Interview with Helal

[Handoyo]

Exercising my right as the coolest and bestest member in the forum, I am choosing Helal as the next victim :scared: of the Interview topic. This time, he has no choice but to accept. :stuckup: So fire at will!

1. [*]What is your real name?
   [*]When is your birthday?
   [*]How many siblings do you have?
   [*]Where do you live?
   [*]What is your occupation?
   [*]Why/how did you choose your nickname?
   [*]How did you find Forza Inter?
   [*]When/how did you start supporting Inter?
   [*]Who is your favourite Inter player?
   [*]On a scale of 1 - 10 (10 the most), how wacko is Jacko?

Handyo

 

[primo-inter]

Which A-League team will you support?

What does 'helal' mean?

Do you think Penelope Jimenez is hot?

Did you/are you doing T.E.E?

What brand of deodorant do you use?

What type of watch do you wear? Rolex? I wear rolex.

What religion are you (if any)?

Who's the best free kick taker in the world?


note: I spent roughly 40 seconds typing the questions. I know some may be random.

 

[snake]

Since Hamed says i now have 'Street Cred' lol im in...

What is your real name?
anon

When is your birthday?

How many siblings do you have?

Where do you live?
Down under in the cold but great Melbourne

What is your occupation?
Well i go to school every day and play soccer heaps, so no time.

Why/how did you choose your nickname?
Believe it or not, during my whole life the only nickname i ever got called was 'h' so when it came to internet usernames helal was the only one i used, and almost always It was a taken name and they recommended i put a '25' in front of it lol so i did. And its been with me since.

How did you find Forza Inter?
Goal.com, a member which i could now kiss directed me here from there. Sadly i dont know his/her name.

When/how did you start supporting Inter?
Well by the greatest soccer player ever of course, Ronaldo

Who is your favourite Inter player?
I just cant do it, theres to many. But Stan is up there with the main 2. Zanetti and Cordoba.

On a scale of 1 - 10 (10 the most), how wacko is Jacko?
Well 10, considering i think he is the actuall meaning of wacko

 

[snake]

Which A-League team will you support?
Melbourne Victory!! how bout u??

What does 'helal' mean?
Its my name and its not pronounced HALAL as in meat lol

Do you think Penelope Jimenez is hot?
dont know who she is but i checked her on the net and lol well she was naked! other then that she looks nice.

Did you/are you doing T.E.E?
What the heck is T.E.E.?

What brand of deodorant do you use?
Calvin Klein

What type of watch do you wear? Rolex? I wear rolex.
Dont wear a watch, i have a $2000 tag watch but never put it on.
Its cause if i wear it i take it off when i sleep and cant be bothered putting it back on in the morning

What religion are you (if any)?
Muslim. And i do follow it.

Who's the best free kick taker in the world?
Recoba. If his minutes played = Miha's then he would beat him.

 

[Handoyo]

1. [*]What is your favorite fashion brand?
   [*]What physical feature is the most important in a girl for you? How about behaviour?
   [*]To celebrate Capitano's new contract and our 4th Coppa Italia, tell us 4 reasons why should Hamed start smoking again.
   [*]Do you drive? If yes, what car do you drive? If no, can you?

Handyo

 

[snake]

What is your favorite fashion brand?
hmm I like Hugo boss, but im a sucker for the old classics like Nike and Adidas.

What physical feature is the most important in a girl for you? How about behaviour?
Behaviour is above everything, i like a shy kinda girl who doesnt think the world of herself and not uptight. Looks? Well... nice legs are always great.

Do you drive? If yes, what car do you drive? If no, can you?
Since my brother moved and my dad got his own car, they left me with the 4WD

King of the road BABY!

To celebrate Capitano's new contract and our 4th Coppa Italia, tell us 4 reasons why should Hamed start smoking again.
Just 4? Easy

1.

2.

3.

4. My favourite one and yes, this is me download it
http://s26.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3J8C9N7D4O0ZR2X1HTIY0QG9OL

 

[Gaetan]

How passionate are thepeople in Australia about football?

I've heard that the EPL is the most popular league over there (not surprised, as it also is the most watched here in the US), but are there enough Calcio fans to clearly notice them?

That is all, grazie.

 

[Frisko]

- What do you think about Capello?

- What do you think about Zlatan? As a player and as a person?

- Greatest Inter goal you've ever seen.

- Best Inter memory you have.

- Would you give Martins to Milan if they gave us Shevchenko? (Please say NO!)

My pics thingy (write a caption for each one

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5

6

7

8

10

 

[Miki]

1) You find a wallet on the street. It belongs to a nice lady who doesn't live too far away from your home. The wallet contains $500, along with her identification cards, credit cards and such. Will you return the wallet at all? And if you do, will everything be intact?

2) Predator and his cronies come to earth and are itching to torture some humans to test their pain resistance. They make a deal with Kofi Annan to choose 5 unfortunate victims for this 'experiment'. Let's say you're Kofi, who would you choose?

3) Mike Myers pisses on one of Jason Vorghees' watery graves which prompts the dead dude to come back up (for the umpteenth time) to get back at Mike Myers. Problem is, they accidentally opened the Layment Configuration (Hellraiser) and Pinhead comes to our realm to wreak havoc. To make it worse, all this happens to take place in Texas, so the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre decides to get in on the act with his giant duracell powered chainsaw. Who the hell is going to win this titanic battle? And why?

4) The Enterprise from Star Trek comes across Darth Vader's Star Destroyer. They soon start shooting turbolasers at each other. How would you picture the end of this space battle?

5) The girl of your dreams falls in love with you and so do you. However, one day she confesses to be a hardcore Milanista. She begs you to forget about Inter for her sake. What would you do?

6) Describe in 3 words these guys from FI:

- Jimmy
- Handoyo
- Miki
- Hamed
- Frisko
- I Love Inter
- Gismo
- Tommi
- Jake
- Milos75

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Gaetan]

6) Describe in 3 words these guys from FI:

- Jimmy
- Handoyo
- Miki
- Hamed
- Frisko
- I Love Inter
- Gismo
- Tommi
- Jake
- Milos75

I must say, those are some great questions, bro. However, add Gaetan to the list so I can know what this punk thinks of me.

 

[snake]

ill add you myself

How passionate are thepeople in Australia about football?
Not very, we have our own type of Football that takes centre stage

I've heard that the EPL is the most popular league over there (not surprised, as it also is the most watched here in the US), but are there enough Calcio fans to clearly notice them?
No not many, most fans are EPL or so called Real Madrid fans who have never watched a game.

 

[snake]

-What do you think about Capello?
I like his tactics (im going to get shot for that) just like Mourinho does, i think defence should come first, then attacking. Sadly Mancini did it the other way around! lol attacking then defence.

- What do you think about Zlatan? As a player and as a person?
Awesome player, his big but he can move with the ball well and hard to tackle with it. His flexible and if he can fix himself in the air he can be even better. AS a person even though he scored alot of goals, he still didnt cause the media hype Adriano did. I like that.

- Greatest Inter goal you've ever seen.
lol, tough one. But adriano's against Perugia last season was great. And ill never forget Diaz's goal agaisnt Roma. Nor Serenas against Bologna i think?

- Best Inter memory you have.
Well Uefa Cup.

- Would you give Martins to Milan if they gave us Shevchenko? (Please say NO!)
HELL no! its not about how good the player is, Martins has become a symbol for us, not just as a player.

My pics thingy (write a caption for each one

1

The underdogs, the milan killers.

2

I think someone is about to suck his thumb!

3

The camel is trying to initiate himself.

4

Martins: A different view on the world...

5

What a sweet picture. I love it!

6

Dont like her face, but that body is hot enough to set my soul on flamez.

7

The reason i came to inter. I love him, and think his the greatest player to ever play this sport.

8

No, i still wont be in love with you!

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For the first time ever Moratti can walk up to Galliani and say, WHAT BITCH!?!?

10

Still the hottest and dirtiest going around.

 

[snake]

1) You find a wallet on the street. It belongs to a nice lady who doesn't live too far away from your home. The wallet contains $500, along with her identification cards, credit cards and such. Will you return the wallet at all? And if you do, will everything be intact?
Yes, ill return anything. Its in my nature and religion, if i wouldnt id consider it stealing.

2) Predator and his cronies come to earth and are itching to torture some humans to test their pain resistance. They make a deal with Kofi Annan to choose 5 unfortunate victims for this 'experiment'. Let's say you're Kofi, who would you choose?
Well first id like to be a predator!
1. G.Bush
2. Donald Rumsfeld
3. My next door neighbour
4. That idiot from American Idol.
5. Moggi


3) Mike Myers pisses on one of Jason Vorghees' watery graves which prompts the dead dude to come back up (for the umpteenth time) to get back at Mike Myers. Problem is, they accidentally opened the Layment Configuration (Hellraiser) and Pinhead comes to our realm to wreak havoc. To make it worse, all this happens to take place in Texas, so the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre decides to get in on the act with his giant duracell powered chainsaw. Who the hell is going to win this titanic battle? And why?
Well Hellraiser, only cause they scared the living daylights out of me when i was a kid.

4) The Enterprise from Star Trek comes across Darth Vader's Star Destroyer. They soon start shooting turbolasers at each other. How would you picture the end of this space battle?
Well its going to end with the light sabre. Simple as that. Nobody can defeat the Sith, well except for the Sith. lol

5) The girl of your dreams falls in love with you and so do you. However, one day she confesses to be a hardcore Milanista. She begs you to forget about Inter for her sake. What would you do?
Since shes a hardcore milanista, id be happy with it. Since the rivalry would be there and we could enjoy it. But if she was a supporter that never watched a game like most people but still bag u if u lose id knock her out.


6) Describe in 3 words these guys from FI:

- Jimmy - Man, Never pleased!
- Handoyo - Power, Loyalty, Sharing.
- Miki - Smart, Insightful and Miki!
- Hamed - (i have a million words!) Smoker, EplHater and DisAgreeer!!
- I Love Inter - The Curva Nord!
- Gismo - WHat THe FuKC!
- Tommi - The Italian Lover
- Jake - Same as Tommi
- Milos75 - I hate Milan
- Gaetan - Real Rap Hater!! lol
- Frisko - 3 words? Most Important Member...

 

[Shaun]

name 3 things you like/dislike most about Australia?

If you could have dinner with any 3 people who would they be?

if you were an Animal what would you be?

dream holiday destination?(non inter related)

 

[snake]

name 3 things you like/dislike most about Australia?
I like the Ladies, i love the diversity in race, i love cricket and AFL
I hate the fact soccer is so small, i hate that we are so down low on the world map. and i hate John Howard!!

If you could have dinner with any 3 people who would they be?
Jerry Seinfeld, Al Pacino, and Mancini lol

if you were an Animal what would you be?
A male lion no doubt, head of the pride!

dream holiday destination?(non inter related)
hm, Rome and Vienna are good but ill still choose Rio

 

[Miki]

- Jimmy - Man, Never pleased!
- Handoyo - Power, Loyalty, Sharing.
- Miki - Smart, Insightful and Miki!
- Hamed - (i have a million words!) Smoker, EplHater and DisAgreeer!!
- I Love Inter - The Curva Nord!
- Gismo - WHat THe FuKC!
- Tommi - The Italian Lover
- Jake - Same as Tommi
- Milos75 - I hate Milan
- Gaetan - Real Rap Hater!! lol
- Frisko - 3 words? Most Important Member...

A few of the answers here i actually envisioned the same.

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Frisko]

Tim, your questions!

Tim for President!

Helal, great ones, but pleaseee how can you like Zlatan as a person? He's a son of a bitch who went celebrating under the Curva Nord after scoring against us. I'll never forget him standing there, with plasting bottles landing all around him.

And he's a dirty player, don't forget that.

 

[snake]

i praise you through Tims questions and thats the thanks i get :stuckup: lol kiddin.

as a player i said his good. as a person i dont even know him. But obviously as a player-person he sucks, he headbutted Miha and look what he did to Cordoba. Screw him.

 

[Frisko]

i praise you through Tims questions and thats the thanks i get :stuckup: lol kiddin.

as a player i said his good. as a person i dont even know him. But obviously as a player-person he sucks, he headbutted Miha and look what he did to Cordoba. Screw him.

Lol you know I love ya mate

And that about Zlatan is much better :star:

 

[Roberto]

If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Why does Carlton suck so bad this year?

Favourite sports besides Soccer?

Favourite Band/Artist?

Favourite Food?

Favourite Movie?

Favourite Director?

Favourite Actor?

Who do you hate more Juventus or Milan?

who do you think will win of the 2006 World Cup

which came first the chicken or the egg?

If a tree falls in the forrest and nobody is around does it still make a sound?

also 3 words to describe me I've been inactive for a while so good luck.