Interview with I4E

[Universe]

Hello

1. What is your name?
2. When were you born?
3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. Whereabouts do you currently reside in Aus? Are you in Melbo's like those gay doods anon and raul duek? Are you in Sydno's like straight up gangstas myself and Alessandro? Or somewhere else perhaps? (keeping in mind everywhere else in australia is kinda shit) (I don't know where fitzo's lives)
6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?
8. On a scale of :alone: to :slick: to :trollol:, how legit are you?
9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.
10. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $2000............................... would you allow him to take erotic (but of course, artistic) nude photos of you?
11. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $20000.............. would you let him.. nah I can't say that, that's too fucken depraved.
12. What are some hobbies/pastimes of yours? e.g. smelling things, collecting teeth, making trophies of the ears of fallen victims

 

[I4E]

Firstly :trollol: :trollol: :trollol: :slick:

Hello

1. What is your name?
2. When were you born?
3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. Whereabouts do you currently reside in Aus? Are you in Melbo's like those gay doods anon and raul duek? Are you in Sydno's like straight up gangstas myself and Alessandro? Or somewhere else perhaps? (keeping in mind everywhere else in australia is kinda shit) (I don't know where fitzo's lives)
6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?
8. On a scale of :alone: to :slick: to :trollol:, how legit are you?
9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.
10. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $2000............................... would you allow him to take erotic (but of course, artistic) nude photos of you?
11. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $20000.............. would you let him.. nah I can't say that, that's too fucken depraved.
12. What are some hobbies/pastimes of yours? e.g. smelling things, collecting teeth, making trophies of the ears of fallen victims

1. Kris. I don't like giving away too much detail but my first name i'm happy with.

2. 1975. i'm 40 in Juventus years

3. Currently i'm in quality management doing alot of change management shit. Although i've also been involved in Health & Safety and Industrial Relations but that gave me the shits (nothing more hilarious than being in meetings with piss weak CEO's, GM's and Industry experts and seeing them jumping over boardroom tables to throw girly slaps at each other ). Degree in Mechanical Engineering (never ever worked as a mechanical engineer though). But when i was a kid growing up, i wanted to be a footballer or a caterpillar :ralph:

4. Nobody is my Daddy, i'm the daddy :slick:

5. Geelong (the best dam city in Oz !) Melbourne is the bigger, older, retarded brother of Geelong (no Gays or gangstas in Geelong )

6. Hard to point out the exact time i started supporting Inter. Circa 1982. I had absolutely no choice. My Uncle was an Ultra (back when they were nasty, evil people). My uncle came to visit us in Oz, i loved football and first started playing when i was 5 and he pushed Inter onto me. My father never had a favorite team but always carried on about how great Juve are/were. My uncle sent me an Inter jersey a year or two later (still got it). Growing up i was the only Interista amongst the football loving crowd i grew up around, every other kid loved L'Pool, Juventus or Milan.

7. So many memories my favorite memory would be the 88/89 scudetto because it was my first experience of winning a title. I clearly recall listening to the commentry of the game live on italian radio with my father, oh dear how times have changed.

As for favorite player, RUBEN SOSA. The most underated player in the world. First player to wear the white sock/tape over the black socks(waaaaaaaaaaay before faggots like C.Ronaldo or Nani etc). Was extremely fast, skillfull and scored goals from everywhere and anywhere ! Single handedly won games for Inter during his time with us.

8: :slick: as legit as legit can be.

9. :challenge:

10. Mr Onions can take as many pics of me as he likes

11. To finish your question ..... suck your dick ? yes, i'd let Mr Onions pay me so he could suck my dick

12. Don't really have hobbies, just no time for it anymore, used to love guitar. Love football, drinking, women, fighting ... in that order (sounds like a typical Oz night out )... but seriously, travelling

Any further questions

 

[snake]

Please provide one word to describe each of these users.

i4e
Uniball
Dyna-mite27
Dino AKA Mr Yeah
Uncie Blackmore
N4l
Broha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Enz
Figo lover
B-rad (choppinions)
buzzdick
anonthegreat
antonthegreat
YgYgYg

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[Coasterfreek]

Do you follow AFL? Or do you have a thick accent?

 

[Universe]

2. 1975. i'm 40 in Juventus years

:trollol::trollol::trollol: genius

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:trollol: that Cassano one always cracks me up no matter what

 

[I4E]

Do you follow AFL? Or do you have a thick accent?

I do follow AFL, although it's turned very gay in recent times. Players today go the full body wax and spray-on tan :chan: and are weak as piss.

I don't have a thick accent. Born and raised in Oz, my accent is as ozzie as Micheal J (crocodile) Dundee.



Snake - I'll have to reply to your post later tonight.

 

[Devious]

4. Nobody is my Daddy..

My father never had a favorite team but always carried on about how great Juve are/were....

Oh that explains it.. I`d repudiate my daddy too if I were you. :thumbsup:

Agree also on Sosa.. legend!

Just a couple of questions if you dont mind..

1- How many teeth do yo have?
2- Are you familiar with the term The Shmoo?
3- Have you killed someone before? why not?
4- Did you rape an underage girl/boy before?
5- Did you drink blood before?
6- You live in a city called "Geelong", what`s your excuse?
7- Did you use firearms before?
8- What do you think will happen on Friday 21-12-2012?
9- Have you rob a bank before? why not?

Thanks

 

[I4E]

Based on questions you've provided ... Devious is the perfect name for you

1- How many teeth do yo have? However many an adult human has + the wisdom teeth (I still have my wisdom teeth)

2- Are you familiar with the term The Shmoo? the 'Picture' magazine definition: Yes . Other: No

3- Have you killed someone before? why not? No, Cos I've heard jail is a nasty place to be

4- Did you rape an underage girl/boy before? okerface: no

5- Did you drink blood before? No, Your scarying me

6- You live in a city called "Geelong", what`s your excuse? Born here, tried to leave but couldn't find a better place to go to.

7- Did you use firearms before? Yes, who hasn't ?

8- What do you think will happen on Friday 21-12-2012? Will be hitting the pub for work christmas break up drinks when a pot smoking, teenage conspiracy theorist dressed in black with black eye-liner tells me "the world is about to end !". Then i punch him in the head and say "Yeah .... for you !" :slick:

9- Have you rob a bank before? why not? No, Banks rob me

 

[n4l]

Interesting. Our careers are not far off. I started in Quality Management and now I'm in Health & Safety.

 

[Besnik]

1) If you was a technical director at Inter, what would be the first change you would make?
2) Do you think we need a new fullback who could be a sure starter or Nagatomo should be starting in the long shot?
3) What is your opinion regarding our attack (a long ass description about how you feel, and what is necessary)?
4) Let's suppose you're in charge of Inter's transfer market moves, and all of sudden Ibra asks to come back... what would be your response?
5) Your prediction about our upcomming season (both, Italian and European adventure).

 

[Dylan]

How does it feel that you're old enough to be my father?

 

[I4E]

Please provide one word to describe each of these users.

i4e - guile
Uniball - comical ( feels like i went to school with him ... hmmmmmmmm )
Dyna-mite27 - Poetic
Dino AKA Mr Yeah - joker
Uncie Blackmore - :slick: 8055 (this forum needs him)
N4l - antagonistic (great poster - if only he can post for good, not evil )
Broha - Googler
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos - Rookie-cop
Pajo - Happy
Fitzy - Trueblue (Depicts the true sense of being an Aussie ( wanna beer and place $3 Mystery bets at the pub/Tab with him )
Raul Duke - Innocent
Enz - Consistent
Figo lover - Lionheart ? Superhero (Like Hulk: mild mannered then when he gets angry turns into Hulk and posts like this)
B-rad (choppinions) - Pornstar :star:
buzzdick - eager (REAL eager)
anonthegreat - As in Anon/snake ??? Fonzie (the Fonz)
antonthegreat - don't know him
YgYgYg - don't know him

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JZ: Get the fuck out of my way dickhead !

Milito: Aaaaaaaaaaargh Ricky ! ....... your cock is cold !

OMG ! ....... MY COCAINE !

I am really really really really really really sorry

Excuse me ? ... i can't hear you ! speak up ! .... did you say "your great" or "your gay" ???

THEY'RE MY GERBILS ....................MINE !

Now do you beleive me that EPL stands for English Poofters League ?

Look boys .... no underwear ! .... i'm all yours !

Oh fuck ..... i wish Xavi and Iniesta were here to get me out of this

 

[Coasterfreek]

How did you find FIF?

 

[I4E]

1) If you was a technical director at Inter, what would be the first change you would make?
2) Do you think we need a new fullback who could be a sure starter or Nagatomo should be starting in the long shot?
3) What is your opinion regarding our attack (a long ass description about how you feel, and what is necessary)?
4) Let's suppose you're in charge of Inter's transfer market moves, and all of sudden Ibra asks to come back... what would be your response?
5) Your prediction about our upcomming season (both, Italian and European adventure).

Good questions Besnik

1. Player transfer and contract policies. Similar to Man Utds. 1 year contracts to players over 30 reviewed annually (obviously). Basic contracts to youth/young players (earn your right to a big contract). Cap on transfer/contract dollars spent. Offer a transfer amount to a club/player with two conditions: Take it or GTFO (plenty of other fish in the sea).

2. No, Nagatomo should be a starter. As long as we can provide cover for him when he goes forward. There are other positions that need attention right now.

3. Our attack is lacking depth. Wes, Milito and Palacio(yet to prove at Inter but has proven it before) have what it takes. Cou is still young but improving. My concern is if 1-2 of these are injured or out, we are in a bit of bother. We need another Milito type and a winger. Don't know why Jonathan is being played as an AM on the right, Palacio (for the time being) can be played there, he has the qualities to do so.

4. "Fuck off Ibra !"

5. Serie A 2nd EL Semi Finals

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How does it feel that you're old enough to be my father?

How does it feel that your young enough to be my son ? ....... like that

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How did you find FIF?

I googled for release date of new Inter jersey last year and this came up. I read it for about a month then i joined. Never been on forums before FIF.

Good though, could never really discuss Inter as much or as often as i liked to before.

 

[Big Willy]

C'mon, there's users you need to describe with one word too

DylAUWn
Devious
ADRossi
Halalelal (snake)
Roller coaster
Ana la banana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
the REAL Nyall
Calzone
Visca
and..
Me blivious:

 

[Devious]

Good answers!

Now Im preparing an exam. some questions in math, biology, geometry, history and astronomy. I can do that, can I? huh? huh?? blivious:

 

[I4E]

C'mon, there's users you need to describe with one word too

DylAUWn
Devious
ADRossi
Halalelal (snake)
Roller coaster
Ana la banana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
the REAL Nyall
Calzone
Visca
and..
Me blivious:

DylAUWn - cheeky (reminds me of the younger, smaller kid that hangs out with the older boys )
Devious - Devious (has perfectly aligned his username to his true self )
ADRossi - Realistic
Halalelal (snake) - Fonzie ( eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy )
Roller coaster - cheerful ( I confuse you with willy at times )
Ana la banana - bubbly ( a girly girl )
crzdcolombian - craaaaaaaazy
Sokrates - fair ( comes across as quietly spoken though )
the REAL Nyall - heartbroken
Calzone - straightshooter
Visca - chatty (see Ana la banana)
Willy - cheerful ( are you and coaster related ? )

 

[Coasterfreek]

Roller coaster - cheerful ( I confuse you with willy at times )

How do we seem related? Haha. Is it because there's some South American blood in us?

 

[Pajo]

Q:

When to Macedonia?

 

[I4E]

How do we seem related? Haha. Is it because there's some South American blood in us?

i just keep confusing the two of you for each other.