Interview with Michael

[Sokrates]

How much time do you need per day for fedenerazzurra?

Where do u live?

Why football (the european one)?

Burger King or McDonalds?

Coca Cola or Pepsi?

Budweiser or Heinecken?

Vieri or Crespo?

Real Madrid or Barcelona?

Toldo or Pagliuca?

Tequila or Bacardi?

Coffee or tea?

Chocolate or chips?

Rock or Jazz?






Fedenerazzurra or FIF? :troll:

:foreveralone:

 

[Nerazzurro]

Here's a hard hitting question for you: toilet paper roll up? Or down?

 

[Uncommon]

dude,dude you made a forever alone group :genius:

Yes i did, and yet, you'r group was to lame for me. :troll:

Now, what does that say?

 

[Big Willy]

The thanks coalition is the lamest thing I've heard of on this forum... And that's saying something.

You are in a thank coallition too :work:

 

[Nerazzurro]

Ouch.

 

[JJM]

Yes i did, and yet, you'r group was to lame for me. :troll:

Now, what does that say?

You choose to be :foreveralone:

man get help! :troll:

also

JJM --- Michael's assistant in news reporting

 

[Earth]

Thanks guys we love u too

 

[Nerazzurro]

I love everyone here... Ok most of you.

 

[Shaun]

Your gf's and your moms brains get switched, and you have to have intercourse with one of them to switch their brains back. Who do you choose Mikey?

Wow, nice question...bravo

 

[Michael]

That is one of the easiest questions in this thread. Smack the girlfriend upside the head so I don't have to deal with the "mom brains" then do my business.

The question didn't say she has to be conscious. :closeenough: Although that is kinda like rape but whatever.

I'm gonna tease yall with that. The rest is tomorrow. :awwwyeah:

 

[spork]

1. Would you rather have chickenpox (at your current age) or syphilis?

2. This man was born a cripple and his subsequent operation left him with a distorted leg. However, he silenced his critics with a pair World Cup titles in his repertoire. Name this mystery man.

3. How can you cut a pie into eight equal pieces with only three cuts?

4. Provide a reason for the drop in overall quality of Fox's longest running sitcom - The Simpsons.

5. Do ghost Pokémon die?

 

[Devious]

I love everyone here.

 

[Michael]

1) Do you sleep two pillows or one? What's the deal with people who sleep with two?

You tell me. Notice how I have two holes on the wall. One was because I was angry at something and the other was for “wrestling.”

Boxers, briefs or sandals?

Boxers.

Do you love your job? You know, your real life one...

Demanding job but good pay and I have firing power so what not to like. :datass:

The urge to urinate wakes you up in the middle of the night but the bathroom is at the other end of your apartment/house/shack. Do you say fuck it and go back to sleep and possibly damage your bladder like I do every night or do you make the long voyage and risk tripping on your cat in the dark?

You know, the there are two reasons why I’ve “Wanted” like literally 10 times are: Jolie getting out of the tub naked, and to solve this dilemma. Curve that stream man. Curve it. Although, you have to point that thing at a certain angle. Straight up in the air is a no no. :challenge:

What's the deal with the 6am start times for Inter for those of us on the West Coast? I think we should start a petition that all Inter games be moved to evening games in Italy therefore fucking over the Australians. Agreed?

Hell yes. Aussies are taking over this place so people on West Coast must unite. Late games only please. :work:

I dropped my laptop when I was drunk and now the screen is all wonky. Can you fix it for me or buy me a new one?

Buy a new one.

What's the deal with people wearing socks with sandals, especially during late spring and summer?

Not sure, must have ugly ass feet or something.

How much time do you need per day for fedenerazzurra?

At night and when I have free time. I’m getting quicker at translating articles now so it doesn’t take a lot of time like before.

Where do u live?

Sacramento California.

Why football (the european one)?

Why not?[/]

Burger King or McDonalds?

If I have to choose one, McDonalds

Coca Cola or Pepsi?

Coke

Budweiser or Heinecken?

Heineken

Vieri or Crespo?

Crespo

Real Madrid or Barcelona?

Now that Mou is leaving Madrid, Barcelona.

Toldo or Pagliuca?

Toldo

Tequila or Bacardi?

tequila

Coffee or tea?

Not a tea fan so coffee

Chocolate or chips?
Not even close, chocolate

Rock or Jazz?

Rock

Fedenerazzurra or FIF? :troll:

FN is first love, soulmate and sexy as hell. FIF is something on the side. :fap:

I'm not gonna read all that...

1- Who are the 6 FIF allies with you?

Uni, Fitz, I4E, Kato (knows Judo and shit), Dara and Hal.

2- Who are the 7 Footballing Villains?

They're all Juventini.

3- Who will each of you take on individually?

I guess this has something to do with the long paragraph. Didn't read so don't know.

4- Your choices of weapons for each?

Anything that can get the job done.

5- After the battle, what will the big exit scenario be?

Cool guys don't look back at explosions.

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Why is it that every filthy Asian porn I find is censored? Don't you find that annoying?

You just don't know where to look. Pm for information.

Your gf's and your moms brains get switched, and you have to have intercourse with one of them to switch their brains back. Who do you choose Mikey?

Knock out the girlfriend with mom's brains then do my business. Easy enough.

Here's a hard hitting question for you: toilet paper roll up? Or down?

Roll down.

1. Would you rather have chickenpox (at your current age) or syphilis?

Chickenpox.

2. This man was born a cripple and his subsequent operation left him with a distorted leg. However, he silenced his critics with a pair World Cup titles in his repertoire. Name this mystery man.

You stumped me.

3. How can you cut a pie into eight equal pieces with only three cuts?

What? I ate all of the pie already when you were busying figure that shit out.

4. Provide a reason for the drop in overall quality of Fox's longest running sitcom - The Simpsons.

Don't really watch it much but being the logest running show could be the reason.

5. Do ghost Pokémon die?

No. They just faint. It's a kids game, they dont die.

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No more questions people. I just need some suggestion on who is the next interviewee.

 

[Visca]

hahah I feel you on the early start times man. One of the things I'm looking forward to forgetting about when I move to Europe

 

[Kato]

Tequila :fuckyea: Knew I liked you for a reason

 

[I4E]

Good work Mick. Your interview was as insightful as the daily Inter news you provide us with :star:

Interviewee suggestion: Pajolacio

 

[spork]

No more questions people. I just need some suggestion on who is the next interviewee.

You can pick one of:
William_Ross
Howl
Fapuccino
Nerazzurro
monster09
Interista809
thatdude
Ed.

 

[Fitzy]

Please not ninuk.

 

[Visca]

I second Pajo

 

[Kato]

Pajo the sausage king XD