Interview with monster09

[I4E]

Another question Monster;

How much would you pay me for my £20 note signed by Wes and Rio ?

 

[monster09]

Another question Monster;

How much would you pay me for my £20 note signed by Wes and Rio ?

£21

 

[I4E]

£21

£1 is all you value their signatures ?

I know Man U are tightarses, but c'mon bro

 

[wera]

Do you hate that old people smell?

 

[monster09]

£1 is all you value their signatures ?

I know Man U are tightarses, but c'mon bro

I'm not really a big fan of collecting autographs

Do you hate that old people smell?

What smell

 

[wera]

some old people just smell horrible, they can't do anything about it

everytime I go on the bus, there is an old guy wearing a sweater midsummer or some shit like that

so, that smell

 

[Dylan]

Recently I've been having some weird dreams for the past 3 nights, last night I stayed up late watching some Swedish horror-comedy and last night you rang me in my dream okerface:

No question attached just thought I'd let it out.

 

[monster09]

some old people just smell horrible, they can't do anything about it

everytime I go on the bus, there is an old guy wearing a sweater midsummer or some shit like that

so, that smell

Sorry man, never experienced that.

Recently I've been having some weird dreams for the past 3 nights, last night I stayed up late watching some Swedish horror-comedy and last night you rang me in my dream okerface:

No question attached just thought I'd let it out.

 

[wera]

damn you monster, poor Dylan

which bananas you like best - green, yellow or brown?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Namaste/Sat Sri Akaal.

Alright let's get these questions going. Since your flag is Indian, and I assume your Indian. These questions will have an Indian flavour to them, like a hot vindaloo in goa, during monsoon season.

Excuse my spelling for some of the things...

Alloo gobi or alloo paratha?

Kuch Kuch hota hai? Or Dil to pagal hai?

Bollywood or Tollywood?

Favourite kawali singers?

Sanjay Dutt or Amitabh Bachan?

Aishwaria Rai? or Sunny Leone?

Madarchod? or Panchod?


Explain: HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!



Finally, explain this:

EDIT: So you are Indian, yaar! Just read your previous answers.

 

[monster09]

Namaste/Sat Sri Akaal.

Alright let's get these questions going. Since your flag is Indian, and I assume your Indian. These questions will have an Indian flavour to them, like a hot vindaloo in goa, during monsoon season.

Excuse my spelling for some of the things...

Alloo gobi or alloo paratha? Aloo Paratha

Kuch Kuch hota hai? Or Dil to pagal hai? Neither

Bollywood or Tollywood? Tollywood by a country mile

Favourite kawali singers? None

Sanjay Dutt or Amitabh Bachan? Bachan

Aishwaria Rai? or Sunny Leone? Aishwarya Rai

Madarchod? or Panchod?


Explain: HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

Who?Finally, explain this:

Amazing, trust me massage is awesome and I had those many times but never had this type

Now please suggest some names for the next interview..

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damn you monster, poor Dylan

which bananas you like best - green, yellow or brown?

Yellow

 

[sollie]

Is the IPL fixed?
Dhoni or Tendulkar?
Am I right in thinking you’re an RCB fan? Would you exchange Gayle for Dhoni if you had the chance?
Would the IPL be better if they had Pakistani players?
What do you think of Mohammed Amir (banned Pakistan cricketer)? Do you think his ban was too much?
Make you XI Pakistan/India combined line up.
Why do India mainly produce great batmen and Pakistan mainly produce great bowlers.
Top 5 footballers you would love to punch?
Top 5 cricketers you would love to punch?
Top 5 non sportsmen you would love to punch?
Its India-Pak final in the World Cup, and Man Utd vs Liverpool final in the CL. You have to pick one of your teams to win and the other to lose, which do you pick?
Your greatest XI football team ever?
Kill, Fuck and Marry: Wickie wizard, YNWA, Luis Suarez.

 

[Nerazzurro]

This is the "How can she slap?" video I was referring to in my questions.

 

[Pimpin]

Recently I've been having some weird dreams for the past 3 nights, last night I stayed up late watching some Swedish horror-comedy and last night you rang me in my dream okerface:

No question attached just thought I'd let it out.

you sound like a girlfriend of mine, she tells me a scary ass dream and says.. only few times my dreams have come real..


I'm like FUCKKK blivious:

 

[monster09]

Is the IPL fixed? Spot fixing? Yes. Whole IPL is fixed? No
Dhoni or Tendulkar? Tendulkar. It's not even close.

Am I right in thinking you’re an RCB fan? Would you exchange Gayle for Dhoni if you had the chance? Yes, I'm a RCB fan. Very tough one but I wouldn't swap. Gayle is just amazing and one of the biggest hero in Banglore.

Would the IPL be better if they had Pakistani players? I don't know. I will leave as it is as cheering for Pak players would be very weird (you know what I mean )

What do you think of Mohammed Amir (banned Pakistan cricketer)? Do you think his ban was too much? He was the only bowler who was close to the great Wasim Akram. I used to watch test match (Pak Vs Aussies) just to watch his spells. Great talent and would have gone one to become on of the best bowlers to have played the game IMO. Yeah I think his ban was too harsh. I didn't read his stroy properly but wasn't it Butt who forced him to do spot fixing? Yeah his ban was very harsh.

Make you XI Pakistan/India combined line up. It's simple, 7 Indian players (Batsman and Keeper) and 4 Pak bowlers.

Why do India mainly produce great batmen and Pakistan mainly produce great bowlers. Weird isn't it. Pak players gets banned and in the next game they will play a bowler who is almost as good as the previous one. Lack of pace bowling in India is so pathetic when you consider the love for the game in India and the resource pool.

Top 5 footballers you would love to punch? Terry, Suarez, Tevez, Chiellini, Biscuits. Add Ramos and Pepe too.

Top 5 cricketers you would love to punch? Ponting, Symonds, Pollard, Sreesanth.

Top 5 non sportsmen you would love to punch? All our politicians. Have plenty and can't choose only 5.

Its India-Pak final in the World Cup, and Man Utd vs Liverpool final in the CL. You have to pick one of your teams to win and the other to lose, which do you pick? Very very hard but I would go with India winning world cup as it's against Pak.

Your greatest XI football team ever? I will go with only players I have watched.

Schmeichel

Zanetti Nesta Stam Maldini

Redondo Zidane

Ronaldo Messi Ronaldinho

Ronaldo


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Very hard to pick as there are players like Sheva, Iniesta, Keane, Vieira, Henry, Xavi and many other great players but I'm going with the players I have watched a lot.

Kill, Fuck and Marry: Wickie wizard, YNWA, Luis Suarez. Please spare me.

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[wera]

what the hell happened to this part of the forum

 

[monster09]

Ed's interview man. Not sure what he has done now.

 

[Devious]

Who's monster 9?

 

[Manusnovic]

Hello monster09, my question is- are you one of those indian punjabi man utd fans I always see on tv whenever manutd are playing ? They are always in the standings whenever united is playing.

 

[ScottishInterista]

Hello monster09, my question is- are you one of those indian punjabi man utd fans I always see on tv whenever manutd are playing ? They are always in the standings whenever united is playing.

What a question.