Interview with I4E

[Dylan]

First two are easy. third one would take a couple dozen beer bottles to piss that much.

Nobody mentioned piss.

 

[Fitzy]

How would you get said shit on all the surfaces? Just use your hand or something or point and aim?

 

[I4E]

How would you get said shit on all the surfaces? Just use your hand or something or point and aim?

Use a spatula

 

[spork]

 

[Ed.]

3. Shit all over the corporate seats and every door handle in the stadium.

how do you get out from there tho if you shit on every door handle?

 

[I4E]

how do you get out from there tho if you shit on every door handle?

leave the exit door till last. :slick:

 

[Ed.]

leave the exit door till last. :slick:

so you would open all doors yourself?

 

[I4E]

so you would open all doors yourself?

No, I hired helper elves

 

[Fitzy]

I expect a detailed document describing your plan on my desk by monday.

 

[Pharaoh]

Signed by the leader of the elves giving consent to this mission lulz