that list?

He isn't, he's in Belgium. After that he will continue his trip in NED, right above.

And don't forget these guys.

They have been added...

I am still missing crzdcolombian in this thread.