Interview with Michael

[Choppin Onions]

Huh. I thought you were some 'bot created by Han this entire time :chan:


1) Do you sleep two pillows or one? What's the deal with people who sleep with two?

2) Boxers, briefs or sandals?

3) Do you love your job? You know, your real life one...

4) The urge to urinate wakes you up in the middle of the night but the bathroom is at the other end of your apartment/house/shack. Do you say fuck it and go back to sleep and possibly damage your bladder like I do every night or do you make the long voyage and risk tripping on your cat in the dark?

5) What's the deal with the 6am start times for Inter for those of us on the West Coast? I think we should start a petition that all Inter games be moved to evening games in Italy therefore fucking over the Australians. Agreed?

6) I dropped my laptop when I was drunk and now the screen is all wonky. Can you fix it for me or buy me a new one?

 

[Michael]

So many damn questions, very emotional right now. :derpcry:

Tomorrow...

 

[spork]

What's the deal with people wearing socks with sandals, especially during late spring and summer?

 

[Sokrates]

How much time do you need per day for fedenerazzurra?

Where do u live?

Why football (the european one)?

Burger King or McDonalds?

Coca Cola or Pepsi?

Budweiser or Heinecken?

Vieri or Crespo?

Real Madrid or Barcelona?

Toldo or Pagliuca?

Tequila or Bacardi?

Coffee or tea?

Chocolate or chips?

Rock or Jazz?






Fedenerazzurra or FIF? :troll:

 

[Y&h]

Torino - Italia

It's a cold winter night in the evil capital of the black & white. The outskirts of the city were in particular suffering from vision and transportation problems after a storm broke out three days ago. Between the thick layers of snow, flickers from a large tank's headlamps were giving away unfamiliar signals as the motion of the vehicle halted. As the massive door descended, a man in the detested black & blue outfit to the people of the city came out with his gear on his back. Checking out the atmosphere, he signaled to the vehicle to flash the headlamps once more as if he was waiting for something or someone. They were seconds before the shadows of 6 individuals approached our hero. Warm greetings were in the air between the allies as the vehicle went into stealth mode, integrating with the snow. Our hero was set to follow his friends to the City's main attraction; the Juventus Arena.

Breaking into the staduim of piss was surprisingly an easy job, a thing that worried our hero who was reassured by his pals. One of the squad's members thought it was funny to mess around with Moggi's dildo collection hidden deep under his referee reports in that sealed gift of an office the Juve scum were planning to announce. Long dildo story short, Umberto's statue is now in a happy place.

Our heroes were now on the Stadium's pitch, preparing their "gift" to the pathetic empire. The 7 Nerazzurri knights spread throughout the field to set their [go wild with your imagination] bombs. Waiting for his pals to gather, M noticed strange movement around them in the douchebags facility. An evil laugh broke out as the lights went on to spot our heroes and catch them off guard. As the bombs were defused, M saw that he and his buddies were surrounded by 7 hidden foes... so there was a one way out... a showdown.

1- Who are the 6 FIF allies with you?
2- Who are the 7 Footballing Villains?
3- Who will each of you take on individually?
4- Your choices of weapons for each?
5- After the battle, what will the big exit scenario be?

 

[Michael]

Which player from the current Inter roster would you eat and describe the dish. A Cassano Casserole? A Nagatomo sashimi?

I’m into healthy stuff now so Tomato Broccoli and maybe someone’s Pasta (Simone Pasa in case you people don’t get it).

You should join the thank coalition tbfh we could use a powerfull figure like you Mike!

So wanna join?! :challenge::derpcry:

I am a one-man show and can take on your little thank coalition. Bring it on.

Circumcision or not? And why? :madbiscione:

Circumcision or not, it does not prevent you from... releasing tension.

What's Ana Banana's facebook name ?

Stay away from Ana Banana...

Who do you hate most on FIF?

Whoever that hasn’t thanked me...

Mikey, sice you're youre an habid CoD player, have you played it while high on weed? If yes, which was your best score and tell us if you swear a lot while losing.

Thanks.

No, I have not played CoD games high on weed. However, I have played while I was drunk and still managed to go 20 kills and 10 deaths.

Yes, swear a lot especially playing with stupid people and those that don’t thank me especially after I carried them on my back.

Saigon or Ho Chi Minh?

Ho Chi Minh

Pho real?

Pho is pho real.

Would you rather watch a 3 hour-long Elton John concert or a George Michael concert?

Elton John, then 6 hour-long love making session with significant other.

Favorite action hero and action hero movie? Jean Claude Van Damme in Time Cop? John Matrix in Commando? Note: Steven Seagal is not a real action hero.

Bruce Willis and Arnold Shwag

Something embarrassing you secretly enjoy? Like, Metallica, or Hugh Grant movies.

Disney Channel shows

Favorite musician / musical group?

Don’t really have one but I listen to John Lennon, Billy Joel, Eminem, Train etc...

Favorite team out of coasters favorite teams?

So Lakers, Raiders, A’s and Sharks? Sharks for me.

Madonna or Cyndi Lauper? (Trick question)

Madonna, she has more money.

Favorite TV series? (I'll be truly disappointed if you say something like Two and a half men, or True Blood)

The usual, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Californication, Shameless, Weed... and Walking Dead although I think it is overrated as fuck.

Why are you so annoying on Facebook?

It's my account and that's how I roll.

What type of food do you like eating? *

Already answered this question. Didn't you pay attention? God... :fu:


What type of alcohol do you like to drink?

Anything that can turn me into buzzdick. Though dont really drink anymore.

.

 

[Earth]

I think if all the coalition members merged our thanks we still wouldnt beat Michael

 

[Kakaroto]

Why is it that every filthy Asian porn I find is censored? Don't you find that annoying?

 

[Jane The Virgin]

Your gf's and your moms brains get switched, and you have to have intercourse with one of them to switch their brains back. Who do you choose Mikey?

 

[JJM]

Originally Posted by JJM
You should join the thank coalition tbfh we could use a powerfull figure like you Mike!

So wanna join?! :challenge::derpcry:

I am a one-man show and can take on your little thank coalition. Bring it on.


Well...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


nah...just kidding do what you wish

 

[Fitzy]

Your gf's and your moms brains get switched, and you have to have intercourse with one of them to switch their brains back. Who do you choose Mikey?

Never heard that one before...

 

[Fitzy]

Originally Posted by JJM
You should join the thank coalition tbfh we could use a powerfull figure like you Mike!

So wanna join?! :challenge::derpcry:

I am a one-man show and can take on your little thank coalition. Bring it on.


Well...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


nah...just kidding do what you wish

The thanks coalition is the lamest thing I've heard of on this forum... And that's saying something.

 

[JJM]

The thanks coalition is the lamest thing I've heard of on this forum... And that's saying something.

 

[Fitzy]

would do

 

[Uncommon]

I agree with Fitzy on this one, they wanted me to join, but i refused. That's to lame even for me, and that's saying something.

 

[sanka]

Thankael doesn't know me? lulz

Well i kept changin names so.. I have to forgive you.

 

[JJM]

I agree with Fitzy on this one, they wanted me to join, but i refused. That's to lame even for me, and that's saying something.

dude,dude you made a forever alone group :genius:

 

[Jane The Virgin]

Never heard that one before...

i know <3

im making it a thing, like one of the top 5 most common questions

 

[Y&h]

People taking the thank coalition as a serious thing.

 

[Fitzy]

People taking the thank coalition as a serious thing.