Interview with JJM

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I thought it was an interview with Jose Mourinho.


JJM,

You have three questions you can ask Massimo Moratti, and he will give you 100% truth. Although he is not capable of this in reality.

What will you ask him?
 

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Keep on rocking it, JJM. What part of Slovenia do you live? Since your the only regular FIF member I remember, I always wondered about that. U seem like a west side person, Gorica/Koper?

Good try Uni.
 

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Do you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

If you do, I proclaim you my favourite poster.
 

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Sorry bro, these questions I asked were influenced from my friends whom like to like to bash each other with gay jokes (though were not homophobic or anything).

but back on topic,

Pepsi or Coke?
Coke
What the heck?


Heck

A fusion of the words hell and fuck. It is used by saying "What the heck!" as a stand-in for hell or fuck but is really worse than saying "What the hell!" or "What the fuck!" You are really saying "What the hellfuck!"
Tom: "What the heck did you do with my condoms! I am trying to get laid
:derp:
Most embarrassing moment?
Went on a blind date and found out that my friends trolled me...:palm:
If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell, would you consider it to be a success?
yeah sure why not...
Why is the "0" on the phone after "1" but not before 1?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0yFuN3ajHNc/UCrWXfdENgI/AAAAAAAAAFw/Dy9mk4wzS6c/s1600/binary.png

What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
he turns to a mutant bat looking thing and visits you in Canada...be afraid dear mortal!
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
When you reach that trash island in the pacific
If a lesbian has sex with another women but not with another man is she still considered a virgin?
only a real dick can resolve that issue tbfh
What's the difference between ketchup and catsup?
Both Ketchup and Catsup are condiments usually made with ripened tomatoes. The term "ketchup" is more popular in most countries; "catsup" is used in some parts of southern U.S. The ingredients used - tomatoes, sugar, salt, vinegar, cinnamon etc. - are pretty much the same in both ketchup and catsup.

and lastly, what do you think about Anže Kopitar?
best Slovenian hockey player ever but I don't watch hockey to much...
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I thought it was an interview with Jose Mourinho.


JJM,

You have three questions you can ask Massimo Moratti, and he will give you 100% truth. Although he is not capable of this in reality.

What will you ask him?
Hmm...good question!
1.Why the fuck do you put up with Branca's incopetence?
2.Do you still have the drive to make Inter big again?
3.How long you gonna stay in charge?

Do you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

If you do, I proclaim you my favourite poster.
I like a couple of their songs...
 

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Sorry Kev. If it makes you feel any better, I secretly wanted to know if you'd do ass-to-mouth with Lisa Ann after she tossed your salad.


I'll think of some questions for the fearless JJM tonight. Much like Raul Dukington, I'm running a bit behind.

Yes, I'd do. i'd do ass-to-mouth :closeenough:
 

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We done here? :derp:
 

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I always thought JJM stands for Jo-Jo the Monkey. :D

Here's a question that's toast related. Why does it always fall butter-side down?
 

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I always thought JJM stands for Jo-Jo the Monkey. :D

Here's a question that's toast related. Why does it always fall butter-side down?

laws of gravity my dear fellow :einstein:
 

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is there no one else?! :challenge:
 

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Announce the next victim already tbh.
 

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Announce the next victim already tbh.

maybe later...we ain't done here! :challenge:



:trolldad:


:eek:kay:maybe Pimpin or Nerazzurro or Earth...don't know yet
 

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Please not me J. I know its your decision but I think Im too much of a noob to get interviewed. Let me get into the Nerazzurri team first.
 

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I want you to know it's a little fucked up,
That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',
Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses...

:awyeah:
 
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